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What's your current financial situation, /r9k/?
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What's your current financial situation, /r9k/?
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I have money, but not happiness.
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>>29658717
This, pretty much.

I guess as long as I have enough money to buy video games and then not play them, everything will be okay. I can't die if I have a backlog, after all.
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>~15k in the bank
>work fulltime but live with parents
>only expenditures are monthly car payments and trips to starbucks
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>tfw my tendie stocks crashed after the brexit
At least my Wojak portfolio is going strong
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>>29658701
15k in checking, 30k in savings, 20k in investments, 10k in liquid assets.
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$673 in the bank and exactly $511 in cash.

Also bored so dubs decides what I blow the contents of my wallet on.
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>>29658756
how to make that much money
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>>29659208
coke
also wales wins
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>>29659208
Roulette, all in on black 29
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>>29659262
Have your loved ones die
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Paycheck to paycheck here, dad pays for my college though, and almost done with my bachelor's. Hopefully can become fully independent with my degree
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>>29659305
Reroll, trying to get you 15k easy OP, arent singles good enough?
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>>29659208

Gift me Steam games
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I'm okay for where I live, got about one year of salary saved. Looking to move up though so I'm gonna have to change jobs.
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I have like a dollar and some change.
>tfw don't get paid till Tuesday and only have some ramen and two pack of cigarettes
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>>29659315
>getting a job with a BA

Hope your dad is paying for your postgrad as well
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I am completely dependant on my mother for support. I'm NEET, have no formal education, and have never worked a job. On top of that I have crippling depression and anxiety.

I will most likely end up homeless.
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I'm a broke NEET
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>>29659208

Tendies and if you cant eat them all yourself give the tendies to a homeless shelter
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>>29658701
2.5k in the bank
I make 63k in a year

For the love of god, don't move out
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>>29658701
broke
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500 in debt struggling to pay it back. But almost finished my comp sci degree, then I have to beg my friends to help me find a job....
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>>29659208
Get a nice pair of rollerblades and learn how to use them. I fucking hate skaters and they need to make a comeback.
A nice pair will be somewhere between 200 & 400.
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>>29659410
I make $55k and still live with my mom. I help her with the bills because she needs it but it's still cheaper than an apartment. I give her $500 a month. Combined with what I've saved from working and what I already had saved before I got this job, I have over $30k in savings.

How bad is moving out anon? I have an idea of what I could afford and not live in the ghetto but I know when I move out that it will be more expensive than whatever scenario I'm trying to budget for. Also as annoying as my mother can be sometimes, I'm really afraid of being alone.
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>>29659208
Buy a nice pair of dress shoes.
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I have about $200 free to spend. The rest is all money I need to pay bills.
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I'm a little older, so more established than many here. Job is solid and have enough passive income to cover my costs.
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>Make ~$50K a year
>Have almost $25K in a bank
>Live in a camper at a campground I bought for $33K
>Own a boat I bought brand new for $29K
>Own a truck I bought used for $11K
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>>29659451
That one I'm actually going to consider.

Used to love skating when I was a kid but lived in a rural area so never got many chances. Live in Seattle now though so might be pretty fun.
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>>29659451

>Rollerblades
>The short bus of the skate park

Pick 2. He should get a bike and become a patrician BMXer, the only people at the skate park with upper body strength.
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>>29659208
Invest it responsibly
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>>29658701
Neeat
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>>29659314
what if your loved ones are poor
what if the only thing you are going to inherit from them is debt
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>>29659502
Depends on a lot of factors, but I can tell you my basic monthly living expenses are like $1,750 (and that's with my employer covering health insurance). Plus $1,000 a month on car/school debt.

