>tfw you had to do girl push-ups in gym class
>tfw could never pull off a somersault in gym class
>gym group has a quite fat guy
>fatso is allowed to do easier moves
>fatso leaves the class, can't remember why (maybe to toilet or he had some appointment)
>some guy asks the teacher why the fatso can do easier moves than other students
>teacher tells to the whole gym class that his heart couldn't take heavier strain
If it hadn't already happened earlier, this propably was a social murder of the fat guy.
How can someone not even do one normal push-up?
>tfw penis slips out of gym shorts and everybody laughs
Never again.
>participating in gym class
>not being the cool bad ass that didn't give a fuck
>not getting the bitches wet
this is why you guys never get laid
besides being fat and ugly of course
>>29662369
I know this feel.
oregano
>tfw you holding bare girl feet up for gym class moves
>tfw the closest I ever got to a female
>the whole school got ringworm from the gym mat
>>29662369
FUCK. I remember I would stalk this girl in gym class because she had a phat ass to me at the time plus she wore tights. She threatened to tell the teachers on me in front of everyone. I hate those times.
>>29662369
>first class
>had to dance with girls
>rejected all of them
>ended up dancing alone
>Did quite well in every fitness testing event
>Except situps/crunches
I have no idea why, I couldn't even do like 20 of those proper, I'd be in the top 20% for everything else then I'd be 2nd or 3rd last to obese kids in Sit-ups. I had decent abdominal muscles too.
>tfw everyone's confused faces when I was done at 15 sit-ups.
>tfw Teachers always thought I was being lazy/a smart-ass and I had to go to detention 3 times over it.
>Got 74% in PE in grade 10 because I "was a poor participator and didn't respect the teacher" despite participating in everything, never talking back or refusing to do anything, all because I couldn't even do 20 sit-ups.
>>29662639
Tfw penis isn't large enough to slip out of gym shorts
>skins vs shirts
>you are in the skins team, just like all the other fat nerds
>that time of the year when we had to dance with girls
>odd numbered class so one was left without a partner; me
>back then thought I was super lucky because I didn't need to held hands with girls
>tfw thinking about it now at age 24
>tfw never held hands with a girl
>tfw never hugged a girl
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw no gf
>>29663254
>tfw girls would hover-hand me when dancing
>found it amusing at the time
>now realize what a fuck-up I was
>you'll never play a guitar solo at your school talent show
>junior high
>valentine's day happening
>all students were gathered to ballroom and formed two circles; outer circle of boys, and inner circle of girls
>circles would rotate in opposite directions
>when the music stopped the boy and girl facing each other would hug
>nobody wanted to hug me so I just ended up standing like a dork while the girl facing me was blushing in shame
>and not that cute anime girl kind of blush, but the kind of "I'm going to get bullied for this" kind of blush
>the torture lasted for 15 minutes
Didn't think much of it when it happened, but it kinda hurts when I think about it nowadays.
>tfw girls fake ask you out
>middle school
>be tall for my age (I'm at 6'7 now)
>have to wear uniform in gym class
>they don't have anything my size
>the biggest shorts are small as fuck on me
>my big, pasty thighs are on display every gym class
>meanwhile all the stacies have to roll up the waistbands on their shorts because they're too big
>fat nerd friend gives me a box of christmas chocolates on christmas time because he bought a bulk of them
>make up a story to my parents how a girl gave them to me
>parents are proud of me, they look at each other in relief how their shut-in son is not a total loser after all
>story I made up so convincing that I almost believed it by myself
>tfw they tell all our relatives on christmas party that I have a girlfriend
>>29663339
>you will never play that awesome song in front of your whole school and completely nailing it
This was the song I """planned""" to play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRMfZ_AJSMY
