>tfw catfished
What hurts more than this?
>>29664801
>2020-4
>getting catfished
>>29664801
How do retards fall for this still?
what the FUCK is catfishing
some gay ass fucking euphemism
>>29664927
Person pretends to be someone they aren't in order to get you to give them money/fuck you over/the lulz.
I have catfished for over 10 years.
It's an art form.
And desu with you senpai, it's hard not to fall for the perfect person, as all catfishes mould their personality to be basically perfect.
Regardless, cucked.
I have a story if anyone is still here?
>>29665595
Tell us
origano
>>29665595
Yes anon
originaliopoliamo
>>29664801
>looking for love on the internet
nigga please
>>29665867
>Taking the higher ground on /r9k/
>never had the SEXO
>be 24
>talked to a girl back in high school then stopped
>she was ok not great like a qt 3.14 by someone that doesnt know math
> talk to me because she still has my number after like 6 years
>TELLS ME SHE WANTS THE d
>finally my chance to be normal
>show up shes home alone and double the weight now
>wastes no time takes of clothes and yeah now shes like triple the weight
>want to leave so bad but autism is making my brain short circuit
>shes hairy and grabs my hand ans shoves it into her cavernous moist cave
>can get a not pleasant smell in my nose
> she gives me sucky sucky
> i literally have not moved and still standing in the same spot
> luitenant dan loses his legs and falls limp
> she asks whats wrong
>think quick for excuse my bullshit brain at 200 percent power comes up with excuse
>i think i left the stove on i have to go home
>she gets up kinda angry and says hurry back we can watch a movie
>pull up pants and akwardly walk out.
>start the drove home and think about my terrible life
>tfw im not a virgin anymore cuz had the sez
>>29665900
That's less being catfished more than it is used by an old roastie.
>>29665967
i thought she was still semi attractive she even sent me an old pic of her and everything.
>>29665984
I guess, but I'm talking more along the lines of someone finding some slut via reddit and sending nudes to you over kik while asking for a couple bucks here and there.
>>29666027
OHHHH in that case yeash when i was 15 i was talking to this beautiful girl on MOCOSPACE and i would trade nudies. turns out it was just those pics of random emo girls you find on goggle images
i probably gave some old pedo a good jolly ol time though.
>>29665900
I don't think a blowjob qualifies you losing your v-card anon. You still haven't put your pee pee in the vagoo-begoo
>tfw she randomly stops replying
>>29664801
You get her in bed, make her fully aroused and she tells you to stop before any penetration even happens
>>29664919
welcome to /r9k/, watch your step around the autism, it's everywhere.
