Chad
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>"Hey bruh"
>"Uh you don't have a girlfriend?"
>"Just lift and bee yourself and girls will come to you!"
>"Everyone is attractive!"
somehow there isn't a single drop of masculinity between those four guys
society is so fucked
>>29658208
Who needs masculinity when you have good looks, a great life and all the sex you'll ever need?
What has your masculinity gotten you?
>implying they are wrong
Lifting is a great start and gives confidence. One step at a time! The ultimate goal isn't a GF, but being happy with yourself. GF's come and go.
what do hot guys even do all day
don't say lift weights because I'm bigger than them and do it a hour or so every other day
>>29658272
I spent 1 year lifting and it was the most miserable year in my recent life. Also a complete waste of money
>>29658173
>Hey, Anon. You hanging out somewhere on Saturday? No? Well, if you want, you can come over to my house. Me and the dudes are gonna hang out, maybe go to the movies for a bit. I know how you're a bit of a shut-in, but hey, if you don't wanna go, dont hesitate to tell me. See you around! *beep*
>Anon, you haven't answered your phone at all lately. Something up with you and Stacy? I'm here for you, man. So is Brad, and Alex, and all the other guys. Not to be rude, but Stacy was a real bitch when I dated her, haha. I wanted you, man. I'll call you later. Pick up sometime, will you? *beep*
>Anon? Seriously, where are you? I miss hanging out with your short manlet-ass self. Brad and Alex are so busy nowadays, I never get to hang out with them. Anon, come over, please. Call me back. *beep*
>Anon, I love you. Please. Come over. I need someone, anyone. Please, anon. Please. *beep*
Fucking Chads.
>>29658208
What's your definition of masculinity?
These individuals are successful by the standards they've set for themselves
That being said, pretty sure this is one of those "lol having fun" photos that models take and post to ig to make it seem like they have fun lives so they can increase their followers/ advertising power/ and pay their rent by product advertising
>>29658308
>what do hot guys even do all day
Enjoy being alive.
>>29658208
What about the guy wearing the fucking tigger hat
>>29658406
kek
I felt for chad in this one
>>29658208
this is true desuoregano as fuck
>>29658173
The guy on the bottom left doesn't look nearly as good as the rest though.
>tfw you still look far worse than him
>>29658643
Kek, that guy actually lives near me, he's a Canadian model but I thought the exact same thing, his face is a bit off.
>hey bro, dont tell stacy ive fucked over 100 girls,k? I want her to believe she's different and lover her.
my chad cousin who is more chad than these faggot model weaklings
>>29658208
"masculinity" is a meme
The fat neckbeard trying to talk about masculinity. the fuck does that even mean. you want them to look like Chad and liftfags? Fuck off
>>29658173
These dicks looks like Nsync back up dancers and or backstreet boy rejects.
>>29658173
>Chad convention .jpg
>t. Alpha neckbeard
>>29658643
Take away his meme haircut and beard and he's average as fuck.
>Anon you're good looking really
>Anon looks don't matter its just personality
>My current gf said she liked me at first because I was funny
This is all nearly direct quotes from my 6'2 chad friend.
>>29659529
>chad friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i wish i could grow facial hair. literally makeup for men
>>29658173
Looks like a bunch of nice guys who would actually help me get girls. Unlike average looking normies who always see me as a threat and compete against me the moment there is a woman.
>>29659529
You'd be surprised how effective being humorous is. Women eat that shit up.
>>29658308
Fuck the chicks you fap to
>>29658308
Youre bigger because youre fat.
>>29660947
Yeah, I bet they giggle all the way to Chad's bedroom.
>>29659529
The chad will lie to you, steal from you, whisper sweet nothings in to your head. Do not listen to him.
>>29661224
lots of semi fat guys actually have a good chunk of muscle it is just hidden by 20-30 lbs of excess fat
>>29658308
I had a legit chad as roommate. He fucked a 9 or 8 every other week
he really liked me because I could help me out in the gym.
they spend most of their time on the phone/ arguing with someone/ fucking a hot chick
>>29658308
College
'mirin self
Computers
Anime
Basically everything you guys do except there's joy in life underpinning it all
>>29661709
Sounds tiring
>>29661751
>Chad
>Computers
>Anime
Heh...nice one kid...
>>29658208
Why is this "criticism" so popular when handsome guys are posted on the Internet?
>model/bodybuilder/random hot guy picture is posted
>Yeah but he's a gay XD
Fucking palpable insecurity
>>29661783
He said >>29658308
>what do hot guys even do all day
I made no claims to be jock Chad thundercock
>>29661804
where the fuck do you think you are faggot? go back to normiebook fucking normie shill.
>>29660924
this
actual chads are actually much friendlier than regular normies.
They are either completely oblivious to your existence or are friendly you.
failed normies are the worst
>>29661783
chads sometimes enjoy what they call "nerdy" hobbies like watch marvel movies or game of throne or star wars.
they are completely oblivious to the existence of anime though
>>29661804
they do objectively look like vain feminine "men" in that picture though, mostly from having unnaturaly smooth textures on their hair and faces
the guy in pic related doesn't have these girly characteristics, for contrast
>>29661852
Normies are constantly trying to climb the social ladder, and will put you down, mock you and step on you in order to do so, or if they suspect even slightly it might be in their interest. Chads are already at the top of the ladder, therefore they have no reason or motive to do any of that.
>>29658339
No you did not
>>29659529
But that's true. Women are stupud whores that will date any ugly buffoon just because he's funny and has "personality". Looks matter but even if you're chad material but you're autistic/too boring women just won't be interested (most of them at least). These are called 'handsome robots'.i'm one of them
>>29662017
true
I know a girl who rejected a guy who she was previously lusting after because "he was so weird"
>>29662074
Yeah that's exactly what I mean. I have scared away many girls who were essentially interested in me by my looks
>>29662167
got to up your game, observe successful men and copy
that's how I made it
>>29662222
Yup. My plan is to get a decent job, a vehicle and my own place. Until then it's hard to even get close to females cause I feel worthless.
Nice quads btw t.b.h fa.m
>>29662367
solid plan senpai
I was fortunate enough to live with a chad
>>29658173
>mfw youre lifting when youre fucked up since 2014
>tfw youre so fucked up that youre doing 5 times sport per week
>tffw youre still a beta
Chads are nice until you surpass them in any way.
Chads don't know how to feel respect, they can only envy and strive to surpass other people. When you show that theres an area where you are above them it makes them feel less of themselves and the response is nothing but malice and hostility.
Kindness from a chad can only be given to those he sees as being less than human, creatures more closely resembling stray cats and wounded dogs.
Never fall for the kindness of the chad, most basic and barbarous among all characters.
>>29661956
ya but that's genetics as well. those guys could know everything there is to know about "manly things" for all we know. just like how some people have babyfaces
>>29660924
>>29661852
>>29661964
hahaha very true, they can be more shit than chad.
>>29658208
Nick Bateman was a blackbelt-ranked competitive karateka and bodybuilder before he was discovered by Calvin Klein. It doesn't get much more masculine than being able to kill people with your bare hands.
>>29662548
truest post in this thread desu
kinda why hot girls sometimes have ugly friends
>>29658173
What really bothers me in this image is all those alpha-plus Chads being within such close proximity of each other.
I feel like this shouldn't happen, ever.
>>29662548
Sounds pretty alpha desu
>tfw too soft and too much of a pussy not to treat other people bad
If I ever become a cunt, I'd just be as popular as chad
>>29658406
Sounds like chad lost one to an hero
>ywn have a Chad friend who will help you get laid
