Get in here and keep me company, lads.
>>29668941
nice cuntry, cunt
generals are for redditors
>>29668941
Hi anon, how's your Saturday going? Mine's pretty good so far
>tfw voted for the first time
>tfw still two hours left to vote
Only happens once every four years and yet it still feels like a drag
>>29669109
Who'd you vote for?
>>29669133
Labor desu, muh neetbux and muh socialised healthcare
How bout you anon?
>>29669156
I think I'll donkey vote. Liberals always win my seat anyway. But yeah, healthcare and NEETbux. I'm a wageslave, but poverty is always just around the corner.
>>29669109
>Mine's pretty good so far
What else did you do today?
>>29668961
How bout you, what's going on across the sea?
>7 months since the win10 crashes started
>1 a day, 1 every 7-10 days. Every 2 hours
>literally nothing has worked. Reinstals, driver changes, memory tests
I wish was something expensive and simple. New motherboard or whatever. There's just not enough information to lead to a fix. Otherwise.. weekend's ok
Anyone from the Newcastle area want to sell me some weed?
>>29668941
Who /Tasmania/ here;_;
>>29669289
Sorry anon, I had to quickly drive into town
I spent most of my day browsing r9k and eating chocolate, I also cleaned myself up a bunch to go vote so it feels nice to be clean shaven and stuff.
>>29669167
I think my seat is gonna be a marginal one but I haven't actually checked. Hopefully my vote helps to get Labor in, seeing as my current Liberal representative is pretty awful, he seems to have completely forgotten about his electorate and never shows up to community events or anything.
>tfw never been on the voting roster
I swear if I magically appear the one time I don't turn up I'm gonna take this all the way to the prime-minister. BARRY!
Boardgame night went off okay, they liked the game and i was actually able to enjoy the night without going full sperg. So win/win.
>pic related; I did kinda go sperg with the snacks
>>29669803
That is cute as fuck anon good job on being a good host.
>>29669803
>tfw you will never have a friend like this anon to run comfy boardgame nights for you
You're a good man anon
/Canberra/flags and circles
>>29669914
Hi!
Wanna be friends?A-and maybe my bf if you're into that
>>29669838
>>29669881
Thanks guys, I was super worried, but it worked out in the end. I forgot all of them were on their Ps and so now I have a shitload of alcohol and no one to drink it. I also made homemade nachos for dinner, they seemed to like that.
I like hosting, but I go a little over the top it seems...
>>29669943
How would you feel about being pooed on?
>>29670050
I don't think that's quite up my alley anon, how about we do normie stuff like skating in the evenings, or visiting the beach to surf on weekends?
>>29670064
A relationship is give and take. There's no reason I couldn't poo on you after skating.
>>29668985
Do you have a folder full of shit like this?
>>29669122
Did mine at 11:30. Thankfully the school is a two minute walk from me so it didn't feel like an ordeal, just an inconvenience. Never had to line up like I did today, it was huge. Usually just in and out. No idea why the line was so long. When I was on my way out it was tiny. Maybe a few of the people were on lunch break or something? Seriously don't know why you can't vote online in this day and age. We have mygov accounts, should just be able to submit votes through that.
>>29669748
Sup m80.
>Voted liberal
>Went across the street and got 16 bottles
>Got some pretty shit chinese food
>Gonna re-watch some Always Sunny cheekily pirated yesterday, have a wank and pass out
On this day, I am Australia.
>>29668941
I was going to make this thread and post a lewd OP but you ruined my chance.I-I'm touching myself ;-------;
>>29669803
This is so adorable, holy shit. Anons board game snack table. Fuck, someone hold me
Voted Labor, fuck privatised Medicare and 100k Uni degrees, we shouldn't try to be like America at all
>>29670391
>falling for Labor's scare campaign
same
I-I didn't vote, how fucked am I ;-------;
>>29670561
That'll be 20 dollars, anon. Are you even enrolled?
>>29670582
20 dollarydoos? That's outRAYYYYGEOUS
>>29669803
Taekwondo the plebest of martial arts
>Learn something that actually works like karate (Shito-ryu, Gojo-ryu, Kyokushinkai), one of the styles of kick boxing or Filipino martial arts.
