>You will never marry a country girl
>You will never make love in the hay loft or a field of wildflowers
>You will never have your own farmhouse
>You will never leave all your doors unlocked because there are no nignogs in 500 miles
>You will never watch the sun rise from your porch
>You will never help teach your qt kids how to tie a knot or ride a horse
Why live?
>>29667233
country living takes work, robots are terrified of work.
California city boy here, id love a Southern woman with a thick country accent.
Hngggg.
Wed have our own ranch too
>>29667244
No I'm not, I love work. What I hate is interacting with normies in the workplace.
75% of an office job is spent doing mindless bullshit and just sitting around with normies.
I actually work recreationally when I'm unemployed on stupid projects to distract myself from the depressing reality I live.
>>29667233
Of you have ever been in a hay loft you would retract your second point. There itchy as fuck.
>You will never marry a girl
>You will never make love
>You will never have your own house
>You will never have kids
ftfy
>>29667233
those are just stacies with a southern accent
country girls are usually trashy and fat. at best you get a homely looking one.
![176fd816f4c49f68c9c86f03a080bae3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FESysG8.jpg "176fd816f4c49f68c9c86f03a080bae3[1].jpg")
Good luck competing with country chad for that. He'll kick your ass then shake your hand afterwards.
>>29667380
then we'd have a beer and drive an f350 right?
I'm from rural texas
you listen to too much bro country, I can tell. Only rich old people have big ranches like that. Radio pop country has little bearing on reality and if you think "country" is some boots and plaid you should stick to fantasizing.
And most country girls aren't barbie sluts anyways. media and radio country paint every country girl out to be some 10/10 model babe like your pic but it's not like that. Being poor sucks.
>>29667257
You wouldn't have anything. Ranches are built on millions and millions of dollars of land, and it's hard work. Yeah guys like Fred Loya have ranches but that's because owning a ranch is like modern day feudalism. it's a lot of fucking expensive dirt.
>>29667459
I feel like you'd appreciate this
https://youtu.be/uTUP4ET2IE0
>>29667380
>tfw you will never be rivals with country Chad
>tfw you will never end up getting drafted into war with country Chad and end up forming a lifelong bond with him
>tfw you will never come home to country Stacy from the war
>tfw you and country Chad won't live as neighbors
>tfw stuck with sex-obsessed city Chads and nihilistic Stacies
Hillbilly Deluxe
>>29667459
Modern day ranches are shit but imagine the landgrab times in the US.
Yeah, okay. I grew up in the country. Rural Vermont. Every female here is a retarded hick who started going to parties and getting drunk at 14, then got knocked up by 18. The smart and attractive ones all left when they were finished high school because no one with a brain wants to live in a small rural town during their youth.
>>29667459
I dont want a large ranch and it can be done here in Ca.
I live bordering the country side so theres plenty of smaller ranches/orchards.
I just want my own property and a dirt race track
>>29667233
The country scares the living shit out of me. Wide open spaces, bright hot sunlight, fresh air, I can't fucking handle it. It's like, gives me some form of really painful nostalgia, and I've never fucking lived there.
You can't beat cozy small snowy towns, in my opinion.
>>29667257
I know that feel bro. I'm in Wisconsin and there are some great rural properties at great prices. The problem is lining up work in the boonies. Doubt they need IT guys and it's not like I can work remotely when there's no broadband.
>>29667569
>Rural Vermont
That's not country you fucking yankee. Rural yes, country no. Country is the south.
>>29667649
I would call you a retard but you're already a southerner, and I don't want to be redundant.
>>29667661
southerners absolutely 100% btfo
>>29667607
This is now a cozy snowy town thread.
If I had a lot of money I would get a country property in Montana and find an uneducated but good-hearted 18 year old girl to marry. And keep her knocked up pretty much constantly.
Country girls are always very trashy. They seem to be portrayed as hard-working adult women with a big heart and a slight accent, but it's really nothing like that at all.
They're typically materialistic, unkept, slobbish, drunk, immature whores who will fuck any Jimbob they meet so long as he has a lifted truck.
>>29667683
fuck that. im going to alaska and impregnating eskimos
>>29667695
what the fuck is with southerners and trucks?
