>mods delete crispy thread
DO YOU WANT ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
One of the mods is probably orbiting her now
You're sad and pathetic, kill yourself you retarded faggot.
We must fight back, brothers.
>>29665152
NO U
STUPID HEAD
>ywn be crispy's friend that she laughs with
>swn fall asleep on your shoulder during a car ride
>>29665070
>tfw no crispy gf
Why can't we just have one nice thing!
Why can't we just have our unhealthy damaging and reckless obsession with out qt waifu?
>tfw you will never cuddle with he while she kisses you affectionately
WHY EVEN FUCKING LIVE
JUST SEEING DISGUSTING ORBITER THREADS LIKE THIS FILLS ME WITH RAGE GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU SPINELESS SHITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29665308
Oh baby yes
Those sweet delicate little thighs
That suggestive mischievous grin
>>29665346
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>>29665170
I hope your mothers get cervical cancer.
crispy seems so sweet in her pictures. I wish I was a puppy or a kitten so I could cuddle with her and be close to her all the time.
>>29665401
well wake up and see reality for what it is you dirty orbiter, all this "innocence" is a facade
>>29665401
I think her attitude towards robots has changed
She used to find us endearing now I think she just looks at us with pity
Pls crispy ;_;
>>29665428
Why pity? She's not doing any better
>>29665401
I wish I could stomp your head in until your body stops twitching.
>>29665412
crispy can't be perfect in reality because no one's perfect. but that friendly look in her eyes has such a profound effect.
It's pretty funny how waifu threads get deleted but the multiple race/height/gay/wage baiting threads are left alone.
I just wanted to say thank you mods.
>>29665478
Exactly. It's just hypocrisy or autism or both.
>>29665460
well it's all bullshit so snap out of it and stop orbiting girls online
>>29665478
MODS NEED TO BAN WAGEKEK GENERALS AND STICKY CRISPY THREADS
>>29665511
I only write about her here. I've never tried to talk to her. That would just make it worse.
>>29665070
>tfw I dream about being crispy
I would awake one morning in her bedroom, unaware of what has happened. I would glance down and see my small slender little feminine 4'11 body and gasp in erotic reflex.
Quickly to the mirror I would dash and in the reflection I see her beautiful shining face. omg I have become crispy!
I would spend much time taking sweet and gentle care of my new body, I would practice all of the gestures expected of a qt teenage girl. I would fool all of her family into thinking im the real deal. Then I would go on to live my life as alterhacker.
>>29665554
STOP OBSESSING OVER A GIRL YOU WILL NEVER EVEN KNOW AND GET A GRIP
>>29665654
This seems like a textbook case of jealousy that someone can enjoy something that you're incapable of enjoying.
>>29665628
seek professional help you sad fucking sutist
https://sys.4chan.org/r9k/imgboard.php?mode=report&no=29665070&altc=1
For our mobile inclined friends.
>ywn never eat her swollen cow eyes like japanese water cake
>>29665668
>the mind of an orbiter
you think I'm jealous because I'm not obsessed with someone I will literally never come into contact with the way you are
>>29665628
Moar like this
I didn't know.how bad I needed crispy body swap.fanfic.till now
>>29665070
>DO YOU WANT ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE
Pls do it. Beta oribiters and white knights are worse than BRRAAAPP posters.
>>29665710
You're jealous because you can't find enjoyment in something so simple. Why else would you shitpost in all caps in a thread that is self-contained and doesn't influence the rest of the board unlike the dozens of other baiting threads?
>>29665717
If someone could write this... I er.. would read it. I guess...
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>>29665784
>roasties butthurt because they arent a cute little quirky internet girl who is loved, dreamt about and adored by many
>>29665819
to each his own I guess I just find it a bit sad how you guys obsess over someone you will never even know
>>29665871
>sad how you guys obsess over someone you will never even know
How is it any different from being a fan of an actor or a musician or athlete.
You will never meet them either.
Fuck off with your hapless bullshit attempt at psychoanalyzing us.
>>29665871
Don't fret, friend. These faggots will probably be dead or in prison in the near future.
>>29665901
I don't know if you personally do but many of the crispy fans are obsessed with her to unhealthy levels also it's bad to be obsessed with anyone to such a level
>>29665871
As long as people are doing what makes them happy and it's not intruding on someone else's happiness then it's good.
>>29665901
you've somehow justified to yourself that your obsession with this girl you will never meet is not only good but that you enjoy it. I remember watching roses videos and being obsessed, it was making me miserable. You should really stop this for your own good
>>29665070
Why do you even worship her?
>>29666016
she a qtSO FUCKING CUTE
>>29666016
She is my dream girl
Just let me have my fucking fantasy you asshole
>>29665979
This dude has a point, it won't help you. It'll only make you feel worse about yourself man.
There's solace knowing she is taking every inch of Chad's cock right now.
>>29665979
This is why i deleted my crispy folder i miss it though.
>>29666155
embrace it, anon, she will bring you happiness
You have two options
1. Deny crispy-waifuism and cause yourself tons of pain and anguish as you try to forget such a heavenly creature
or
2. Become a total fagboy worshiper orbiter, fuck this gay earth, and embrace crispyism and find true happiness in the blissful world of sweet dreams and fantasies.
