Tonight it ends, it has to be tonight.
I dont own a gun, or live near a cliff. Any suggestions how to do this?
>>29658197
>bleach
>detergent
>motor oil
>oven
>electrocution
>hit by car
>slit neck
>gasoline + match
>>29658197
Cut your left hand's veins and then take a lot of hypnotic pills so you can sleep. Fall to bed. You will wake up in heaven.
>>29658197
I suggest getting some balls and learning how to be an adult hombre
>>29658197
helium gas tank
helium gas tank is always the answer, google it
>>29658328
When will, oh, when will, tell me, when will, baby when willSUMMER END?
Go to the nearest emergency room and tell them you plan to commit suicide. You'll be committed, albeit voluntarily. You'll get meds and quite possibly meet some people you'll want to keep in contact with as well as a temporary relieve from what ails you via a change of environment.
Trust me anon
>>29658197
Charcoal
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
>>29658197
kys only if you don't care for the upcoming habbenings in 10-20 years (i mean WWIII tier), and if that doesn't happen you also need to know you'll miss out on passable sex bots in that time
>>29658297
This but in a bath tub full of water so you bleed out faster right?
>>29658197
Hang yourself, if you don't have a rope just use anything that can support your weight. Test whatever you're going to use several times to make sure.
>>29658402
This is literally the best method and you dorks never read it.
All you need is some charcoal, a stove, and a confined space.
Light the stove.
Carbon Monoxide concentration rises.
You go bye bye.
>>29658238
>hit by car
dead not paralyzed.
>>29658297
hm. where could I buy the pills?
>>29658342
I heard companies are wise to that method and changed the helium levels.
>>29658463
>changed the helium levels
That's why you use charcoal-burning instead. Same principle, but the materials are much easier to acquire.
>>29658402
>>29658448
don't want to burn down my house. Others live here, bad enough the funeral is my final burden to society.
Funny...I saw a similar post on /mu/, and it seemed that everyone was being nice to OP instead and asking him not to do it.
>>29659019
isit up still?
cut neck. what so hard?
>>29659164
Archived already.
>>29659283
link blox
hggfx
>>29658197
Pull a Seiko, OP
>>29658463
Use nitrogen instead. Or argon. Or methane. Or literally any gas that is not oxygen or CO2 (CO2 will make you panic).
>>29658197
Just Rob a liquor store with a knife, worst case scenario you get away with it
you will NEVER live near a cliff
>>29659980
is that Dover, I recognise that cliff
>>29659980
I much rather just swim out to sea and drown
>>29658402
This looks nice. Will be sure to try it when I'm not a coward.
Thanks anon.
>>29658402
looks painful..
riginal
>>29660171
Yeah you wont regret that at all.
>>29658197
come by my house instead we can eat pizza and play vidya and have a drink. It's gonna be alright m8.
>>29660703
w-where do you live anon
z
>Rent a sports car for 2-3 days
>Take a quick loan if you have to
>Get used to the car, have fun
>Crash into a solid building or a bridge at insane speed
>at 150 mph it will be instant death. You will be squashed like a pancake
>>29658197
don't die, your taste in animated gifs is good
I'm doing it on the 4th, op. Dumb family thinks those fireworks are for them.
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