> 10/10 THICC Latina qt starts at my job
> cute voice, wide hips, ass so fucking huge and round it's almost unbelievable
> she takes a liking to me for some reason
> all the guys are hounding her trying to tap that, giving any excuse to be around her
> she goes for me instead, the shy virgin and one person who isn't harassing her
> tries to talk to me constantly, tries to be around me and smiles at me
> can't fucking process this
> can't help but think how different we are, I've been hated and shunned everywhere I go, she's probably been railed by dozens of Chads and gets attention no matter what she does
> end up grimacing and staring at the floor whenever she tries to interact with me
> can tell her confidence drops, she stops dressing cutely and doesn't put her hair up, comes to work wearing sweatpants and stuff, looks sad often, has her eyes glued to the floor most of the time
I could have had a 10/10 THICC gf but my mind just can't process it
Here's the real killer though
>normie roommate (we work together) ends up getting her number
> they get in an argument somehow and she stops talking to him
> normie roomie is extremely irritated and short with me for several weeks
> other roomie eventually tells me she kept asking about me and tried to get him to introduce her to me
> he got mad and said I'm "a retard" aND there's no reason she would want to talk to me
> she stopped talking to him because of that
Why the fuck
pic related, almost what she looked like except her ass was a lot bigger
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCK YOU
>>29657010
So Fucking ask her out you retard you might be able to salvage this
>>29657010
Dude fucking go for her. Tell your roommate to fuck off. You're probably never going to have a chance like this again.
>>29657010
she wants the D, get ALCOHOLIC DRINKS WITH HER AND GET DRUNK AND FUCK HER
>>29657010
>can't help but think how different we are, I've been hated and shunned everywhere I go, she's probably been railed by dozens of Chads and gets attention no matter what she does
> end up grimacing and staring at the floor whenever she tries to interact with me
Why? What is stopping you from having a normal conversation with her?
You let having sex and low self-esteem control your life so much you can't socialize with people.
more like CCIHT, take your meme and fuck off
>>29657010
Wow.
Leave her to someone who can actually give her what she deserves you turboautist. Roomie was right.
>>29657010
she is probably looking for a path to citizenship OP, be careful
>>29657130
OP was too busy building a wall between them
Heh
Hehe xD
>>29657010
Listen to me right now retarded robot nigger. If you're still in the thread OP I swear to god. If a women is in to you she will not care how awkward you are as long as you talk! talk to her! ask her out, it doesn't matter if you spaghetti a bit. When a woman likes you, she always has a look of adoration in her eyes. It doesn't matter if you fuck up a little bit. You can do this OP, you an have everything you've ever wanted. Don't think about anything else. I, an anonymous poster on a russian technomusic board, have utmost faith in you.
>OP will regret not tapping that latina ass for the rest of his life
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA FUCKING LOSER AHAHAHAH
>>29657010
Even though you are too autistic to realize, you did exactly what you needed to come out ahead in that situation. Sometimes it's best to sit back and watch everyone else shoot themselves in the foot. You're not going to close, of course, but you got closer than the others.
Am I the only one who'd skip that just because fatass? Big asses aren't nice.
> tfw no girl will ever do that for you, fat ass or not
She doesn't like you you fucking retard.
She's just looking for an orbiter or someone she knows she can talk to without being hounded for her pussy like everyone else is.
It's pity. Hormones cloud your mind, you don't and never will have a "chance", keep this up and you're on the road to being a sterotyped "nice guy"
You don't believe me? Whatever. You're gonna learn the hard way. We all do. That's what makes us BETA.
>>29657605
no, i wouldnt touch a fat shitskin, would never fuck that, my genetics are superior and i would never pollute them
>>29657010
>guys this totally happened XD
>>29657010
>she stops dressing cutely and doesn't put her hair up, comes to work wearing sweatpants and stuff, looks sad often, has her eyes glued to the floor most of the time
She's mirroring your behavior senpai you guys are meant to mate this is primal
>>29657111
when people make posts like this i have to wonder how many dicks they take up the bum on a daily basis
>>29658129
>my genetics are superior and i would never pollute them
Do you know what contraception is?
