>be fembot
>have fetish for mommying robots
>not interested in them at all romantically, just want to hug them and keep them safe
These are manlets what the fuck is wrong with me
manlet mummy will you receive my cummies?
>>29667944
>not interested in them at all romantically
>>29667944
Unless you got an incestual rape fetish as well, this isn't gonna work out.
>>29667996
Physical intimacy beyond hugging frightens me
>>29667944
robots are by their fundamental nature are unworthy of love, seek help.
>>29667944
>not interested in them at all romantically
Get in line, roastie. Tons of women are non romantically interested in us.
>tfw buff, angry, tattooed Henry Rollins lookalike
>tfw no mommy gf to show my rare vulnerable moments
>tfw too prickly to ever let anyone get that close
>>29667944
>not interested in them at all romantically
dropped
>>29668026
But that is why i want to love them. I just want them to know that everything is going to be okay, and bake them cakes. I want them all to be okay, even if they are a little spergy.
>>29668040
underrated post
>>29668069
everything is not going to be okay anon
>>29668013
No him, but...
>Physical intimacy beyond hugging frightens me
only with manlets though right?
>>29668069
stop trying to love me you cis white female
>>29668013
I'll take hugging from a not-ugly girl just fine
Seeing how i have had zero physical intimacy with anyone at any point in my life.
I just want to know how it is to cuddle with a qt girl, i dont even care about sex anymore tbqh.
>>29668013
what if huggies makes the cummies mummy
>>29668095
No, with everyone. I am a khv like every other robot in this board, even if being a female means I will never achieve 'true robot status'
I'd say I am asexual if tumblr didn't butcher the phrase
>>29668098
Hmm I feel this way too. I've actually had about 10 girlfriends in the past and hax sex with about half. Lately I've just stopped caring much about it. I like cuddling more than sex; sex is stressful. Always trying to do everything right. Cuddling takes no effort and allows for conversations.
>>29668161
>I've actually had about 10 girlfriends in the past and hax sex with about half.
>10 girlfriends
>had sex
I wonder why you are not that interested in sex anymore.
Im not reeeing your ass but really nigga, try being a virgin, having never touched a girl at any point in your life and having lost hope to the point that having sex with a girl is already too distant of a concept to you.
I would take cuddling because i just want to feel physical intinamcy with a cute girl. Just for once.
Even though im not even a sperglord, neckbeard or manchild, i fully understand why girls dont want me, but that doesnt mean that it doesnt fucking hurt.
>>29668131
Huh that's interesting. You're probably not telling the truth, but still.
Most robots have become used to being rejected romantically, but accepted in other ways (by women that get laid plenty). It has become very upsetting for us. We just feel inadequate and used.
I don't know about the whole mummy thing though desu. REALLY sounds like you're just messing with it anon.
>>29668040
top kek
It's true!
I can't beta orbit and be an emotional tampon any more than I am right now. I'm all booked. You're gonna have to take a number...
> post anime girl
> claim to be a femanon
> say something unrealistic and unlikely
> robots eat it up
BAM! It's that easy. Smh desu senpai.
>>29668283
Well it isn't like the 'ddlg' shit going on all over the place these days, since dicks unnerve me.
All females have access to a chad's cock at one point or another, but it never appealed to me. Even casual sexual flirting makes me sperg out.
>>29668275
Why do you think no girls would want you anon?
>>29668161
You are a normie reee etc. but I get cha.
>>29668129
then you are going to need a new pair of underoos
>>29667944
>These are manlets what the fuck is wrong with me
YEah.
I don't think she respects us so much.
We're like playthings.
These are our femanons...
Fuck out of here you fucking tranny
>be 25 year old socially inept autist
>many women instinctively try to help and protect me
it's humiliating, but kind of cozy.
>>29667944
>just want to hug them and keep them safe
pls hug me ;-;
where are you located femanonymous
>>29668925
I guess it is because you resemble children? Not that I want to be rude or anything- it is an endearing trait. Akin to the asian appeal, I guess.
I think you should embrace it
>>29668991
Canada, Toronto
Let me hug you anon
>>29669054
>resemble children
one of these days the wrong women will pat my head and I'll snap going on a killing spree
>>29668687
>Why do you think no girls would want you anon?
What would be a deal breaker for you?
>>29669054
>canada
>tfw I live in shithole CA
I guess I'll just never have a femommy hug me then
>>29669054
>I guess it is because you resemble children
>it is an endearing trait
>I think you should embrace it
Not him.
But you make me want to kill myself you know that?
Supposedly we also are gonna have to embrace polyandry and cuckolding, or becoming eunuch sex slaves, or becoming transvestite house servants in the future too. These are possibilities and they do make some sense, and some people are trying to convince us of accepting them.