>>29669748
tfw aus anime bf
>>29669156
Liberals gives those things as well you fucking cow. Labor wants to enforce cultural marxism in schools.
>>29670801
Both parties suck. Now plz, stfu b4 i deck ya m8
>>29670347
Thanks. I'm glad it's not too autistic.
>>29670782
A martial arts is only as pleby as its instructor/dojo. I train Rhee TKD, and my instructor was actually trained by A World Master.
>karate
I have nothing against the style, but the people who train it before our class are...less than amazing.
>>29670829
Anon can I come play board games with you <3
is new zealand close enough :<
>>29668941
LIBERAL ARE GOING TO WIN I WANT MY FUCKING NEETBUX!!
>>29669803
I wish I had friends to have boardgame nights. I have zero close friends and a few friends I see one or twice a year but they are not interested in board games, or any of my interests.
>tfw you will never get to stick board game pieces up your ass and hand them back to board game anon after the game ends with a smug grin on your face
Feels bad man
>>29670893
of course, if you're even on theSunshine Coastyou can come play with me <3
>>29670907
That sucks anon. Everyone I've met I've had to nudge them into playing boardgames. These weren't even friends really, they're more acquaintances from TKD.
>>29670988
pls no, that's fucking terrifying ;_;
Geelong(Victoria) Fag here, how is everyone tonight?
>>29669943
Stop trying to cuck my gf m8...
I didn't vote because I left the country for a week. Will I get in trouble?
>>29671119
$20 fine lmao
>>29671119
You're supposed to fill out an absentee ballot before leaving. Early voting polls have been open for 3 weeks. No real excuse.
You'll get a $20 fine and if you don't pay that in time it gets bumped to $180.
REEEEE stick your vote up your ass normies. I'll gladly pay that fine not to have to line up behind up and vote for these crooked parties
>>29671360
>ass
nice try, burger
>>29671360
>unhappy with the current state of politics
>would rather pay money to the government than use his ONE chance to have a say
>>29669453
Boot a linux live USB or install it on a separate HDD and see if it fixes the problem, might be some sort of incompatibility with Win10 and your hardware config.
>>29671410
>chance
>literally issued a fine for not exercising the "right" to vote
>>29671410
We had no say in their policies, in fact most of this shit was already set in stone by stagnant old fucks before we were even born so who gives a fuck?
>>29670447
I voted labour but not for the scare campaign, fuck the tactics that both major parties have been spewing this past election. Most of the time they're shitting on the other party's policies because they can't say anything good about their own.
Fuck the libs on climate action though.
>>29671023
>of course, if you're even on theSunshine Coastyou can come play with me <3
Not him butI'm Sunshine Coast too
Your snack table reminds me of how my mum used to prepare food when I used to have people come over to play DnD,
>>29671462
Pics and I might consider.
>>29671484
>Pics and I might consider.
W-Woah slow down there anon I was just mentioning there are more anons in your area. It's not like I can just come on over for board games, I don't even leave my room most days.
>>29671510
You play DnD, I am a DM. Lets make this happen.
Anyone here like sport? Just your average robot but I am obsessed with NRL. Currently watching sharks vs eels. Come on sharkies.
No one in the history of these threads has ever met before and anyone who tried was trolled by indecisive faggots. True story.
>>29671586
Met 2 other NEET fags from here, who all lived within 4 hours drive.
>>29671602
Really, how did that go?
I only live like 2 hours from Brisbane.
>tfw no one will come visit me ;---;
>>29671560
>You play DnD, I am a DM. Lets make this happen.
I'm more interested inMtGat the moment anyway. Sorry for being an indecisive faggot and getting your hopes up.
>>29671462
This
>>29671484
wasn't me anon. But it's nice to know there's other sunshine coast anons out there. I'm fromMaroochydore
>DnD
I am a DM too, but I have my regular group of Americans, so i'm good there. But if you ever want to play boardgames you're welcome to come join <3
>>29671685
>More interested in MtG
I literally just gave away over 20k of cards...damn
Someone in Adelaide kill me, please.
better shine your work for the dole boots neetiekins
>>29671655
Went alright, took em both out for drinks, one of them was qt8/10, still seeing qt till this day.