>>29666258
I can't deny crispy much longer I'm not strong enough so I'll take suicide
>ywn come across crispy in comiccon and take a picture with her
Shes not that attractive.
Katya is superior.
Deal w/ it.
>>29666463
probably for the best
i couldnt live with myself after seeing her irl
There is just one thing i want to know does crispy have any tits?
>>29667094
you didnt even post katya
>>29667183
I forgot her name then, but shes more qt than crispy
>>29667204
It's miru and you're wrong
>>29667204
she's pretty qt too but i prefer crispy desu
report cancer threads
>>29667216
Whos Katya then, I feel like I've seen her pics before, dark hair right?
>>29667250
>entire board is cancer
>WE MUST REPORT THE ONE THREAD I HATE
>>29667253
I think this is katya
>>29667272
these are shill threads pure and simple
>>29667277
Yep thats her
Oh god, so many qt girls out there
That you will never know or speak to..
>>29667310
but there is only one (1) qt crispy-chan
>>29667310
and katya has a boyfriend, not sure about miru though
>>29667378
crispy-chan is the supreme waifu
>>29667416
Why does she wear polio shoes on both feet?
>>29667481
>polio shoes
they're boots, short people use them to feel better about themselves
>>29666258
I have nothing else going on with my life so I might as well have this
>>29667416
this is the exact face and gesture she makes when she sees a crispy thread on r9k
the trash all around her symbolizes the trash of this board
she is totally pandering to robots!
I think she reads these threads
lol I hope she doesn't take this stuff seriously
>>29667681
It seems like she does and it worries her.
>>29667596
Crispy loves us!
>>29667856
if only she meant it...
>>29667884
If you believe hard enough it can become your truth
>>29667713
Well yeah, this thread if full of people wishing they could be her, I'm honestly kinda surprised someone hasn't mentioned wanting to wear her skin after killing her so no one could have her.
>>29667965
lol wtf it was a humurous fantasy joke, you are distorting it into weird horror movie shit lol
I think its a common robot fantasy to want to be a little cute girl and do cute things
this is nothing new
I find it hard to take anything posted on this board seriously.
Everything is steeped in a kind of aware, self hating ironic humor.
I WAN TO FUCK HER JUST WANT TO PUT MY DICK ON HER VAGINA SHE IS SO CUTE AND HOT
AAAAAAAAAA KJWEQJWEWJKFFQWKFKEWFEKWBBFWEQKFEHFWBQQHBQHBFHFBWHBFQ
>>29668034
>I think its a common robot fantasy to want to be a little cute girl and do cute things
please someone tell me this isn't true, are there really that many faggots here
>>29668120
r9k is filled with manchildren who watch anime aimed at japanese schoolgirls
>>29668120
It wouldnt suprise me especially considering the large amount of people who want to be traps.
>>29668159
yeah that doesn't mean you want to be one
>>29668170
I think I would make a better cute teenage girl than an actual genuine teenage girl simply for the fact I no longer need to question the motivations of men, because I have been one all my life
>>29668170
why would you not want to be a cute girl? give me ONE reason
>>29667965
guys who want to be cute girls are not violence minded. we just wish we could do cute things that men aren't allowed to do. I'd like to be a cute girl and wear cute clothes with crispy, not hurt her.
>>29668385
Because i want to put my benor in a cute girl
>>29668406
bib benor bub
>>29668385
Because women have 10% smaller brains
1/3 maximum muscle capabilities
Have contributed almost nothing to society except making more men.
The list goes on
~MGBOT
>>29668507
And what have you contributed, exactly? You're as equally or even more useless than the average woman as you don't even have the good looks to save yourself. If you're not going to do anything important and you spend your days browsing 4chan you might as well just become a cute girl instead
>>29668615
Nothing yet, seeing as I'm not even out of college yet, though as the only heir, I inherit 5 million dollars (Combined) from my two grandfathers once they pass away. I plan on using this to start Virtual Reality research.
>>29668690
Then you will be able to date your chinese cartoons, I see
>>29665309
>tfw you will never cum in her eyes
why even ejaculate.
I love you crispy
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>>29667856
Wait a minute
That's not Anzu
Oeksgf bf hrnwsnehr
>>29669078
Lets not have waifu wars
>>29669107
We already went down that road many times
In all of the fictional Anzu vs Crispy deathmatch fight scenarios, crispy won all of them
Mostly because Anzu collapsed from fatigue before the fight even began.
>>29669381
I want Crispy and Anzu to meet and become best friends
>>29665070
Yes
Do it and record it , make it crispy-themed and I'm sure she'll notice you
C'MON OP YOU'LL BE THE STAR OF /r9k/ !
>>29669542
hngngnnnggnnnggg
>>29669542
>crispy and anzu will never hold a kissing contest where everybody wins and the reward is cuddling
>she will never be your gf
>she will never be your wife
The answer is simple. If you have a waifu, it's time to off yourself. Do it in a forest, that way you can be one with the dirt like you deserve
>>29670458
I would be okay with just holding Crispy's hand for a few seconds
or even just her smiling in my general direction
>>29665070
>liking a sub human spic
thakn god Trump will win and clense America for the flith
