You can't be a robot if:
>you workout
>have a license
>arent a NEET
>don't eat fast/shit food everyday
>arent overweight or skinny fat
>have a clean room
>go to college
>have a gf
>are not a virgin
>have friends
>have hobbies besides browsing
NORMALFAGS GTFO MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEE
>>29661349
Honestly if you have none of the above in your life you are pretty bottom-tier anon.
I just don't understand how someone can be as socially retarded as you. Deadly serious btw.
Rrrrrreeeeeeeooooo Rrrrrreeeeeeeooooo toasted OP what's to have authority
>>29661349
Summerfag pls leave
>>29661487
>escorting yourself out
nice move
>>29661349
>you workout
Tried a few times, dropped
>have a license
No
>arent a NEET
College drop-out with a good steady job
>don't eat fast/shit food everyday
Stopped because I was overweight
>arent overweight or skinny fat
Lost a lot of weight, wearing size small
>have a clean room
Dirty
>go to college
Dropped
>have a gf
I kinda do
>are not a virgin
Not a virgin
>have friends
Zero
>have hobbies besides browsing
Casual gaming, watching things, some reading, some drawing
Guess I don't belong
>>29661527
Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
Kill a tree and flee from knee to knee
>>29661616
Yeah, you don't, now pls fuck off
>>29661616
GET OUT GET OUT RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ORIGINAL REEEE
>>29661643
No
Reeeee all you want
>>29661349
>tfw work out
>dont have a license
>NEET
>cook great meals with eggs, potatoes, rice, and spaghetti
>highest metabolism
>hate sleeping in filth and musk so I keep my room tidy and aired out
>dropped out of highschool
>hkv
>only one friend irl and hes stopped hanging out with me cause of his gf, no real online friends
>anime/vidya are robot hobbies, also movies and music, I do like some WWE and am good at writing and drawing but that shit bores me to death
im far from a normalfag since I havent spoken outloud in 2 months and even the family avoids me
So, in other words, being a robot is a discipline in which you indulge?
Why complain, then? If you were as miserable as you claim, you'd strive to get everything in that list you just wrote.
Beginning bracket, backslash, spoiler aler., closing bracket.
There are no robots here.
>>29661712
and THIS exactly is why no one on /r9k/ is a robot, no matter how many times youre called out no not belonging here you choose to stay because you want to pretend youre nor a normie
robots should just migrate to 4 to 6 player discords and kick anyone that shows themself as a normie in ANY way
>>29661349
That's true. The shit that makes me mad (I accept that I'm really no robot, a cyborg though.) is when normalfags or cyborgs claim to be robots. Or when someone's like "oh got rejected once after 150 girlfriends such a robot/cyborg!! xDD" et.c.
Also fucking normies who overuse memes and think that makes them special or shit.
>snapchat stories with "god what a late night!!" shit at like 2 am
>>29661736
Might not work in length, but I'd become your online friend.
W-We could virtually hang out and play games.. Wouldn't that be nice?
>>29661888
most of the times I get this they talk to me for one day and then never speak again
>you workout
>don't eat fast/shit food everyday
I don't like feeling shitty everyday. I eat a single burger meal and it puts me down like a tranquilizer. It makes my head fuzzy. I can't even drink soda anymore because it's just not worth it.
and i workout as just something to do. I don't go to a gym, I have some equipment in my room
>>29661919
That's the usual procedure! I mean, whenever I get friends like that we speak maybe once or twice a month, but that's about how often I like to talk to those people.
>>29661832
I'm just old enough to have surpassed the worst robot phase, that's all. Moving forward.
>>29661947
I dont want that tho, I want someone to talk to everyday
if you want we could do
>>29661832
this in a discord and keep it a closed comfy group I hate one on one things cause they always die within the first week
>>29662003
Well, if we hit it off I'd gladly speak to you at least 5-6 days/week. Just not sure that'll happen. let's keep speaking here!
What's your favorite book, movie and song?
>>29662036
favorite book is the prince, movie is clockwork orange, and song is achilles last stand
hobbies and tastes dont really matter that much to me, sometimes more interesting conversation builds out of that norm
conversation around hobbies is very stale and after its over it leads to that awkward silence and then they go offline and we never speak again
>>29662096
I've only heard of Clockwork Orange ( haven't seen it ) out of those; your taste might be better than mine!
And you're totally right. What would you like to speak of?
>>29661832
You know what you should do?
Maybe YOU should leave.
Clearly this isn't your place anymore. Why not one of the newest Wizchan? In there you can be banned for being a normie. The perfect safe space for easily triggered reverse tumblrfag.n
>>29662148
the prince is an old book in highschool that always stuck with me, and achilles last stand is a zeppelin song
share a feel with me
>>29662189
A feel, hmmn.. Not really bothering me as much as it once did, but I've been rejected 15 times in a row by love interests.