Not sure were the rest goes. However I'm now saving about 500-750 per month since Im pretty well set-up now and don't need to buy anything
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Kinda fucked desu senpai
>job closed last week
>decide fuck it, take a summer break
>apply for unemployment
>shit takes 3 weeks
>just paid rent for the month
>have around 100 to my name
>hoping to do oddjobs under the table but don't know how to find any
>considering giving up and finding a job
>don't know if I'd be able to find one/get paid in time for next months rent

Pretty tired of treading water, this shits worsening my anxiety.
Feeling pretty fucked right now
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>>29659208
Regular old Nintendo DS games
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>>29659651
see my post here with dubs
>>29659599
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>>29658701
like 200 in the bank and no income.
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>>29659631

You don't inherit debt retard. At least not in America. If your parents have valuable shit and money and they are in loads of debt, it will be taken from you. But whatever else will be forgiven. My Mom died and thought I would get her house. But nope it was taken by the bank to sell and pay off her debts.
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>>29659645
Get a job with a temp agency. They'll always hire you, but they'll take a cut of what you make. Just do this until you find an actual job.
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>>29659599
Well fuck.

I guess I should go invest in animal dildos now. Wonder how much Bad Dragon stock costs.
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>>29658701
My parents make me pay rent on min wage, so nothing.
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>>29659702
This will void my unemployment, right?
It says it takes 3 weeks till I get my NEET bux, would I still get one weeks worth for the week I was unemployed?
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>>29658701
I have a net worth of 170k euros and I'm 24. My life is still shit tho
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~$30,000 live with parents no work, on medical leave for car accident.
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-1200 pounds
bit fucked desu senpai
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>>29659709
They're not publically traded.
Buy global index funds, with low fees. Check here, for example: https://investor.vanguard.com/mutual-funds/index-funds
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Anyone else set to inherit a decent little bit of cash?

My mom's NW is somewhere between 1.0 and 1.5 mil and I have just one brother to split it with. She's in decent shape though so I'm saying about 15 years to get it.

Wondering if that shit will get taxed though. I feel like it shouldn't as it was taxed already when earned but you never know.
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>>29659791
The longer you wait to go back to work the more it's going to suck. I'm sure even a temp agency job would get your more money than unemployment, not to mention it might actually get you another job.
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>>29659884
What country? USA has inheritance tax.
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>>29659908
I just googling it and only 8 states have it. There is estate tax but my mom will probably be smart enough to (legally) avoid that
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>>29659975
If you have 500k, that's enough to invest and live off dividends the rest of your life (7% annually = 2916/month)
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>>29659898
yea, true. i have the experience to get another job pretty easily, im just worried the paycheck from that wouldn't come fast enough for next month.

i think i'll wait it out for the first unemployment check, then immediately find another job.
the stress is killing me though. i've been on hold with teh unemployment office for 50 minutes. i need some questions answered then maybe i can relax.
not being able to afford booze is really hurtin right now.
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Got a decent saving, but no income. Live at home with parents, so low expenses
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>>29658701
12k~ in savings after 1 year of work. but, bout to be in a bad situation as my roomate wants to dip so i'll be doubling rent and my car needs work..
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>>29659157
10k in liquid ass?
a robot off my own taste
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>>29658701
I've got $133 to my name, not that it's going to last long enough but I'm happy it not 0.
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>>29660075
Same anon here.
No its not. To live comfortably (50k/year) for up to 20 years and not have to worry you need a little over 1 million in your portfolio.

Source: I'm an accountant and know a lot of finance guys
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I have about $80 in my account.
Leech off my brother who sends me about $25 every 2 weeks.
In about 6 months, I will most likely be a neet since I will have to drop out of uni.
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>worked the past 2 weeks straight for my dads business
>ginded harder then i ever have before
>Paid his last worker $300 for 2 days and was an absolute ass hat hence why i have to step in
>he pays me $250 for the 2 weeks and no reimbursement for gas
>ripped up the bills as he handed me them and blew them into the wind

