>Browsing and reading articles on Wikipedia as a hobby
>Imagining singing and/or playing a song in front of my highschool
>Imagining beating up a bunch of Chads in front of Stacies from highschool
>Having conversations with people IN MY HEAD
>Having conversations with myself
>Humiliating myself in front of my school just to get people's attention
>Using Internet memes IRL
>Created Instagram account just so I can masturbate to girls with whom I studied in school
>Stalking girls I had a crush on for years
>Browsing 4chan
I meant "In MY* life"
What autistic shit have you done, anons?
>>29659725
I fucked your mom in the ass, then in the mouth, then came in her vag, now I have a autistic child with no balls
>>29659706
"Talking to yourself" or "people in your head" is a casual method of processing thoughts. Everyone does it but its not uncommon for people to deny it bcus its "autistic".
I also do the Instagram thing, its just so god damn hot beating it to softcore images of sluts you know, idk why. Better than actual nudes of FEMALE acquaintances for me.
Oh man I don't even no where to begin.
>Stalked random pretty girl to her house when I was 14.
>Was edgy teen.
>Keep watching porn even though I'm literally bored of it.
>Thrashed up random classmate when I was a kid for reason I can't quite understand now.
>Attempted to write a novel.
>Asked a girl out kept her in "I'll think about it" phase and did nothing about it.
>>29659706
Start lifting and watching pickup artists on YouTube, simple pickup worked for me.
Start lifting and practicing fight sports for for the chads.
Social anxiety is a bitch, but everyone has it. Blahtheraphy is awesome online if you need someone to talk to (no shame)
>>29659937
Also quit masturbating (as much)
>>29659706
I do most of these things except 2 and 6-8
Is this bad?
>pissed into the handwash bottle
>found out the number of a girl on the train and rang and wanked while doing it
>posted cum on paper to random addresses in wealthy parts of london
op please tell me you found a hidden talent or someshit, i am you but worse...
bump and shit also please more people respond im keeping this in a tab.
>>29659706
i do/ha all of those except humilliating myself, creating instagram accounts and, and stalking my crush for years
>>29660226
How? how can you not check on her at least once in a while...
>>29660004
>posted cum on paper to random addresses in wealthy parts of london
underrated you should put shit in some next and blood maybe some of your hair just really fuck those normies up. also you should definitely prep like a thousand of these letters and send them out in the same day hitting entire streets with your shitty blood cum
>>29660445
Also get a pen and leave your signature top kek
>>29660445
oh god he would be a literal shit poster
>>29659706
>Browsing and reading articles on Wikipedia as a hobby
>Imagining singing and/or playing a song in front of my highschool
>Imagining beating up a bunch of Chads in front of Stacies from highschool
>Having conversations with people IN MY HEAD
>Having conversations with myself
>Browsing 4chan
>i see a integrity in 4chan
>walk in circles for hours litsening to old school gaming soundtracks while expressing my feelings/opinions on a deluted and smart sounding manner, to rienforce or expand those feelings.
>love my hair so much i eat it (i gotta stop with that)
>partly grew up with anime
>fantasize about being gay with my male freinds.
>fantasize about my cousin (who lives in hawai, i live in sweden) understanding me and being like minded and often dream of him and me having the best of moments.
>am happpy and sad at the same time.
And MUCH more.
i am diagnosed with autism btw.
>>29659937
>tfw failed normies try to shoehorn generic advice into places where it's barely relevant
>>29659706
I have detailed files on every house (11) and family who live in the cul-de-sac my house is in
Use the internet to collect as much data on everyone as I can
Use the city to get blueprints of every house
Lots of pictures, maps, family trees
Know where they work, incomes, schools, names, everything
Keep notes of deliveries, improvements, friends, get the VIN's and do searches
We have street side mail boxes, so I check and take pictures, know what bills and magazines everyone gets, even have steamed open bills to get account numbers
Take pictures of everyone at least once a week
Have security cams set up so I can keep up when I sleep have to go out
Parents moved to a retirement/assisted living place 3 years ago and left me the house/car/and an annuity to pay my bills
Keeping watch on my street is now my main occupation and I think of it not just as a job but as a duty, it is my calling, when they all die, I will be the one who remembers
>>29661010
this kinda creeps me out and makes me feel safe
imagine being kidnapped struggling as some nignogs push you in the back of a van and all of a sudden you hear in the distance a faint war cry
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
as a half naked, overweight robot hurls himself at your attackers
>Got bored in class and did a real life fantasy-politics RP for 2 months
>Made homemade sex toys (both kinds) out of loneliness
>Removed my earwax and rubbed it into my desk
>Started mindlessly doing basic calculus by writing on my desk (thus ruining the desk)
>Tried to suck my own penis while balancing on my head
>Tasted my own urine to see if it tasted how it smelled
>Melted cheese into apple juice and drank it
>Got angry at my parents for not doing something that I imagined telling them
>Compulsively drawn cross sections of retroviruses in my book, then washed my hands
>Made (and still making) a conlang
>>29660917
>ISTP
>Having conversations with people IN MY HEAD
>Having conversations with myself
>Browsing and reading articles on Wikipedia as a hobby
>partly grew up with anime
somewhat like me.
>fantasize about being gay with my male freinds.
>fantasize about my cousin (who lives in hawai, i live in sweden) understanding me and being like minded and often dream of him and me having the best of moments.
dude what the fuck.
>>29661301
How did the piss tasted like?
i talk to my pillows for hours on end and they reply to me in my brain
i like to pretend i'm a woman and the pillows are men and cuddle with them all night long
i like to meditate for several hours per day and enter my fantasy world, i have created a universe in my brain where i am a stormchaser in the town where king of the hill takes place and me, hank, dale, boomhauer and bill all live on the road in this giant truck drinking beer listening to the radio and filming tornados, letting off fireworks, swimming in lakes, visiting small town bars on the coast, visit live shows, sometimes we go ghost hunting or camp out in the woods and explore, it's vivid, i can feel, hear, see, taste, touch, smell, it all comes naturally or i play field recordings while meditating to help simulate an environment
i havent left my room or interacted with people in real life in several years though so my very existence is autism
>>29659706
>>Imagining singing and/or playing a song in front of my highschool
Why does everyone think of that as a big deal? I did that, it was cool, but believe me guys, this doesn't grant any popularity with the normies. But most of them still wear my band's badges.
Also, to add to a thread:
>using my class' Facebook group to post about my self hate to get attention
God, young me was fucking cringey.
>>29659706
>just hanging out with friends and crush for once
>practically never happens, really excited
>want to show off for crush, read online girls like dangerous guys who take risks
>start talking about how I've been training martial arts for a while
>"see, I can even do this with ease!"
>try to do a upwards kick above crush's head to look badass
>kick the poor precious thing right in the face
>mfw they all thought I meant to do just that
>mfw they told everyone what a sick asshole I am
>mfw she never spoke to me again
>>29661389
>the effects of anime and lack of love
remember, there is more.
>>29661440
dude you're going to have a hank hill tulpa if you keep this up
I tell you what
>talk to myself for long periods of time (+30 min) in the bathroom pretending to host a youtube channel where I just talk about things I find interesting and have viewers.
>Learned sign language when I don't even know anyone who is deaf
>Only listen to music without lyrics or in languages I don't know
>Read philosophy books even though I'm too stupid to understand them, mostly just getting drunk on my pretenciousness.
>Still masturbate to that one instance where the christian girl in my youth group said I'd make a great husband and giggled.
