>wake up
>three of these shitters are in your bed scurrying around
wat do
>>29667861
Holy shit what shithole do you live in? When I was sleeping in my various would see one maybe once a month or so that I would kill
I found one of those in my fucking food . never eating berries again
>>29667861
>live in new york
>house infested with house centipedes
>move to florida
>apartment infested with cockroaches
I wish I could genocide certain insect species.
>>29667861
I would allow it to crawl on me and eventually make it's way to my dick so it could tickle my dick until i came all over it.
>>29667861
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT IS THAT THING
IT'S LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A CENTIPEDE AND A COCKROACH
>>29667861
>get up
>gently remove them from my bed and place them in my basement
>go back to sleep
They don't bite, and they eat annoying insects.
>>29667861
kill myself
if i don't have access to my bed then my life is over and i'm too tired to stand, so blow my brains out
I'd go buy a rubber mallet. I usually end up needing one for projects once in a while and just hitting stuff with a regular hammer. I think this is the straw that broke the camels back about shelling out a few dollars for one.
>>29668075
This
This is why I always keep a handy shotgun right next to my bed, it gives me the freedom of having the option to kill myself quickly if I ever want to.
>>29667861
Be grateful I get to eat those because I'm low on cash for food right now.
>>29667861
haven't seen one of these fuckers in months, they hide pretty damn well
if they ever ended up in my bed i dont know what i'd do, i'd probably never feel safe sleeping there ever agian
>>29668010
its a house centipede
Catch one and name it John cenapede. 1010 experience it's little legs tickled my body
>>29667861
grab my .22 and start shooting till I hit it
>>29667861
Oh there was one of those in my old college dorm room once. Not really sure how it got there. I killed it with a newspaper. I was a bit sad; it was a complicated machine. But it couldn't live with me.
>>29667993
>>29668192
oh few i thought i was the only one that wouldn't mind getting tickled by a centipede.
You two gave me faith in myself once again.
>>29667861
Don't listen to these retards, they probably still scream when they see a spider. House centipedes are great.
>House centipedes feed on spiders, bed bugs, termites, cockroaches, silverfish, ants, and other household arthropods
These tiny heroes are fighting your war for you. They don't even go after your food, unless you left it on the floor or some shit. All they want is some shelter. Spare a house centipede life today.
>>29667861
burn down my house, im already tempted to with the earwigs ive been seeing in my bathroom this summer
>>29668179
These niggers are fast too
I feel like 90% of the non-disgusted reactions in this thread have never had to deal with them
Nothing worse than catching something move lightning quick out of your peripheral vision right before you knock out and go to bed
>people get scared of predatory bugs that hunt other bugs
you realize those are your closest allies, right? same with crickets. crickets are the scavengers of the bug world, they even eat their own kind.
and killing a spider is fucking lunacy. the spider will rid you of more pests than you can dream of.
>>29667861
These fucking bugs are Satan incarnate. Used to see them all the time when I lived in Japan.
>be wagecuck
>wake up at 4:00 in the morning
>step on one of these with my bare feet on the way to the bathroom
>hear and see a wasp buzz by me while i'm in the shower
just fucking kill me now god
what is the name of little cockroaches? not full on american cockroaches, my house doesn't have those, but it has these little buggers that look like them
>>29667967
I'm in new york and I can confirm, house centipedes are cunts.