>i now have zero dollars
>mfw
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>>29659367
This, sadly it's hard to break into the upper level job market with only a BA. A lot of companies are wanting MA if not PhD, that's why more and more people are attending graduate school. You can get a nice job with just a BA but it depends on what you majored in, some majors have a hard time finding a job in their field.
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>>29658701
Work as a freelancer. Currently have $10,000 on my credit card (maxed out) and about $100 in my checking account and $15 in my savings. I'm 39. Pretty fucked. I usually make just enough each month to pay my bills and rent. I know I'm going to end up homeless at some point, but I don't care anymore.
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>>29661774
fucking idiot 39 and still not grown up I cant' stand people like you. you probably smoke and your idea of fun is getting drunk.
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>>29661797
I don't drink or smoke. I ride my bike a lot. I know I suck at life. Hate me all you want.
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$130 in my checking, $340 in my savings. Need to come up with $2800 by august for school tuition.
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>net worth ~$45k

Fairly soon I'll have my student loans paid off and will save $3k/year on that

I have a pension and IRA so assuming I keep going like I am I can retire around 60 if I want and take in about 1.5x/month what I do now, which is already enough that I save about $1k/month

>tfw permavirgin pedo with social anxiety renders all this meaningless
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I'm really fucked.
I think I have around 1.07 Euros in my account right now.
Although I have a few hundreds in front of me

>>29659685
Uh, interesting.
Here, when a person dies, you can accept to inherit his things/money but you also get all his debts n'shit.
If you are not interested, you simply pass.
We also have something called ''The legitimate'', which is something that the every person can't control, it goes directly to family, if there is enough money.
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>>29659582
why buy a boat for so much?
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30k in the bank

going to get a sensual body rub right now brb
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>>29661824

forget him man

just live your life, keep doing you
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15 grand in UK pounds (I'm 18 and saved it myself)
>tfw talking to people at school and hearing them all have less than 3 grand
>Tfw after taking to them it becomes clear that they constantly waste their money on stupid crap
>Tfw they all think im rich since I didn't fall for Goldensteins tricks.
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>>29659586
>BMXing in a skate park
>a skate park
>patrician
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How i do people?
>be 24
>make 40k a year
>had 5k saved up
>everytime i get to 5k saved up a major financial problem happens and wipes it all out
>has already happened 4 times
tfw i could already have close to 20k saved up but life wont let me
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>>29661536
hes trying to teach you to make your own biz anon
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>>29661536
Never let autism take over when it comes to finances!!!!!
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Have about 10 000 euros saved, but i need to spend a little on a sofa, computer desk and a fancy swivelchair. Just bought an apartment for around 80 000 euros so i'm 55 000 euros in the hole. My static expenses are about 700 euros a month plus food, earn about 2300 after taxes. Even if I fail at life at least i've got a pretty nice apartment.
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>>29663403
Thats pretty normal desu, shit happens to everyone
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Just got paid today but going to be spending pretty much all of my cheque on a new pc, which woudlnt leave enough fr me to pay my rent next month, because my damn rent is actually due 1 day before payday.

So Im going to have to sell some of my stocks to cover for it. Question now is which stock, because I dont want to lose out on future gains, or dividend payments, because 2 of them have exdividend days in August some where
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>tfw no qt3.14 big fat giant stinky sweaty smelly butt anime gf who suffocates me and rubs her big stinky butt all over my face while she farts

why live
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Pretty good. I'm a server admin and I live pretty below my means. Been saving a lot of money and investing.

I hope one day I can buy a nice house with a lot of land and retire a lonely hermit.

>tfw no friends
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>>29658701
i have a $5 bill

