ITT: Times you interacted with niggers
>was pulling into my street when a man stuck his arm out like he was offering me a high five
>think to myself 'oh, silly socializing with strangers, this is always fun'
>end up being not fucking funny at all
>asked me what I need and his partner comes up and is like "i got 20s, 40s, 60s"
>and I was still trying to be friendly and not get killed so I tried to make a joke and I was like
>"nah I need them 100s senpai"
>guys says he has those too
>tell him I don't actually take anything, he says "oh" and walks away
>then the first guy gets in my face and whisperss "ay...he got some bitches too"
>start praying really hard that I didn't just get offered some sex slaves by my neighbors
>"n-no thanks"
Then I had to drive away when he asked me to lend him 10 dollars.
yeah and white people dont sell drugs or women. kys
>get letter from my college during summer before freshmen year
>contains name and phone number of my randomly assigned roommate
>First name: Tyrone
>decide to take a gap year instead
yo i think you found my nigga deejay.... him and tyrone out the trap n shit.... you shoulda picked up some bitches... ask for milkshake next time boi she thiccccccccccccccc
>walk into benihanas
>oh god, a nigger family
>we end up being 10 times louder than them
>aunt refuses to give my little cousin some Xanax
>eat seaweed salad
>niggers starin at us. Dis white boy eatin seaweed shiiieeeeeettt
>grow up in small town
>5% black
>2 of my best friends are black
>no gangs
>we go to baseball games together, camp, and go offroading in jeeps
>everything cool
>move to 50% black city
>unable to get gas without some negroid asking me for money
>local news is nothing but negros committing armed robbery, murder, and other violent crimes
>restaurants and stores full of loud over-aggressive negros ready to fight at the first whiff of perceived disrespect
>>29667411
Salty nigger.
>>29667495
would have been funny if it was some Irish kid
>>29667284
>seeing Interstellar with my black friend and another friend
>one of them pays with a black credit card
>Black friend remarks "I lost my right to a black card when I said my favorite genre was alternative rock"
Pretty cool nigga, all things considered.
>>29667284
>bee you
>be dumb faggit
>talk shit to black people irl
>they whip your fucking ass
>you shut up like a bitch from now on
>use r9k as a retreat to vent your anger
BLEACH MONKEYS LMAO
>>29668071
The irony, it won't ever stop being hilarious to me that historically the democratic party was the party that actually attempted to suppress advancement of blacks and was the party of the clan.
One of the most brilliant historical revisions/inversions was the Democratic party convincing the majority of american blacks (post-civil rights era) that the republican party was the one who didn't want the slaves freed or for blacks to be given more equal rights after they were freed, simply genius.
>>29667411
bebe stop posting.
>>29667284
>Be me
>Have a black friend
>We hang out and talk about music
>Sometimes we play games
>He bought me a xmas present even when I didn't get him one
There's good and bad in every group of people.
>Work retail
>Nigger comes up to me
>Mumbles something totally incomprehensible
>Have to ask multiple times for clarification as the nigger gets angrier and eventually storms off
>Repeat multiple times every day
>At grocery store late at night
>Nigger runs up and dives into a display rack, knocking it down and crushing all the food in it
>A friend is filming and laughs hysterically
>They run out of the store
>Later learn it's a popular "game" called "put him in a coffin" where niggers jump into food displays and knock them over
>1% more racist
>>29669454
> be me
>have black friend
>annoying but he was still cool
>notices my shoes are complete trash, generic running shoes and has holes in them
>instead of saying "whatre those" he takes me to footlocker and buys me 3 pairs of shoes
>best black friend i ever had
>died 2 years later due to drive by shooting
>never went to his funeral
>>29667284
My best/only friend is a melanin enriched individual. I don't ask him to act white, he doesn't ask me to act black, we hang all the time. Sometimes we barely understand each other and we always make racist comments to each other.
>>29667284
He probably meant prostitutes, not sex slaves.
>>29667284
>be about 2 years ago
>at friend's house for a party they were throwing
>we're all getting drunk, playing beer pong in the back yard
>token black friend had just arrived, didn't know he was behind me
>I start singing that one song that goes "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA, I'M 250% NIGGA"
>all my friends are laughing
>I turn around, smug look on my face
>black guy is just starting at me, mouth agape
>mfw
>>29669641
It's 200% nigga, nigga.