Going to go see the warcraft movieby myselfin a few minutes
Anyone seen it yet? Is it good?
>>29669122
>every four years
three years you fucking pleb
>>29671739
>not going with your bf
uh?
>>29671700
>I'm fromMaroochydore
>Maroochydore
That's cool, I'mCoolum Beach
>>I literally just gave away over 20k of cards...damn
>Implying I need more pieces of cardboard
At this point I usually throw out all the junk "Hurr designed for limited" cards I get from packs. I haven't played in a few months but the new set has me interested again.
>>29671739
Its like a long cutscene.
>>29671744
I bet my cock would look cute in your hand
i like shitposting and being comfy
should i move to australia
>>29671791
only if you are hot and have a cock
>>29671791
>should i move to australiaFuck off we're full
But really the internet is shit and the normies are the worst in the world. This is no place for robots.
And unrelated
>tfw you've been losing the feeling of enjoyment you used to get from watching anime
>>29671808
iktf>tfw haven't watched any anime in 4 months
>>29671791
Are you white?
ORIGINAL YES OH YES
Vote [1] Sex & HEMP (Marijuana) Party first.
Echo are you in here?
>>29671739
Honestly the shittiest vidya game movie of them all
>>29671702
5158 empty your bank account and I'll shoot you in the face.
Vote [1] Palmer United Party
>>29671857
>Vote [1] Sex & HEMP (Marijuana) Party first.
>not voting One Nation
Fuck off Melbourne
>>29671791
Anon, I will hide you illegally in my house in Tasmania and we'll be comfy NEETs together. Come to Aus?
>>29671808
>new batch of shows start
>download a bunch of episode 1's to see what I like
>the season ends
>didn't even watch any of the episode 1's
>feels like I only downloaded them a week ago but it's actually been 12 fucking weeks
>>29669803
This is incredibly nice and all but why are you on 4chan with friends over?
![Wander.Over.Yonder.S02E38E39.The.Robomechabotatron.-.The.Flower.1080p.DSNY.WEBRip.AAC2.0.x264-TVSmash.mkv_snapshot_11.04_[2016.06.25_01.46.49].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b6d6I1y.jpg "Wander.Over.Yonder.S02E38E39.The.Robomechabotatron.-.The.Flower.1080p.DSNY.WEBRip.AAC2.0.x264-TVSmash.mkv_snapshot_11.04_[2016.06.25_01.46.49].jpg")
>>29671892
>>download a bunch of episode 1's to see what I like
>>the season ends
>>didn't even watch any of the episode 1's
Even worse is
>remember show from the past season that you heard about
>download their first 3 episodes
>never watch them
I've been watching somewestern cartoonsinstead but they've all ended nowFuck disney reeeeeee
>>29671885
Fuck right off you faget weeb
420 blaze trees.
Any Newcastle lads on?
![Wander.Over.Yonder.S02E05.The.Loose.Screw.-.The.It.720p.WEB-DL.x264.AAC.mp4_snapshot_16.09_[2016.04.15_04.54.10].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ElCb9GU.jpg "Wander.Over.Yonder.S02E05.The.Loose.Screw.-.The.It.720p.WEB-DL.x264.AAC.mp4_snapshot_16.09_[2016.04.15_04.54.10].jpg")
>>29671930
No, YOU fuck off.
On the boat and off you go cunt.
Fuck off to Canada or something
>>29671764
Oof. Mydeadgrandma used to live at peregian springs. I spent the entirety of every summer holidays around Coolum.
How is it around there now? I probably haven't been up there for a decade. It used to be my favorite part of the sunny coast by far.
>>29671963
>>29671930
STOP FIGHTING! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29671970
>How is it around there now?
It's "I don't go outside/10"
>>29671875
My bank account has probably $6, I can't empty it.