bank is empty because i spent it on vidya, being a neet is fun

if i invested this $5 how hard would it be to double it or more?
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5.92 pounds
Pounds value going down sheeeeit
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>>29665124
>>29664750
does this mean you have more or less money then me?
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I'm poor as fuck :(
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Zero dollars and zero cents to my name and it will stay that way until I die which is hopefully soon.
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>>29658701
>140k debt
>20k savings
>gf has 70k debt, 25k savings
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>>29665606
having savings while your in debt?
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>>29665157
fuck you, I have $200 in the bank. I still keep my bills paid, eat good food and drive a sweet car, but jesus, $2000 would just about invert my world.
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>$400 in bank
>$150 in cash
>no decent assets
>moving into a new apartment soon and will lose most of my money
>tfw have two jobs and get the paychecks on alternating weeks
>never go more than 8 days without money
>tfw just two months ago I was broke as shit and couldn't even buy groceries
weird feeling
But I'm just hoping after moving, and a few paychecks, I'll be able to finish building a decent computer by the end of the Summer.
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>>29665606
why do you have savings, but still debt? what the fuck are you waiting for? pay that shit off. I guarantee the interest on that debt is costing you way more than you are earning on the savings.
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>>29665647
Don't need to pay it all back right away. We have a few things that we need to save up money for.
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>>29659651
>old Nintendo DS games
>Nintendo DS is now old
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>>29658717
then you are doing it very, very wrong
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>>29665677
I owe my money to my parents so there's not really much of an interest rate. Saving up for s*** like vacations new car excetera.. excuse my weird typing I am using Google Voice
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>>29659379
where do you live? can't you file for disability and have Uncle Sam foot your psych bills?
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>>29658701
I have 100k in investments, feels pretty good. (7k/yr passive income) My next goal is 250k in investments (17.5k/yr passive income). However it will take me several years to get there. :(
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Turn 19 in a few days, rely on parents for everything, never had a job

I think I've made a pretty nice life for myself
Does any rich robot wanna marry me? I won't love you, cause I am already in love with Adam Lanza, but I also won't cheat on you, because the only guy I've ever loved is dead
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>>29665693
Money doesn't make happiness, retard.

Can't make people like you for anything other than superficial reasons.
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I am dependant on my parents for my sustainment and I have no income whatsoever. I get a yearly income in the form of no more than 100 bucks from a cinema festival i work at and that (as the above suggests) only takes place on a yearly basis. Graduating school I thought I'd find my place in this world being a translator and making enough money to keep my family on track doing so. But it ain't easy, sometimes when I'm scraping the bottom I wish i was born possessing the mind of a genius, if i had that I'm sure eveyone would need me and i would be neck-deep in sweet money.
I'm an experienced translator who can't make a living and who's probably going to give himself up to working at McDonald's in the near future, seeing as it's nearly impossible to get a job in my preferred field.
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50k bank
100k stock
100k bitcoin
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im 18 with 0 dollars in my bank account and living with parents.

after a hospital trip last week i found out i have no insurance because both my parents are neet on medicaid and I got kicked off when i turned 18. now i have to get fucking insurance because im about to get slammed with a fat fucking emergency room visit bill

im working overtime making like 1k a month. need to fucking get direct deposit so i dont just spend my money every week
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>>29658701

I got $600 in checkings, $14k in savings, and around $200k spread out in various investments.

I still hate myself though.
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>>29665606

>gf has 70k debt

REEEEEEEEEEEE
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i'm 19 and i have around 2 million in inheritance from my grandparents + dad passing, but i can't leave the house or do seemingly anything so its pretty much worthless. i also get around $950 a month in (literal) autismbucks, that doesn't even cover my shitty apartment though. i need to find a cheaper place, moving back in with my mom would just make me feel even worse. i made a thread on /adv/ asking how they would cure crippling depression and autism with essentially unlimited money but they legitimately couldn't come up with anything beyond "uhhh...idk...a gym membership?". i don't want to off myself until i've at least spent it all on cheap thrills or something, but i feel guilty whenever i spend any money desu, probably bc i grew up so poor. i don't really know what i'm going to do at this point, theres "luxury depression treatment centers" but i really really hate patronizing normie psychologists and it would be a lot to waste if it didn't actually work.

anyways, sorry for the blog. on the bright side i won't ever have to wagecuck, but maybe that would have been something that could make me less depressed, idk.
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>>29665847
It made me happy, and it made me save my family members lives.

I would've commit suicide if I didn't have money so don't feed him lies you idiot.
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Just got a raise, $75k a year. $30k student loans though...
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>have no pets
>get horrible flea/lice infestation in my house
>mice were somehow getting in
>kill and seal the mice away.
>wash all my bedding, clothes, try various chemicals, natural attempts, etc lice/fleas still there.

