>tfw gf
>tfw no longer a kissless virgin
I did it.
It finally happened
I can leave and never come back.
>>29667232
No.
You'll be back. After she breaks your heart. And you won't be a robot anymore, but a cyborg. See you in a few months anon.
>>29667269
this tbqh famalamadingdong, sorry OP
>>29667232
good luck with your life mate. have fun 'till it ends lonely in your bed dying.
i bet you gamin on niggas hoe you know nigga? hahahahahha get a good k/d fuckin cuck ass nigga
>he thinks this means he can leave
haha no
I lost my virginity 2 years ago and i haven't had any female contact since then.
I'm still here and I'll never escape
you don't get to leave
>>29667269
>>29667293
Maybe it's because I'm all dazzled and shit by these recent happenings, but I seriously don't see it happening.
>>29667312
Who knows, maybe a double-decker bus will crash into us, or maybe a ten ton truck will kill the both of us.
>>29667351
>smiths songs
Yeah you're definitely a starry-eyed bedazzled youngster, the honeymoon phase doesn't last for more than a few months though so don't worry.
>>29667232
She's not your girl, it's just your turn.
>>29667232
you will just be a failed normie
>>29667269
Not a cyborg but a failed normie, a cyborg is someone who can get along with normalfag society and has a job but is still a khv weirdo.
>>29667232
Getting the girl was not the hard part anob. Keeping her will be the trial.