>fucked up at work
>try to get to work super early now
>arrive early
>sit in car waiting going over my life
>realize i forgot what being lonely was, havent been able to tell it apart from baseline for a while now
>saw poster of a qt on some hairdressers place that was still open
>realize that is from a thing not part of my life
>realize abc classical is great for feeling shit to
>message received about shift being canceled
>alone in city with nothing to do and nothing i can do because i said I'd be available for any shifts that came up but also because id feel like shit being alone on a Saturday night
Fuck ive made so many shit choices
to be told shift was canceled
>
>>29671963
No, he's my new cum slave. I will house him illegally and hide him from the boarder police and in exchange he has to wage slave for me for his NEET master
So I just installed Grindr and this is fucking scary. There are tons of guys on here that look like literal Chads, wtf. Do people really broadcast their lewd sexuality to random strangers who have this app. Imagine some people install it to check it out and they see anon in their area.
How am I suppose to use this embarrassing shit. Fuck you guys
>>29672000
I know your feels. I fucked up at work a couple of times over the last few weeks. Paranoia kicks in and I imagine getting fired and all the fun that goes along with it. Smoke a pack of cigarettes this weekend even though I quit two years ago. Help me make it through the night with robot love pls.
>>29671923
>>29671963
Fuck off MutantCarrot you stupid cunt
>>29672023
Do people sell pot over grindr by any chance?
>>29672036
I think they probably would desu. It's something tons of people have anyway so I'd imagine
>>29672023
Don't use Grindr, just come to Canberra and love me forever
>Liberals are winning
>Health system will become Americanized where you go bankrupt over something small like stitches
>>29672028
If i got fired itd be clean, just putting me out of my misery and that's okay. I daydream about it, just calmly accepting it, turning in my stuff, taking whatever they have to say and then starting over.
Wish there was something i could take to just blank out emotions and get on with life
>>29668941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
>>29672049
tons of people have pot or tons of people have grindr
>>29672032Literally who?
Original original
>>29672102
B-both, plz dont hurt me
>>29672106
Some autistic cunt that avatarfagged as the Wonder Over Yonder shit
>>29672112
No hurting, only gentlethen hurting later
>>29672123
>Some autistic cunt that avatarfagged as the Wonder Over Yonder shit
What, in these threads or somewhere else? Either way I'm not that autist.
>>29672101
Fuel in the car, not up your nose. makes sense, really.
>tfw no aus anime gf to cum in
Real nigger questions: Who did YOU vote for?
Liberal here.
Who here /LiberalDemocrats/?
>>29672032
>>29672123
>being this buttmand that I used reaction images from a show a few times in totally different threads.
And who the fuck are you cunt?
>>29672219
commit suicide you autistic faggot
>>29672219
>being this mad I called you out on your autistic bullshit
>And who the fuck are you cunt?
Take a guess~
>>29672252
>Take a guess~
How about you just tell me instead of hiding behind anonymity like a bitch eh?
>>29672243
>commit suicide you autistic faggot
>>>/anywherebuthere/
Fuck off normie
>>29672277
You're normal tho too. Never forget that.
>>29672277
>How about you just tell me instead of hiding behind anonymity like a bitch eh?
Why does it matter?
I didn't give up my anonymity like some cheap slut just for some attention~
>>29672163
voted liberal but im in a safe labor seat so it doesnt matter.
>>29672294
>Why does it matter?
Because you're so eager to be the kind of person who goes around ruining the anonymity of other posters because of some silly personal grudge.
Whoever you are you sound like a huge normalfag who's just here to bully robots. Go the fuck back to facebook.
>>29672330
>ur just a normalfag
Why'd you avatar fag then?
Only normies get so depraved when they lack attention that they try to gain an identity on an anonymous site.
>>29672330
A-as a curious onlooker, what is this argument about. I am scared there's someone so normie here, desu. Might be that faggot I spoke to here a few days ago
>>29672354
>A-as a curious onlooker, what is this argument about.
Some guy is mad some other autist used reaction images from a cartoon. That's literally it.
>>29672353
>Why'd you avatar fag then?
Ever heard of 'reaction images' you normal shit?
>Only normies get so depraved when they lack attention
Funny, that's not what I see from 90% of this board being about how people feel because they lack female attention.