I can't even be around people anymore I can feel the parasites jumping off of my body onto others.

This really fucking sucks but I'm not broke so yeah there is that.
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18k in the bank but at 24 it feels pretty pathetic

>still live with parents
>older sibling sends text about a condo for rent
>two-bedroom with utilities included for $1000 a month
>make around $1200 a month at most and don't know a single person I'd want to be roommates with
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>>29666180
Do you literally ree every time someone mentions but they have a girlfriend
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5k in the bank. Make about $900/month but don't have rent or insurance because I'm a manchild who just happens to have a part-time job.

I have like nothing to spend money on. I bought a gtx 970, ps4, Oculus Rift, Gear VR, $1000 worth of some stocks, some lsd, and a lot of food.

Somedays I buy doughnuts for my coworkers from this place next door. Its like insurance on the quality of my workplace relationships, worth it desu
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>>29658701
Just bought my first house with my wife. Still have about $20,000 saved in cash but now we've got a $300,000 mortgage to pay off.
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I have 156 dollars in the bank. Fuck my life.
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>>29658701
10 k euros in savings, 2.5k euro in the current bank account, 1340 USD in my wallet. It could be worse.
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>>29667120

>he doesn't ree at the normies
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>>29659208
Buy a fat suit,anime t-shirt,fake neckbeard a trencoat a body pillow cargo shorts and a fedora and go out to a nice restaurant order tendies if they refuse throw piss bottle at them then yell about normies run away and then repeat the process and if they do offer tendies ask how many gbp they cost when they ask what those are yell and flip over stuff also try to hit on women and say that your a nice guy and try to fight a chad
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I'm in a sort of low middle class limbo. 32 years old. Make about 41k per year. Expensive rent in city though and i refuse to change jobs. I like my job well enough and won't gamble on something that may pay more but kill me. Anyway, 11k in savings. 16k left on student loans, will take five more years to get rid of that. Old car that will need to be replaced soon.

I'm terrified of the stock market and won't touch it.

Have OCD and aspergers. Just trying to keep myself together and keep my job. Try not to take an excessive number of sick days.

I'm terribly jealous of the baby boomers who were able to purchase houses for two or three years salary. For me it would be five year's salary for a shitty condo or eight year's salary for a house. And the fucking Chinese are buying up all the property at these inflated prices, government doesn't do anything to stop it.

Fuck.
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>>29658701
>> $90k in joint RRSPs
>> $$188k in TFSAs
>> $124k in cash
>> $110k in semi-fluid assets (collector cars)
>> $270k in business (based on industry average per client book)

Earning $89k plus benefits (pension, RRSP matching, etc).
Misses earns a bit less, about $80k. Life is good.
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i just assume i have enough for rent and mcdonalds and cigarettes i usually dont get declined
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>>29658701
25 yrs old
50-something k in checking I should invest
15 something in business checking
10k in checks I haven't cashed yet on my desk
180k in investment accounts
50k in retirement accounts I'm still rearranging/rolling/whatever
Idk 20k in random savings accounts
A couple thousand worth of bitcoins
40k payment inbound in next few days
13k of reimbursements I need to collect on
idk it's a mess. I know what I'm doing; I'm just behind on things.
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>>29666288
You need to find a purpose in life -- I don't mean in some profound way, just something to work on that's attainable and gets you in contact with other people. I was like that for a while when I was on a paid noncompete for a year and one of my friends in Silicon Valley is also sitting on a few million pondering what to do now. My advice would be stick it in investments and figure out something interesting that you want to accomplish or work on. It's the human condition. Man was not meant to lounge about talking and sleeping.
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>>29658701
>all debt paid off
>late 20s
>make 80k a year, area is low cost of living
>single so no grill siphoning off my cash
doing all right
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>>29658701
>20$
>permanent illness so can't work
>can't get neetbux since "minorities" since white
>going to die in poverty
pretty good desu
just fucking end it all reeeeeeeee
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>Average American has trouble coming up with $1k for emergency
>average robot, according to this thread is almost set for retirement before 30
>Most of r9k are NEET threads & not being able to find a job or gf
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>>29670268
I make a lot of money but am autistic and am a social reject so it balances out famalam
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>>29670268