>>29669697
Maybe that's why he looked so disappointed, because I got the lyrics wrong
>walking home from school one day
>pack of niggers coming towards me
>can't cross the street because it's a busy street
>decide to deal with it and head into the eye of the storm
>they're flock of seagulls yelling unintelligible gibberish at each other
>half are laughing
>half are trying to form words
>they smell like cigarettes and liquid garbage
>one leans over at me and screams "AYYYYYYY" in my face
>they all dance and howl with excitement
>keep walking
how is this what our society deems worthy of federal protection ?
>>29668071
Dam. We are getting some salty ass noggers in this thread.
Fucked a black stripper with a fat ass in Houston when i had a show there
>>29669870
o god
/thread
>>29669870
some kind of D grade standup guy?
>>29670026
Producer/DJ.
>>29670708
so are u a nigger or
>>29667284
>be me
>befriend some black people
>normal people
>weird
>Be on Omegle
>Encounter a rare sensible black man
>Tells me how is parents are making him 'rob shit'
>Try to help him out
>Tells me he likes to make people laugh
>He also raps (shocking)
>Convince to hone his craft
>Leaves me with a smile to get to work improving his rap game
Feels good to inspire people
>go to mcdonalds at 11pm
>get food
>pack of nigs come in
>blocking the exit while they're jumping around
>say excuse me
>they huddle up blocking my way even more
>try to slide, then shove through after they try to move to block my way
>chimp out calling me a racist and asking what my problem is
>leave
No other race does this kind of shit
>>29672060
Young white people do this kind of shit, but it's in an attempt to emulate niggers so...
>be me
>be in Nigerian army
>Try to pronounce the word "helicopter"
>mfw "hejibicopter"
>wake up
>look in mirror
>see a nigger in my bathroom
>get scared
>it's me
>go back to sleep
>>29667284
>be 6am
>live in apartment
>nigs live directly upstairs
>little niglets running around and making the whole building shake
>tried calling reception twice, they didn't do shit
>say fuck it and put on my boots
>literally BANG on the door as hard as I could and exactly 3 seconds later the door flies open with overweight nigress standing in the doorway
>tell her to tell her kids to stop fucking jumping around in my thick english accent
>"it was the washuh! my keeds aint jumpin or nuthin!"
>say how the washer magically stopped when she opened the door
>her husband comes out
>hurr durr i get my gun stoopid whitey
>literally call him a coon to his face
>he does that thing where he pretends to go for me, I dont move so he waits for his wife to hold him back
>he's sitting there "wrestling" his wife saying he's gonna "knock my white ass out"
>tell him to fucking do it
>wife tells me to go back to my own country and slams the door
>walk down stairs and go back inside
>call from reception
>"hurr durr dont approach residents, theyve pulled guns on people before"
>say "yes m'am won't happen again"
>go back to sleep
literally happened 2 days ago, nigs all fucking talk lad they won't do shit.
I live in Florida btw
>>29672375
Also, ever since that I've had no noise complaints.
>>29672375
Shit anon, you're brave. I wish i could do the same.
>>29672390
>ever since that I've had no noise complaints
This is how I know the story is fake, niggers forget about stuff like that in a day. Also the part about the family having a father.
>>29672411
No I'm just not a pussy
Also, get woken up at 6am, I'm sure you would do what I did
>>29672413
Not sure if he was the dad, but he was a black man in his early 40's so I assumed
also
>I-I'm a pussy therefore everyone is ;_;
>>29672436
Just because your fake story has holes in it you don't have to immediately go to the strawman meme
Nigger children would go right back to jumping around the very next day IRL
>>29672474
>has holes in it
No you just let your perception get clouded by memes, some nigs can learn and have fathers you know.
Not most, but some mind you.
Also pic related view from my window and the very stairs I climbed.
Any more projections or salty replies for me anon?
>>29668071
>irl niggers starting shit irl
>virtual niggers starting shit online
Oh boy
>>29672550
>some nigs can learn and have fathers
My actual face, I love when normalfags misuse the word projection and call everything salty like it's the new "u mad bro"
>>29668071
>proceeds to post a photoshopped pic because it happens in opposite
:)
>>29672563
You do seem pretty mad though. Being a dick won't make up for your lack of one babe.
Every day for 8 hours+
>Corrections officer
>>29672581
At what point have I ever replied sounding mad? Calling out a fake story isn't being mad
>>29672594
Do you have a crush on me or something? I could post more of my wacky adventures since it's obviously getting you off, weirdo.