>>29672353
>Only normies get so depraved when they lack attention that they try to gain an identity on an anonymous site.
Hey now board-game anon is NOT a normie you take that back.
>>29672412
>reaction images
>all with that skeleton guy
Yeah that's called avatarfagging you attention depraved slut.
>Funny, that's not what I see from 90% of this board being about how people feel because they lack female attention.
The people who are obsessed with pussy are just failed normalfags, they don't belong here either.
>>29672353
Pretty sure attention starved normies do that on sites where people will remember them by a username senpai.
>>29672471
>>Yeah that's called avatarfagging you attention depraved slut.
>You can't use more than one reaction image of any given character BECAUSE I SAID SO
You realize how much of an idiot you look like yeah? The other guy seems like a retard too but you seem so butthurt that I doubt you're this mad just because someone avatar-fagged. Did he hurt your poor fee-fees before? Either way this thread isn't for direct attacks and shitposting, so go off yourself please.
>>29672471
Stop derailing the fucking thread with your drama.
>>29672385
lold, I love 4chan. You fags should have seck now <3
>>29672535
>pretending to be someone else
No wonder you avatarfagged when you're this much of a sad cunt.
>>29672544
Sorry I'll go back to being a gay cunt and ERP'ing in Overwatch like every other Aus thread
>>29672612
You sound like an angry hetrosexual bogan lelDo you know where you are
>>29672641
>Do you know where you are
The robot board, where pussy and cock obsessed failed normies don't belong desu
>>29672660
>The robot board, where pussy and cock obsessed failed normies don't belong desu
>he says, while acting like a self-righteous normie shithead
>>29672660
Starting to think being a failed normalfag is better than an autist, desu. I never used to think like that but my old life was just pathetic. Talking to lewd boys is honestly a huge improvement for me
>>29671993
Another reason to kill yourself.
Can I at least rape you or defile you in some manner before I slit your throat?
If you're really cute, I'll keep you in my dungeon.
>>29672678
>le ur the normie!!!
Give me another (You)~
>>29672685
>I'm better than autists because I put pussy/cock on a pedestal
Anyone who worships sluts is infinitely worse than even the most autistic retard.
>>29672612
>>pretending to be someone else
Swing and a miss bud.
>>29668941
Why are people claim the Libs are going to remove unemployment benefits. I know they fucked up with the government sanctioned slave labor "work for the dole".
>>29672714
It isn't about cock you sperg. The people here are making friends with each other and socializing which is infinitely better than being alone even if its only online.
You seem to be the biggest autist here since you're fighting with everyone. It's like everyone hates you even on the Internet.
>>29668941
Hi mate. Are you as drunk as me right now?
>>29672741
>The people here are making friends
I've been involved with lewd slut friends before and it's pretty easy to tell that it's all fake and for attention on both halves.
>You seem to be the biggest autist here since you're fighting with everyone. It's like everyone hates you even on the Internet.
Pretty pathetic popshot there family.
Grasping at straws just to try and insult me?
>>29672781
Nope. You are acting anti-social and alienating everyone around you so its quite easy to tell why you thought everyone was fake. Simply observing as I do.
Just joined this thread. What's going on in here?
>>29672833
Two anons got into an argument over something stupid and I have joined the fun. The butthurt is making me horny, desu
>>29672816
>You are acting anti-social and alienating everyone[...]
No, it's that most of the faggots that are apart of the lewd/cutebois bullshit are usually just plain fake attentionwhores.
>Simply observing as I do.
How can you call me an autist when you post shit like this?
>>29672878
Didn't you say you were a part of said faggots? Anon are you depressed?
>>29672910
How would I know they were all fake attentionwhores if I wasn't apart of them at one point?
>>29672868
Thanks. I'll continue to watch Mission Impossible.
>>29672942
Who is this? I don't see anyone attention whoring, desu.
>>29671730
This so goddamn much.
I have always been a wageslave, it'll be good to see you fucks slaving to the bone for your fortnightly pension.
enjoy it neetcucks.
>>29673025
What's his policy on unemployed? I'm about to go for a job interview so I really hope I get it.
Don't get me wrong though I hate being neet. It's not something I have pride in.
