>Invite 7/10 over for netflix and chill >On the bed and

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2016-07-02 01:50:36 Post No. 29664884
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 01:50:36 Post No. 29664884 [Report]

>Invite 7/10 over for netflix and chill
>On the bed and watching In Bruges
>Start making my advance to make out with her
>Notice a ring on her left ring finger
>wat
>Joke about it with her and say it's a purity ring
>It's a purity ring
>Almost hit abort button, press further for reason
>"Jesus will tell me when I find the person who I'll have sex with"
>Quickly scan room for my keys
>Take her home
>Tells me she had fun and can't wait to see me again
>kk bye crazy, deleting number as she walks into her apartment
>Today get message from her saying she misses me
>TFW my friend set me up with her knowing I told him that I wanted a FWB

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 01:58:33 Post No.29665033
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 01:58:33 Post No.29665033 [Report]

>>29664884

Tell her you're still interested and play along for a few dates, but after a while that tell her it's unacceptable and unreasonable to believe in purity until marriage. If you're not religious give her reason why you disagree with this sentiment. You might be able to coerce her.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:00:24 Post No.29665060
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:00:24 Post No.29665060 [Report]

Summon Sitri and ask him to make her fuck you.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:02:02 Post No.29665088
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:02:02 Post No.29665088 [Report]

shes a 7/10 by your rating, are you out of your fucking mind to pass that up as a wife?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:03:34 Post No.29665119
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:03:34 Post No.29665119 [Report]

great sex

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:04:49 Post No.29665138
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:04:49 Post No.29665138 [Report]

>>29664884

How'd you like In Bruges?

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:14:41 Post No.29665329
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:14:41 Post No.29665329 [Report]

>>29665033

"Unreasonable" lol you people are pathetic leave the poor girl alone she doesn't want your degenerate NEET dick

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:15:52 Post No.29665348
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>tfw normies will never stop posting

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:17:03 Post No.29665364
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:17:03 Post No.29665364 [Report]

>>29665329

>implying it isn't the normalfaggots that would say that's an unreasonable thing

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:17:32 Post No.29665372
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:17:32 Post No.29665372 [Report]

Off yourself whoremonger.

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:46:50 Post No.29665850
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:46:50 Post No.29665850 [Report]

>>29665138
I didn't even get to watch 5 minutes of it because she said she was bored and would rather talk to me /:

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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:46:54 Post No.29665854
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Anonymous 2016-07-02 02:46:54 Post No.29665854 [Report]

wow nice wife her up