These kinds of threads draw out the posters who excel at the topic, just like how height threads are full of 6'4+ posters and penis size threads have tons of 8x6 porn dicks. I think it's believable that quite a few robots have earned and saved lots of money. Many are in STEM professions and they don't have women/children to siphon away all their money, which is also why gay men tend to be pretty well off financially.
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>>29670268
makes sense though since they don't waste money on roasties or vacations like normies do
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liars everywhere in this thread.

I have about 2 grand in checking. Plus 80 dollars lying around. im unemployed and enlisted in the navy. all that money is from working for 9 months and never spending anything
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>>29670313

U think too much. robots just lie for the fun of it.
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>>29661433

What's a good place to put your money nowadays?
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>>29670344
if you never spend anything, you should have a hell of a lot more than 2k
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>about $8 in my bank account
>No job
>only job that gave me an interview was gamestop
>their hiring process is unnecessarily long, over complicated, and will take several weeks to decide if I even get the position
Fucking gamestop makes you take multiple interviews with weeks in between and a bunch of other shit for a job that pays minimum wage. It should be a job that high schoolers could get for a little spending money, not some prestigious position at a giant company.
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>>29670418

part time minimum wage desu. 10 hours a week for about 5 dollars.
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I just checked and I have $0.59 in my bank account.
I don't get payed for another week.
Kms.
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I currently have 26 dollars

original
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who else /addictedtoburritos/ ?
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>>29666402
>>and it made me save my family members lives
that's called "survival", not happiness. they aren't the same thing.
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>>29670531

For a three and a half month period, that's not a whole lot of burritos
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>>29670748
yeah I slowed down when they had some contagious disease issues
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>>29670531
>addicted to X
>several weeks in between each single instance of X

Once, I was addicted to alcohol. I drank a lot of it every day.
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I ate all of my 22 chicken nuggets :(
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>>29670773

I remember when that happened. I was on the phone with my mom, mentioned that I was planning to have Chipotle for dinner. She was like, "no, you can't eat there, their meat is contaminated, it's been all over the news, don't you watch the news, etc etc". Told her I'd eat something else; wound up having Chipotle for dinner anyway.
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>>29670773

When they mailed out those free coupons to try to get people to come back after their shit was all contaminated, I found a huge stack of them while I was walking around my neighborhood. Mailman must have dropped it. I ate 3-4 free Chipotle burritos for almost a month.

>mfw they all had extra meat and guacamole
>mfw the employees were starting to get suspicious but they couldn't do anything about it
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>100k in the bank
>make 150k a year

Of all the things sucking in my life, at least finances is not one of them. Money doesn't buy you happiness.
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>3700 polish zlotys
>living off schizobux of 600 pln a month
>spending like 400 pln a month on groceries and smokes
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>>29659262
Literally any job that gives enough money for you to put some into savings each time you get paid, and just be smart enough to never have to rely on those savings.
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>>29658701
I have no money. My dad pays for everything. How can a robot even get a job? Are there even any robot jobs that don't need a college degree?
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>>29670855

fucking lel, it does, if only I had some money my life would be perfect
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>>29671198
This.
>Could move out of my parents basement
>Get my own place
>Eat whatever I want
>Do whatever I want
>Not have to put up with dimwitted closeminded faggots with their heads shoved so far up their ass they can see their intestines
It would be so fucking good. Go to a job, slave away for Shekelstein, come back, and spend the rest of my day in peace and comfort.
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roughly $15k in the bank and roughly $375k debt
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4$ in the wallet / 15$ in the bank
>tfw ate 4 pieces of bread as only meal in last 48 hours
>person doesn't give you the 100$ for silver5-> plat boost like they said they would
>/waitingtodie/
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>>29671198
>>29671231
I can do whatever the fuck I want basically. And I still feel empty inside. Sure I can give myself a vacation to Thailand, flying first class and staying in 5star hotels, fucking hookers, but I still feel lonely and empty.