>>29673025
Jokes on you, I have autism bux so this won't effect me.
Another day, another dollar :^)
>>29673043
>autism bux
I love how /r9k/ posters think it's a bragging right that you're an unemployed lay about sack of shit. No one has any respect for you. I can't wait till your parents stop supporting you or you die from sedentary lifestyles.
Will run out of booze soon. 45 mins to buy more. Should probably just go without. Getting terrible indigestion. Will probably be up until 4am again though and can see myself wanting a drink.
Would feel like a massive waste though to go buy another bottle and then only end up drinking 3 or 4 drinks from it.
>>29673060
Actually I saved up enough from my autism bux to buy a house. Not even joking, btw. FYI: Unemployment is not the same as disability bux.
Stay mad wagie ^_^ I'll be laying back with my overwatch bros while you fetch me my late night pizza from Dominos.
>>29673080
>he believes that the liberals won't crack down on autismbux
>>29673080
Post your bank account showing a recent deposit from centrelink, autist.
>>29673080
What's autismbux, 600 dollarydoos a fortnight?
>>29673116
They can do what they like, desu. I have full support from my doctors. I'm gonna ride this train for life, try and stop me wagie.
All aboard the NEET train! TOOT TOOT
>>29673135
about 1600~. Easy enough to live on with the right setup
>>29673134
>Centerlink drone detected.
Not gonna fall for that one wagie. Better luck next time cuck and thanks for the taxes.
>>29673159
Says on the website max is 794.80 a fortnight
>>29673230
It's $833, Not sure where you're looking but checkout disability pension
>>29673185
>He can't post a screenshot cropping out anything identifying the account holder
Yeah, whatever liar. I don't work for centrelink and couldn't care less about you. I just want to expose your lies. Your refusal did that.
>>29673230
sorry, 873.90 a fortnight with allowances
>>29673243
Yeah, so max is 873.90. That's 800 odd dollarydoos short of 1600 lad
>>29673248
Hello fellow sperg are you scamming the normies too? Let us meet up later to discuss world affairs and how we can better improve our planet
>>29673159
>about 1600
$1600 a fortnight in autism bux? Bullshit.
>>29673283
Yeah exactly, that's what I'm saying. he's full of shit.
>>29673080
>tfw actually a wagecuck at dominos
c-can i come around and hang out after my shift?
i'll bring you free garlic breads, i promise
>>29673283
I thought you said monthly, I am not paying close attention to the thread as I'm watching anime.
>>29672036
I've bought pot through Grindr many times. Set name to "420?"
Set headline to "who got the buds?"
Set bio to "buds. Who got em?"
>>29673293
Yes, you're welcome to anon. Can I suck you off while you're on shift? You can bring your sweet dick over for your NEET lords
>>29673306
So you're planning to buy a house earning less than $500 a week?
Good luck, autist.
>>29673323
I invest my autism bux anon. There are many skilled NEETrepreneurs in this world
>>29673366
Yeah, sure. What do you invest in?
>>29673371
I am good at picking pump and dumps so I usually buy at the early stages or short the crash
>>29673311
well done that man, thank you
>>29673385
Do you need a broker? Is there a site that you use to buy stocks or something?
>>29673385
>It's an autist pretends his daydreams are reality episode
>>29672765
I am trying based anon. But the horrible taste stifles me. I'm half way through a bottle of Belvadeer, on sale for $55 at BWS. Chasing with BD Paris Creek Farm Milk and Woolies organic banaynays. Hoping this doesn't give me as bad a hangover as Smirnoff.
Do I need an active facebook to get tindr?
>>29673322
maybe, but I can't stay at any delivery for too long, everything's timed and they follow us on GPS now and I don't want to make my managers angry
;~;
>>29672943
> I'll continue to watch Mission Impossible
Signs is on right NOW you fucking cunt
>>29673077
I am turned on by this. What do you do while drinking?
>>29673412
I buy and sell cryptocurrencies. You just need an account on polonex to do this though it's not a good time to buy at the moment. Bitcoin is on an upwards trend atm and most alt coins usually follow this (most people should have bought in at $460 over 6 months ago), the other cryptocurrencies are in the pump phase currently and shouldn't be bought either.
