>birth child because the parents happened to be horny and drunk and knocked up the mother
>permanently mutilate his penis minutes after he is born
>leave him with surrogate parenting devices like television and video games so they can ignore them and work more hours
>kick him out of the home as soon as he turns 18 so you can convert his room to a home office
>pat one another on the back telling themselves they're good parents even though their son is now a basket case that can't survive without popping psych meds
>move to florida to play golf and await death
Why are American parents so fucked?
>>29657256
>>leave him with surrogate parenting devices like television and video games so they can ignore them and work more hours
Still better than what I went though. I was left with my aunt all the time and went to work with her. She was a stripper. Cant say it wasn't a learning experience though, all those girls "working their way though college" actually did teach me how to read and advanced math when I was only like 6.
Dysfunctional doesn't begin to describe my family.
>>29657336
holy shit is this the premise of an anime script you're fantasizing about in your jack-off alone time?
>>29657596
What anime have you watched that has actual strippers?
>>29657256
Also if they get sick you better go take care of 'em!
>>29657596
kek'd
Would read this in manga form, though.
>>29657256
Don't forget the key to good parenting. Harsh words and threats for every infraction. Also why did he start doing drugs?!?! Gee I dunno lol
>>29657256
fucking crybaby
>>29657751
The good kind.
>>29657336
I donno, being left with half clad, concerned motherly figures does seem better than being left alone with a game concle.
