>tfw turn 38 tomorrow
I feel like I'm too old to still come here but there's nothing else to do.
Wizard here.
Happy birthday, anon.
>>29664505
hey any tips for entering your 30s? robot to robot wisdom?
>>29664505
You're never too old to come here.
I'll still be coming here when I'm 38 assuming it's still around.
Happy early birthday.
Ah, it's this fucking RichAnon come again for validation
>>29664667
who? what's happening?
I really hope I don't live to see 28. Just over 5 years to die in time.
>>29664569
Thanks fellow wizbot.
>>29664597
Learn to stop caring about women as much because it doesn't get better. You just hopefully learn to deal with it and stop caring.
>>29664623
Thanks.
>>29664667
Don't know who that is but it isn't me, I'm a dirty middle class plebian.
>>29664752
Does your body hurt? I have fucking back pain now and shit. Getting old sucks. I really need to kill myself soon.
All of your defeatism resides in your skulls.
You come here and everyone is rubbing each other's backs saying:
"it's all good, you're a glue eating freak but so are we!"
EVERYONE IN THIS WORLD IS ACTING. YOU MIGHT AS WELL ACT COOL.
Happy birthday my friend. What's it like being older? How do things change?
>>29664956
how do i act cool, mr. normie?
>>29664956
"Everyone in this world is asking"
Yes, acting, but with a mask that fits.
You can't act "cool" if your genetic prospects don't fit with that make-up.
A mouse can't act like a Fox to fit in with other Foxes, it'll be devoured and returned to the earth in a pile of shit.
If the Mouse remains as it was, in a dirty hole in the ground foraging for the scraps untouched by its superiors, it will live, albeit a short and meloncholy life, but it will live.
>>29664505
>in 30 years, /r9k/ will literally be full of dying old men
>>29665078
You are human yes? So is Chad.
>>29666369
When Chad is being himself he's Chad
When I'm being myself I'm a shut-in sperg with no real interests. It's not just about being human, anon.
I don't complain about it though, just find a way to work the system.
>>29664505
>started coming to 4chin in my early 20s
>am now turning 31
>mfw
The scariest fucking thing is how faster time goes the older we get. I swear more time passed between my ages of 16-18 than did during the decade of 20-30
You're not too old for 4chan but certainly you should have outgrown this specific board by now. 29 heredoes it get better? Any unique insight you gain at your age or anything