There is only one currency I'd recommend that's currently overlooked by everyone but I don't want to be blamed if someone loses money. Don't think of buying Ether or Trump because they're practically balloons they suck so much. I'd wait until the next crash for Trump and then buy in. Soon would be a really good time for Trump as I believe it was manipulated recently
>>29673439
M8, you're chasing vodka with milk? What the fuck?
>>29673458
Anon, you can be done in < 3 mins ;)
>>29673493
cryptocurrencies eh. Food for thought. thanks anon.
>>29673439
For fuck's sake. What a waste of belvedere.
If you can't just handle the Vodka miss it with some ice, Kahlua and milk and just slowly enjoy it.
>>29673080
You're 100% lying though until you prove it.
>>29673490
Fuck all. Shitpost and watch tv.
>>29673140
This is utterly pathetic and I straight up hope you commit suicide. I really do. People like you are absolute fucking scum and I loathe you to the strongest amount.
Sitting at home for your entire life isn't "living" and I can't wait till you die from your sedentary lifestyle.
>>29673394
You are welcome. Also be aware that a leisurely ride on the train can be greatly bennificial.
>drinking alcohol at all
disgusting
>>29673557
He's probably more active than your average office wageslave. All the NEETs I know exercise daily and are relatively fit.
>>29673515
Have you never heard of this? It's pretty legit drink when mixed, called "white russian" or something. Mind you, I simply frogot to buy a better chaser. Banana blox most of the taste.
>>29673516
o-ok anon, if you're sure
just request for "anon" to deliver in the delivery instructions~
>>29673580
It's pleasantly numbing although I want to go sober for at least 6 months. Seems like a massive battle though. I've missed my chance to buy more. Got about 3 drinks of Turkey left. If I get desperate there's a shit tier bottle of red wine I was given as a gift I can crack open. That's all I have though aside from some expensive bottles of wine I'm saving for special occasions.
>>29673573
I've tried to masturbate to gay porn, and it just grosses me out.
>>29673589
This is bullshit to the max.
I'm NEET, and while I'm dedicated and lift weights every day of the week, outside of that I'm not incredibly active. When you're unemployed it's not that easy to stay active the entire day long unless you want to kill yourself with exercise.
>>29673589
>All the NEETs I know exercise daily and are relatively fit.
Of course. Who's more healthy, stimulated and active than the long term unemployed, mentally unstable and general no-hopers?
>>29673609
I'm just kidding (mostly). I drink/drank. I'm trying to go completely straight edge though. The health effects of never drinking are great. I feel good all of the time really.
Sorry wagies, I don't actually bludge. I have a pretty serve illness and can barely function most days. I was only taking the piss out of you guys. I hope you forgive me in time
>>29673647
Yeah, memes aside being sober is genuinely fucking amazing. It's just a huge hump to get over that first month. Once I get past that I'm fine until the next social event I go to at which point I seemingly return to old habits. I wish I could be an occasional drink guy but I'm all or nothing.
>>29673654
>severe illness
What is it? Be 100% honest cunt and don't bullshit me.
>>29673645
Can you tell the difference on sight between a well-kept NEET and a normalfag? NEETs are only obvious when they're slovenly, leading to this idea that's all they can ever be.
>>29673681
I've had problems with it in the past. Not in terms of being an alcoholic, in terms of being a huge binge drinker. I have an addictive personality and I can't stop at "just one" drink. I end up having 10-15+ drinks in a couple of hours.
While most people will have had 1-2 drinks I'll be on my 4th or 5th. I drink to get fucked up. Not to have a good job.
I just want to stay away from it completely.
Everyone's arguing and disagreeing with each other and telling each other to go kill themselves tonight.
Yesterday everyone was chatting and making friends. Classic Australia.
>>29673716
Kill yourself tonight friend.
>>29673688
A-assburgers. I have pretty bad phobias too like I can't leave the house without having panic attacks. Depression, anxiety, insomnia, etc ....
>>29673716
yesterday was just a homo love in.