And yes, I have done what I described above. Still doesn't make me feel better.
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22
Approximately 2k of credit debt, NEET.
Live in a flop house
No prospects at all
Anxiety to the point I can't leave my room.
A few years ago I was confident, had plans, etc. Something changed... I don't know what. (I suspect bad side effect from meds)
Now I'm a nervous wreck.

>Mfw debt collectors call multiple times daily
>Mfw regularly go hungry
>Mfw sometimes don't leave house for weeks at a time
>Mfw scared to live at all

An hero when? This shit is too much
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>>29671340
That's just life though
If I was in your situation I would just play (and stream) videgames 19 hours a day until I die
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>>29658701
>have $800 left
>no job
>lazy fuck
>still need to pay internet and phone bill

Next month will be tricky, I should probably look for a job.
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Poorfag here.

How do I into investments? Is $1000 enough to start? I need my money to start working for me.
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>>29671532

Get a brokerage acct, read investopedia.com, buy something at once that is relatively safe OR you keep your acct and funds ready, and you wait around for something like Brexit to happen and you go in when the market is falling to make a quick gain the coming days. Yesterday I bought 200 shares of Visa (V), got in a bit high so by closing time I was down $140 but give it some time and I think I'll be on the upside.
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>>29666012
send me bitcoin?
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>be robot
>have a humble job, keep my head down and my affairs and economy in order
>people in my vicinity keep fucking up
>they feel entitled to my money and get mad and threatening when i refuse to give and borrow them money
>this is after they've failed to repay me several times

Why are people so stupid and greedy?
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>>29658701

>make like 26k a year
>live like a monk, pretty much, no car, no internet, no comp, no ac, run-down apartment in seedy neighborhood
>literally unable to spend more than I make even if I make a point of buying whatever I want; I swear every time I check my bank account there's 500$ more in there than I expected. I've got 5 figures in savings and I haven't even been working 3 year.

And then I see these dumb cunts who make twice as much as me, or more, and get into huge debt trouble because they're buying a new pair of shoes every week.
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>>29659208
donate it all to a charity of your choice
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$0.72 in the bank $40 in pocket.

I'm ultra fucked in 2 days. I only become more poor
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Some couple hundred in the bank to pay for the bus and health care, couple hundred in paper that I have in my wallet and then I have some 500 in change that mysteriously started to accumulate on my bed-stand.
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I am $110,000 in debt to the government.
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is anyone else a dumbass that blows all their money on drugs and alcohol and can't stop

if i didnt drink and smoke weed i would have thousands of dollars in my bank
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>>29658701
If dubs richbot become my sugar daddy
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>>29658701
>no money
>no happy
>no love
>deep web
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>around 10,600 in bank saved up from student wageslave jobs
>40,000 in student loans
>all the jobs I've been interviewing for pay $40-$50k
kill me
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>>29672835
>>29673092

Recognize these two so damn much.

>income low as shit
>live modestly, put away every pebble and make sure to get decent interest
>sister nets 4 times what I do
>constantly orders home expensive brand clothes, shoes, perfumes, shopping trips, keeps 2 cars etc.
>constanly ask parents and me for money while keeping her account balance around 0

and there's a holy ton more of these people around, fucking hate them.
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>>29658701
So bad all I can do is just laugh
Send me to jail for debt?
Lol go ahead, I have nothing to do out here. Few months of room and board could be dope
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>>29659908
Only if it's over 10 mil
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>>29661433
>Source: I'm an accountant and know a lot of finance guys
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~500 in bank
Rent is due, and that's gonna eat up the whole 500.
Oh well.
At least I have plenty of cat food for my baby.
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50 cents

>INTP reporting
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>>29677423
>P.I.M.P reporting
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