>tfw no mata straining, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, isda skinning, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gfDo
What if she's actually just a city girl who "loves to travel?"
OOOOHHH MY GOD WHEN WILL YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR DENSE SKULL NO ONE HAS SYMPATHY FOR YOU.
>>29666414
getting triggered by the daily thread
>you
Just go to the Philippines and be white/talkative. Those are the only prerequisites to getting a Filipina girlfriend. I went to manila recently and those girls are thirsty for white dick. Good thing I'm married, or I'd probably have a 3rd world STD.
>>29666414
When will you learn that this is a copy pasta that's been around for ages?
>not shattering your salamin
>>29665610
>july 4th pic soon
I am excited, pinoychaseranon.
>>29665610
>salamin shattering
nakakakilabot naman
how many times you have to post this jesus christ
>>29666414
Ok
>>29666492
Hey Pham, haven't seen you in a while. Did you miss my Memorial Day one? Also, I did a quick Muhammad Ali one. Just a heads up.
>>29665610
Puta pre katakot naman
>>29666648
I got the Memorial Day one when it was posted. I just went into the archive and got the Muhammad Ali one.
Here's a bump.