>>29673736
>all those meme diseases
Nah bruh just snap out of it and bee urself brah works for meI'm sorry you were born a social failure anon
>>29673731
Are we friends now? Is this friendship?
>>29670017
>Arcadia Quest
Good taste anon. How did you like them spooky ghosts?
>>29673736
Yeah nah sorry. I do feel bad, but that's no excuse to reject yourself from society. I know a couple of people with aspergers, and while it's obvious they are a little different in the head, they are still making an effort to fit in. One particular guy has physical debilitations that make him have brittle bones too and he still makes an effort.
>>29673762
I-It's ok ... I'll prob kill myself eventually
>>29673541
>just handle the Vodka miss it with some ice, Kahlua and milk and just slowly enjoy it.
I can't do this. Alcohol for me is 'get it the fuck down, and forget about it."
I was planning in buying some grey goose which I know is easier than smirnoff for me. I just went with belva cos if was on sale, and thank golly it tastes much smoother. I tried 42 below once and holy fuck that shit is PUTRID.
>>29673635
wet.
wat.
>>29673792
When I decided to quit drinking I had just spent $38 on a bottle of russian standard a few days earlier. Ended up just giving it away to my mum and sister. What a waste of money 2bh.
>>29673792
With White Russians you can't put a very high percentage of alc in your drink and not even notice. You will get pissed drinking it slowly.
>>29671860
Yeah? Who is this?
>>29673823
*can't = can
>>29673832
it's your secret admirer bort frankelstein
>>29673716
It's a particularly crappy thread tonight.
Been listening to Beethoven's 9th now for like the past half an hour. Really is a master piece. Good feels desu
>>29673876
Been listening to The Avalanches new album.
>>29673886
Been watching Jehovah's Witness indoctrination videos. These people aren't allowed any fun at all.
>>29673894
I watch documentaries on cults sometimes. Those cunts are stupid as hell and they don't realise the leader is a master manipulator and sociopath.
>>29673832
n-no one a-at all
>>29673841
Not sure if same poster but yes I relate to this tbo
>>29673872
It's really lacking the pozzing negholes guy.
Where are you, homo with the TOXIC, POTENT strain of HIV ready to infect DOZENS of people and watch it fester within their bodies?
>>29673894
They're not allowed to indulge in short-term gratification, and overall their lives are much happier for it
>>29673920
You can relate to getting pissed easily off White Russians?
Anons please help.
What will I eat for breakfast tomorrow? A $4 whopper? A $5 bahn mi? Help.
>>29673923
Bullfucking shit cunt. Jehovahs Witness is one of the worst cults out there. Apparently it's really hard to escape.
>>29673922
My TOXIC seed is sleeping in me ball sack tonight lad but I will return
>>29671887
I'm in Tas too anon, Hobart, where are you?
>>29673970
Or save some money and eat something at home and don't be a disgusting fast food eating fat fuck.
>>29673984
Queenstown but you're too lazy to come visit me. I -might- actually go to Hobart soon, desu since I'm currently not in Tasmania. Stupid question but are there flights to there or only to launceston?
>>29673853
ehhhhh no idea? Sorry :-(
>>29674031
i can't believe this. echo, we talk every damn time this thread is up and you don't even know who i am? i don't even know why i asked if you were here in thef irst place.f i think i mgoing to cry
Any Brisfags here?
>>29673971
It's not Islam lol, there's no penalty for leaving.
The ultimate goal of it is greater happiness and community, guided by the teaching's of the bible.
You sound like you're pretty sure of your opinion though so I won't try to talk you into it any further, but if you're ever interested, the church is always open and welcoming. There's no harm in coming to a service though, just to see what it's about.
>>29674009
I am a homeless athlete. Staying in hotel and drinking for the night. I REQUIRE NUTIRIENTS
>>29674081
What kind of athlete, anon?
>>29674087
Starcraft and Street Fighter 3
>>29674055
Meh your spelling is atrocious.
>>29674078
Are you baiting me? I'm an atheist. I'm not going anywhere near religion. The closet I come is going to church to vote, like today.
Call me edgy all you want, religious really do prey on the weak minded.
