*blocks your path*
*unsheathes katana and tips tophat*
.....going somewhere, kiddo?
>>29657264
this is the third one today
just, stop
>>29657264
*teleports behind you*
Yes.... I am going in your HEAD!! SHAKAMARULO HONDA CHIKEAYUEAAAA!!!
*casts a fireball spell that obliterates ur head*
pssh... nothing personnel..... friendo.....
>>29657264
>>29657304
*watches both of you from the top of a nearby tree*
hmm... let's see how this plays out...
>>29657264
Yes, I'm going to church.
>>29657341
*I summon a thousand fedoras around you. their weight crushes your skinnyfat body and you die*
dont you know kid... God is not real roflmao xD!!!!!
*teleports into hell*
>>29657264
*sunglasses flash white as I take them off
Heh....
*my mouth twists into a wicked grin
too easy
Heh, make your move champ
*twirls solid oak cane, with silver dragon head handle, and throws cape back*
>>29657264
i won't show you any mercy if you stand in my way..
*unsheathes demon katana*
i'll give you the honor of seeing my special attack, kiddo..
KURO AKUMA NO SURASSHU!
*cuts you in half*
heh.. what a waste..
>>29657264
Punch here
>>29657807
*your fist goes through the air as you punch my hologram.*
hehh... rookie mistake
*I appear from a nearby bush and tip my fedora at you*
*outstretches my arms and flicks wrist, opening two razor tiped fans*
Your defeat is certain,
Heh, Shogunai.
>>29657332
*watches you from another tree*
hehh... you think you are well hidden... think again... breh
>>29657264
no im just going to stay right here
/thread
>>29657264
*tips fedora*
yes, reddit
heh nothin personell kid
>>29657268
>expecting /r9k/ to do anything but run a joke into the ground like reddit
Lol
>>29657264
ahahahaha, do you really think that's wise
*pulls back trenchcoat slowly to reveal a brass steampistol aiming directly at your heart*
step aside, I don't waste boiler pressure on the likes of you
>>29657264
HINJAKU HINJAKU!
*Phases through your body*
THIS IS THE FINAL HIT!
*Activates genjutsu trap*
Pshhht.... Look above you kid....
RODO ROLLER DA!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
Farewell kid
*Tips headband*
