>when the liquor store clerks start getting too friendly.
>>29668321
>mfw i alternate between 4 different liquor stores throughout the week so the clerks at each one don't think I'm a total alcoholic
>mfw i see one of the clerks now working at a different location (same company, must have been transferred)
>mfw i now avoid that location and rotate between the other 3
>become friendly with gas station guy
>He asks for my number so we can hang out
>never texted me
it's cool i didn't want a friend anyway
>tfw I just creep out my local liquor store girl every time I go in
>tfw it's small, one staff on the night shift, and open really late, so she probably thinks I'm going to fucking rape her or something
>tfw I'm really just a sad drunk dude who doesn't care
>tfw she's really, really pretty and we've chatted a little bit (the times when I was sober)
>tfw she definitely recognises me - even the other staff I see less often recognise me, enough to comment on changes in hairstyle
>tfw she even says "oh hey" when we run into each other on the sidewalk as she's leaving/going to work
>tfw this chick seriously probably thinks I'm a hobo and is just being nice to me so I don't come in drunk one night and become aggressive or something
ANDREA I'M SORRY
I'M THE HARMLESS KIND OF DRUNK INSANE PERSON
>>29668459
You're the alcoholic version of how I am with fast food.