>>29662160
thats actually what I was saying you illiterate peasent, robots need to go to a place where normies like you get banned on sight
either they HAVE to pretend theyre robots and wont fuck up the curve of conversation OR they lose out on the attention they want from everyone else and get banned
>>29661349
>>you workout
no
>>have a license
yes. parents made me
>>arent a NEET
at the moment yes but i have to start wagecucking
>>don't eat fast/shit food everyday
i'm at parent house
>>arent overweight or skinny fat
270 lbs
>>have a clean room
no
>>go to college
have physics degree
>>have a gf
hell no
>>are not a virgin
yes and born under Virgo so double virgin
>>have friends
no
>>have hobbies besides browsing
no
>you workout
>have a license
>have friends
>have hobbies besides browsing
Damn, time to leave I guess even though i'm a 23y/o kissless virgin Neet.
>>29662235
thats interesting, I've never asked anyone out, in highschool I was just a loner type who slept in every class and even tho my friend tells me a lot of girls liked me NO ONE outside of him spoke to me
and now I havent seen a girl in real life for months
how do you even get love interests?
>>29661349
Am I a cyborg then?
>you workout
(Haven't in 2 years, used to be /fit/)
>have a license
Yes
>arent a NEET
I am
>don't eat fast/shit food everyday
I don't
>arent overweight or skinny fat
I'm not
>have a clean room
Yes
>go to college
Nope, full Neet
>have a gf
Nope
>are not a virgin
I'm not
>have friends
Only have 1
>have hobbies besides browsing
I don't have any, I play video-games and watch movies/series everyday.
>>29662241
Do you feel like this is a place where you belong or are you, yourself, a normie?
>don't work out
>got my license and car
>work a minimum wage job
>eat fast food every day
>have a filthy apartment
>no degrees from any school
>no gf, only a couple of 1/5 fatties who cheated on me
>no friends
>no hobbies
I belong here as much as anyone else lol
>>29662300
Well, I used to have this unhealthy way of falling in love with any girl I hung around enough. Basically, see a girl enough I just fell hopelessly in love, which often depressed me as I knew 99% surely she'd not feel the same (surprise surprise, she didn't in all cases)
>mfw the girl I literally loved when I was 13-14 years old came forward recently and said she was really into me too during the same period
>mfw I was too much of a coward to experience teen love
oh well
>>29661639
The FUCK is this autism?
>>29662356
oh god that sucks, after I moved away from my middle school I sent a message to one of the girls I liked onmyspaceand she said if I had asked her out from the moment we met we couldve been a couple
I was actually very outspoken and dumb in middle school but all the moving around made me keep myself from making friends (not to mention a gf) so I wouldnt get hurt
>>29662407
I used to be REALLY energetic and that stuff, but then I got bullied/depression hit me hard, so now I'm really silent most of the time
>>29661639
>you cum in 3 minutes
>everyone is disappointed
>awkward silence causes you to cry
>grill gets up, puts on clothes and leaves
>>29662356
teen love is the best
specially the sex
I swear sex hasn't felt the same since my teens...
Maybe it's because it eventually loses it's novelty value. Or maybe because it was with someone I truly loved.
Age has made me bitter and cold
>>29662494
I have this image of relationships/sex that I want to try it once and then be able to get my mind off relationships and the like and focus on other stuff/be less horny. I hope it works like that and I solve it..
>>29662446
I became insanely judgmental and reserved, my only friend is a very judgmental person as well and looks up to me for many things, hes a lot more forgiving than I am tho so he does a lot for girls when I just dont bother
>>29662532
That's probably a good idea, in a sense. I tend to care too much and make them believe I'm just a good friend, then I ask them out all out of the blue.. Considering finding a hooker to get it done, so to speak.
Feels good to have 10/12 things on that list. I like re-affirming that I'm not a loser.
>>29661349
Now shut the fuck up.
>>29661349
You forgot
>you are white
>>29662564
seems like an easy way to get hurt to just fall in love so easily, I put a lot of value into love and believe most people in the real world just delude themselves into thinking their emotions are that strong when its mostly slight affection
whenever I look at someone I like I put a lot of time into thinking how strong their emotions would get for me and decide whether or not its worth it
I dont plan on losing my virginity for a long time even tho im not religous because I dont want to trivialize it
>>29662635
I really care nought for my virginity, it's not really religion or anything for me either.
>>29662621
I scored cyborg on that test as well, so I'm staying on my cyborg-claim kek
>>29662691
eh its not really gonna change anything, if you stop being a virgin cause of a hooker you might as well just tell people you arent a virgin
I put more meaning into things so that they dont feel empty common
>>29662754
Well, I'm already set on comitting suicide to end my life (not anytime soon though!) so nothing in life has that much meaning to me. I just mostly follow norms et.c. around me just don't get shit from family and other people.
>>29661639
>tfw the only tits I've seen in real life were a morbidly obese, mentally ill and disabled girls
She was playing basketball or something and apparently didn't have a bra on, and those fuckers just started flapping in the breeze. It was honestly kind of disturbing. She didn't even notice at first.
>>29662782
I plan on suicide as well because I dont want to get old, I dont follow many norms because theyre stupid and what others think doesnt matter to me
>>29662820
Yeah, opinions don't matter much to me, but if someone actively stops me in my life, or my personal progress I find it really annoying.
And dying by suicide gives me a 50/50 chance of going to Valhalla, so I'm pretty fine with those odds!