>>29667695
if you've seen a drunk Irish woman, you've seen every type of trashy white woman on the planet.
all trashy white women act like drunk Irish women, they don't even need to be drunk, really, just poor Irish.
there's a reason Irish are called the niggers of the UK.
>>29667725
I think they're attracted to an image of being rugged.
Really though most people just put 3 foot lift kits and mud tires on their truck to daily drive it to their job at a car factory and never even see mud.
>>29667683
My fucking nigger.
I would love to find a nice cute slightly thicc pale redhead, around 19, who's had only one guy who didn't satisfy her just so she knows what the hell she's doing and can guide me through it.
Real country (mid-70s to mid-90s) is all about roasties cheating on you, roasties leaving you, or roasties ignoring you. Real country is a robot's true genre. What isn't about roasties is an honest testament to how fucked up people's lives are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhEHB0a7Uyg
On rare occasions, they will indulge >tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcVqT8LCvVE
>>29667851
>>29667683
my fucking niggas, what I would do to spend a month living in the swiss alps in a nice cottage and then living a nice snowy mountain town in the rockies.
FUCK
>>29667851
>cute slightly thick pale redhead
Sounds perfect :3
>>29667867
Modern country really seems to try too hard to be country. IE, "she thinks my tractor's sexy".
>>29667915
Modern country is like modern film.
It's a product that's been perfectly packaged to appeal to everybody and satisfy nobody.
>>29667900
Welcome, brother. We should all be neighbors.
>>29667915
modern country isn't country. it's pop music with a country tinge to it
i don't really know who the target demographic for that music is, but they wouldn't be making so much of it if it didn't sell. so someone's buying it. i'm guessing teenage girls, because teenage girls are always the cause of this type of garbage
>>29667661
>>29667674
no guns
>>29667778
you sound like the kind of person like OP who thinks "Florida Georgia Line - Cruise" is "country" and thinks chad and his brotruck mallcrawler with rockstar wheels = "country"
actual rednecks utilize their lift kits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRgpIitsCqw
>>29667867
real country goes back a lot farther than 1970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWmbFXJDHrM
>>29667867
>marked hard when skeeter davis showed up in fallout 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sonLd-32ns4
>>29667900
>>29667915
>>29667995
Fuckin' nice. The /r9k/ Snow Village would be baller.
>>29667995
fuck yes (comment not original)
country girls who live around me come in 2 varieties
>slutty stacy
or
>autistic tomboy
>>29668230
>autistic tomboy
You say that like it's a bad thing....
>tfw unironically love country music
most of it just puts me in such a good mood
>>29667459
Yeah, but those idealized blond country bitches are really hot. I'd love to take those jean shorts, panties and all, and upend them over my head, and just inhale that pink, robust feminine stink :)~~~~~~
>>29668314
what are you favorite songs?
>>29668331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de1aPKXBdAE
I'm a turbo pleb I know, but I love it
>>29668314
Glad you saw the light.
Did you grow your hair out? You don't want to be one of those pop-country goofs with the buzz cuts, do you?
>>29668352
thats nice, but do you like any country songs?
>>29668314
Country music is a lot of fun once you grow out of that "I like everything but country and rap" phase.
I like both old stuff like Johnny Cash and newer cheesy stuff like the Hermes House Band cover of Country Roads.
>>29668107
I've heard this song somewhere, but I could never remember the lyrics in order to find it.
Thanks, anon.
>>29667233
Any time people talk wistfully about the country I think of Blood Simple.
>>29667380
>grew up in small rural town
Literally nothing I hate more than a country chad.
>>29667380
but what if I want to be bros with country chad
>you will never be chad
Just say what you mean OP
>>29667380
TNfag here
only betas go full cowboy hat
"country chads" are more likely to have a flat brim baseball cap cocked to the side, or a shaved head. they will be wearing a smedium Fox or Tapout t-shirt. if you approach them as a stranger, they are not "hey how ya doin' buddy" friendly. they will give you a death stare, say "what it do, boy" if anything, and then you'll feel uncomfortable until you decide to walk away.
