>tfw at a party and a qt3.14 lies down on the couch next to you and puts her head in your lap, and you start running your hand through her long blonde hair
Have I made it faggots? Do I get to leave /r9k/ now?
Well,it's a step up. My first kiss was on October 17th, 2014. I was 23. She was 29. Eh.
Did you bang her? I'm assuming not. Don't get your hopes up anon
>>29668061
No. This was a few years ago, and she ended up going out with another guy, then was diagnosed with anorexia or some shit and dropped out of school, and didn't end up finishing year 12. She's pretty much done nothing with her life so I'm not sure if I dodged a bullet or something, but still no gf
>>29668032
she was drunk, running your hand through her hair while she was intoxicated and you were creepy is rape.
>>29668099
Fuck off faggot, your mum should have aborted you
