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Escort thread and stories.
>went on vacation for two weeks
>got so horny cause I couldn't fap in cousins house
>thinking about how I could fuck an escort with the money that I got from family as a gift
>get home and look on back page immediately
>find a nice French escort
>meet up and she's pretty good looking, big ass firm tits and a nice French accent
>she sucks me without a condom
>puts a condom on me and proposes to do doggy style
>she turns around and sticks her ass up at me
>I put it in and start fucking, feels good as fuck
>notice it starts to feel really good
>condom slipped off inside her and I was fucking her raw
>I knew but it felt so damn good
>keep fucking and cum inside
>pull my cock out and say "I think the condom fell off"
>she goes to bathroom and pulls it out
>she comes back and with the remaining time I ask her to suck my dick
>cum again
Felt good AF. I got checked aswell and I'm clean, of course I know that you never fuck them raw but it just happened and I got lucky as fuck that she was clean.
>condom slips off
Baby dicklet
>>29659577
Kek, I'm six inches which is average but I'm guessing that as I was nearing my climax my dick softened up during my orgasm and fell off.
>>29659550
>Be me, as opposed to being other person
>Other person goes and hires a shemale prostirute
>Shemale prostitue rapes him
>Other person procedess to post about it on 4chan
I met Marina.
>>29659648
your dick fell off?
>>29659876
I'm still waiting to meet mine
>>29659550
>keep fucking and cum inside
Holy shit she didn't say anything?
How do you guys last more than 2 minutes fucking?
I cum so fast...
>>29659648
Yeah, no. I'm smaller than you by half an inch and condoms are air tight on me.
You either pulled it off or you are a legit pencil dick.
>>29659550
>sucks me without a condom
As opposed to a blowjob with a condom? Is this a thing?
>cum again
You can cum twice in the span of minutes? How is this even possible?
>>29659550
>Be me (27)
>American, must do my hobby secretly
>Asian Massage Parlors
>meet lovely Korean (early 30s)
>Exclusively have sex with her only
>I think she likes me, everyone says she doesn't, only in it for money, etc
>After like 3 months straight of seeing every week (about $1800) she asks if I want to go eat with her
>go on "date"
>never see her again. I was falling in love with a prostitute
I once had a guy pay for an escort for me when I was 19 when he found out I was a virgin. The girl was white, blonde hair, about average height, and showed up wearing one of those slutty club dresses. She looked like she was once pretty, but got into drugs. Her vagoo was roastie looking and not very tight. While she was riding me, it kept making noises like wet rubber rubbing together. I've never heard this noise in porn before so it was uncomfortable. It was also very uncomfortable feeling. I had no idea touching a woman felt that way. I thought it would feel more warm and intimate. But it was nothing like that. I finally decided to just close my eyes and held her hips while I fantasized about my crush at the time, Jessica Alba.. After I came, she took my condom off and sucked my dick until it was "clean" she said. She then got dressed and left after giving me a hug. I'm 22 and haven't had sex since.
>>29660875
Its possible OP was back at again after a couple of minutes its not impossible
>>29660875
Prostitutes prefer oral with condom. Diseases and shit, man.
No condom (OWO) is usually extra
People can cum twice. It's not a fantasy
>>29660910
How did last more than a minute?
When I lost my virginity, I literally blew it after a girl rode my for like half a minute
>>29660910
Well your bro payed for a very cheap escort also what did you expect? lol
My wife bought me a prostitute while we were in vegas it was ok.
>>29660976
Waitwaitwiatwait, your wife?
>too beta to hire one
>just want to get my cock sucked for an hour and blow my load in her mouth
>>29661003
What made you think he wasn't married?
>>29660926
Fapping 1-3 times a day for a near decade I have never seen a condom used in a blowjob, even in the most amateur stuff. This is news to me.
Sounds really weird, isnt the whole point the feel of the mouth? It's not like it's a function of tightness like other types of sex
>>29661003
yep, I guess it is a kink of hers.
>>29660896
Wait, if she asked you out, what happened? I don't understand.
>>29661065
Prostitutes fuck men they don't know are clean, when you cum in a woman's mouth you are shooting STDs into her fucking gums which absorb pretty good.
Thus prostitutes usually try to use a condom when they blow you.
>>29661062
>don't want to get intimate with stranger
>don't want to talk with strangers to get intimate
>hate all women, only see them as useful for sex
>secretly desire warm loving relatinship with woman I respect
>>29661062
If you live alone they can come to your house, also why are you to beta to get your dick sucked? I'd understand if it was sex and you had to put effort into it and perform, but a blowjob literally requires nothing from you other then to relax and let her do the work. Sometimes I actually just hire them for blowjobs, its better when I wanna just chill
>>29659550
I dated an escort for a while. When we met she told me she was a wedding photographer. Once it became a regular thing she told me about her job and said I was the one guy who could bang her without a condom. I think she was really happy to find someone who didn't judge her or care about the work she did, but she was sort of crazy and I broke it off. She has super duper boobs, and we've become friends again, and she still lets me fuck her if I want for free, but I have to wear a condom now because she's got another boyfriend who's more willing to put up with her shit than I was.
>>29661095
sounds like she liked him
maybe because he had money but regardless
>>29661222
Bad at social interaction, don't even know where to begin to get an escort. Plus they won't let me cum in their mouth anyway.
>>29659550
>be fat, autistic, balding, neckbeard and australian
>brothels are legal here
>at 23 I finally decide to hire a whore to lose my virginity
>enter the brothel and approach a really hot whore
>ask her how much is her price for one hour
>she looks at me and laughs, then she says "Sorry, ask someone else"
>try with 4 more whores
>all of them reject me
>exit the brothel and never even think of approaching a human female
Now I'm 31 and have 8 onaholes and a female labrador for my needs.
>>29661475
Shieeeet you should have offered her some money that might have turned her around
>>29661095
yeah
it was weird. I guess we both wanted someone to talk to, feel intimate with. We clicked in that way.
>>29661537
I tried. Told them the money wasn't an issue (I had about 3k saved). Nothing.
I guess hot chicks can always be choosy. Even when they're whores, they can pick the best clients. No need to fuck the fat, greasy neckbeard. Those sluts prolly made 1-2k a day.
>>29661592
Yeah i guess even hookers have crazy standards, I feel ya anon
>>29661720
You never reach wizardry until you get rejected by a whore. It changes you.
>>29659550
If I were rich I would just use escorts to satisfy my needs.
The problem is I really believe sex with a condom isn't sex. It just doesn't feel the same.
Why bother if you can't blow a load in her pussy?
>>29661108
Same story bro...
>>29661791
But wizards don't like succubi and wouldn't have tried to begin with.
I have a constant rash around my groin. It's not an std but it doesn't matter because it's disgusting.
Looks like I can't even get escorts to have sex with me.
>>29660848
virgin detected. condoms differ in size, you fuckfart. if you buy them too big, they fall off
>>29659550
All I have to tell is I have been with like 7 hookers before and never cummed. Some of them were a bit fat or ugly, and the others were fine, but I just didn't like them.
>>29661413
Backpage dot com
I to am a beta, escorts are literally made for us and you can text and ask those kind of things in terms of sex, lots of escorts would take a cum load in the mouth.