I never thought I could act as a substitute child for women that want to be mothers though. It makes sense too because Chad can't impregnate all of them and many of them don't want to have go through pregnancy anyway.
>>29668069
> I just want them to know that everything is going to be okay
I don't think you realize what you're doing to them when you do shit like that. They don't speak to women on a regular basis, some of them probably have never spoken to a woman for longer than 5 seconds. When you show them intimacy, even if you're doing it as someone that just wants them to feel safe, they instantly confuse it for love and assume you want to fuck their jobless virgin asses. There isn't anything wrong with just wanting to be friends and act like an older sister or mother to guys, just keep in mind when you choose to act like this with autistic manchildren, they're going to confuse it for something you aren't going to be able to give them.
>>29667944
Same hat desu.
most of them don't believe we're being honest or think we're Actually Men(tm) but despite all the aggressiveness, i really feel for them. life has dealt robots a shit hand and it isn't fair.
just let me be your mommy desu
>>29669385
>>29669653
>just let me be your mommy desu
Do you even realize how degrading this is? Do you get off from posting that?
I think you're imagining the meme robot. Maybe you actually are a very nice person and you could help some of them that are very lonely (in many ways). You know what, maybe you're right. Any kind of intimacy could be really good to them (if they were willing to trust you, and not feel humiliated by it).
But then there's also the robot who has had many orbital or emotional tampon """relationships""" with women (that weren't even being good friends often). Last thing they need is another non-romantic, somewhat intimate relationship. It's too close to what they want without ever being it. It's like torture at some point.
>>29669054
Ayyyy im from Sauga. How close are you to Etobicoke?
I wish I had a motherly girlfriend who nuzzled me to her bosom as we slept and stroked my hair if I laid my head in her lapand would whisper in my ear what a good boy I was and to "cum for mommy" when we were intimate
>>29668069
>I just want them to know that everything is going to be okay, and bake them cakes.
But can you make everything okay? And if you make everything okay for me, who makes everything okay for you?
>>29668013
Fuck, you are too perfect.I'm tall tho
>>29668013
>tfw no friendly fembot to give you huggies
jdimsa
I want Mummy him so bad but he lives on the other side of the planet
>>29669248
...where in California?
I mean mostly the north is the shittiest
>>29669248
iktfb
Right now I really want a kindly woman to lay my head in her lap and gently stroke my hair and tell me it'll all be okay.
>>29670429
Not that poster but I'm up north.
This is the worst thread I've seen all week
You should really feel proud
>>29670471
post a kik and I'll say hello :)
>>29670501
Ok: hugbees
>>29667944
>be fembot
*faggot erp enthusiast
Ftfy
>>29670397
I'll give you huggies anon, where are you from?
>be fembot
>feel need to attention whore 24/7
more like be fembot be roastie whore
>>29667944
At this point, I'll take any form of affection I can get. Please take care of me.
>>29667944
Same OP. I like robots and wanna hug them always and just be friends with them and complain about life.
>>29671145
>and just be friends
>and just be friends
>and just be friends
>and just be friends
please just be bait
>>29671196
What I just friendzoned the whole r9k.
I'm gonna find a girlfriend like all of you now.
>tfw no femanon to hug me and cuddle with me
The world would be a better place if there were more females with a mommying fetish.
>>29667944
Pretty sure I'm gay but this still sounds great
>tfw no loving platonic relationshipanybody else /emotionallyneglected/ as a child?
>>29673530
That feel when bf calls you mommy
Please, I want that mommy picture to never show up ever again. Delete it please I beg you.
>>29668060
I WANT WANT
I WILL
>>29669054
>Canada, Toronto
I'm in North York. Please hug me ;___;
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/285267
>you can never go back
>>29667944
Give up your virginity and your heart will go too.
>>29674773
>Uploaded Dec 22, 2005 | 8:01 PM EST
>>29674821
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/17231
>May 5, 2001
I want my childhood back.
>tfw too short to ever be taller than a guy
>tfw have to resort to pretending my bf is my taller, grown son
>when he overpowers me i just pretend he's my very horny and lustful son who can't help it
never /ss/ for mewhat's wrong with me, i'm gross
>when mommy makes the tendies just right
>>29667944
>>be fembot
>>have fetish for mommying robots
>>not interested in them at all romantically, just want to hug them and keep them safe
D-damn, this are my feelings too.
They look so sad and unprotected.
Everytime I see a depressing thread, a ''tfw no gf'', ''today is my birthday'', etc I feel so broken.
I wish I could help them, hug them, tell them there's still hope and tings will get better. Id be their internet gf to make them happy, even if only for a day...
Stay safe, robots, you are precious to some of us.
Are we still pretending that fem"bots" exist?
>>29675124
>Id be their internet gf to make them happy, even if only for a day...
B-Be my 1 day gf plsNice bait though familam