>>29672375
i live in florida too
>>29672658
It's a shithole, isn't it? Way better than back home though, fuck England is 3rd world.
How has your experience with nigs been?
>saw a black guy in my school
>totally chill dude
>no one gave a fuck about color of skin
>we just talked and it turned out to be a nice conversation
Haunts me to this day, bro, totally reasonable to determine peoples' attributes based on neglegible genetical factors. Why get to know people from a neutral point of view ignoring racist propaganda if you can get disappointed by delusional expectations within your own race which you then in turn seek for in other races even more to feel vindicated?
Sounds like what an adult would do
>>29667284
>walking home
>wearing aJordan(tm)shirt
>some random nigger looks me up and down
>suddenly asks me for a fist bump
>give em a good old bump
>suddenly asks me if I want to buy some weed
You fucking cunts and your smelly ass weed
>>29670121
don't know who you are but hit up h town again!!!
>>29672689
>calling black men niggers
>Engalnd is 3rd world
>moved to florida
Schizoid dementia is a pass for posting on r9k, I guess. You're mentally ill man, though.
>>29668071
>"mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga "
great post jamal
>live in north UK
>99% white
>see around one black person a day if at all
>everyone is happy
>>29667680
funny you should say this my buddy is from county tyrone and his mum was going to call him tyrone but decided against it because it may imply he's black
>be cashier
>crackhead looking black lady comes in
>buys cold medicine, the kind you pop to get high
>leaves
>comes back 2 minutes later with empty box of cold medicine
>"the box was empty, im gonna go get another one"
>call manager up
>he lets her get another box to my surprise, says something about not wanting to be labeled a racist
>nigress leaves in a jolly jiffy and gets double-stoned on coughgels
>>29668071
>bee you
dont make me ashamed of my black grandpa
>used to be a manlet
>nigs would always pick on me and start shit when I was in school
>6'2 now and hairy as fuck
>still a timid loser though
>nigs are always polite to me even when they're fucking with other people
??????
What are 10s, 20s, etc?
>freshman year of highschool
>ended up going to a school with a high nigger population
>I was also in a very confused state
>wore a black trenchcoat every day
>no friends
>intense social anxiety made it difficult to interact with anyone
>once sat outside in the rain as a pack of nigs looked on
>routinely skipped class all day to go sit outside and watch traffic
>all the niggers were frightened of me because i was pretty much the generic school shooter
>one day a popular nig gets dared to rub my hair
>he does it and everyone starts joking with him that he's now cursed and will die first in the uprising
>>29676066
grams maybe
>>29676115
no that would be ridiculous, if someone offered you 20g of coke or even weed in the street the FBI would of been watching that motherfucker from space, it means what the products worth, for example if you say "score " where I'm from it means GBP20, so if you wanted GBP20 of weed you would ask for a score
>>29672436
Anon, take a moment to step back. Millions of people have lived in apartments. Millions of people experience loud neighbors. We all know they revert to making noise the next day no matter what you do. At this point you look like one of these guys who open threads about getting btfoed on 4chan and crying to sleep.
>>29673104
I remember when I used to live in a 99% white place, the odd black dude in school being nice. Ignorance truly is bliss.
>went to family reunion
>some cousins are gang members
>everything is a competition and I don't get any of the jokes
I really don't understand where I came from.
>>29667716
>oh my god is that a black card?
>I turned around and replied 'why yes, but I prefer the term African-American express'
>>29667284
>secondary education in 90's scandinavia
>school with 600 students have 2 niggers
>take electronics class with a little nigger named Tony
>Tony's really into light organs, stroboscopes and such
>solder next to eachother in class some times, exchange a few words, talk a little about stuff he's building at home, pretty nice guy
I think that was the only time I've ever interacted with a nigger.
>>29673104
>genetical
Your language skills, or lack thereof, expose you as a negro.
Back to the plantations with you, dull witted spade.
>>29675671
We truly do live in paradise, anon.
>see blacks in public
>they always look like they're having the time of their lives
Anyone else jealous of that? They're so carefree and happy.
>>29668071
>inb4 white boi chimp out
Woops, too late
>>29676239
In my part of Britannia we just call them 20 bags.
>>29672375
you're from england and live in florida wht the fuckk? why?
>>29677247
you're from africa and live in america wht the fuckk? why?