>1 post by this ID
Please don't lie, OP.
>>29657605
Pic related was fine
But OP said bigger
I'm only to assume this 10/10 is in fact, NOT a 10/10 and OP must be a nigger. I'm not Irish.
you posted this thread twice
thicc more like CCHIT. fuck off
>>29657010
What the fuck man? Go fucking get it
she wants your beta bux lad
FUCKING ASK HER OUT HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29657010
You're gona regret this buddy, you passed on some solid ass. Sounds like she may have also been dateble.
>>29659634
Not OP but I'm in a similar situation.
How the fuck do you ask someone out?
It's so alien to me even talking to cute girls let alone asking one out when I myself haven't gone out in years.
This ask her out advice is just like jus b urself bullshit.
If you're a real robot you wouldn't even be able to ask somebody out.
>>29657046
>>29657069
>>29657078
THESE
OP YOU NIGGER
GO FOR IT
YOU CAN FUCKING DO IT
I BELIEVE IN YOU
WE BELIEVE IN YOU
THE CALL WILL RISE NEAR AS FAR:
"BY THE GRACE OF KEK
YOU WILL SUCCEED"
>>29659811
Wanna grab a coffee at X?
Wanna go to the movies or festival?
Jesus fuck, it's that easy.
>>29659811
-First option-
1. Find a topic or common ground you can start a discussion about (Has to be trivial stuff at first)
2. Approach and say Hi, (question or comment about said topic)
3. Keep conversation going from there
-Second option (for chads and robots with nothing to lose)-
1. Just approach and say "Hey, I think you're cute. Wanna hang out sometime?"
>>29657010
>have hot ass latina throw herself at you
>even notice and understand what is happeneing
>???
>don't do it
Fuck you for having this oppurtunity and wasting it you cvck
>>29657010
>OP somehow salvages it
>gets a 10/10 gf
>gf gets bored because OP is autist sperg fedoralord supreme and can't show him off or anything
>if they have sex it sucks because it's most likely too much ass for OP
>eventually she leaves for chad or a normie beta
It's like a fisherman in rowboat catching a great white on his rod by accident, sure the prospect of catching it sounds amazing but the most likely scenario is that the shark will wreck that tiny fucking boat and chomp off a leg
>>29659894
kek wants him to be neckbeard loser who contributes in fap request threads.
im truly sorry OP.
>>29657010
FUCKING TALK TO HER YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING SLUT
JUST DO IT
DOOOO IIIIIT
>>29657010
DAMN IT GET YOU SHIT TOGETHER
YOU HAVE CHANCE TO ACSEND BEYOND ROBOTDOM
Take you bastered.....grit your tut and dive in
>>29657010
Anon, this is your chance to escape r9k, do it!
>>29660140
Who the fuck cares, you'd give anything to fuck a 10/10 and you know it. Maybe it'd boost the guys confidence enough that he stops coming to this shithole to self-hate with the rest of us beta fucks
You're all fucking retarded for believing this.
>live in california
>10/10 thicc filipinas and latinas everywhere
oh god the mouth watering wont stop
OP here, posting from the bathroom at work. I'm fucking shaking right now
> it's really busy and extra loud today
> moving a container outside so it can be picked up for shipment
> qt comes up to me and starts saying something
> can't hear a single fucking thing she says
> "excuse me, what was that?"
> she starts talking again but even quieter than before and starts biting her nails
> "what"
> she blushes and scurries off to the side, glances at me out of the corner of her eye, still biting her nails
> put container where it's supposed to be and run into the bathroom to post this
I have to go back to work now but what the fuck. I thought she was asking a question about something but she walked away.
Go for it, OP. Ask her out.
>attractive girl interested in you
>being a robot
pick one
chad normies need to get out right fucking NOW
>>29660695
dude she was trying to hit on you before she lost her nerve!
What you need to do is, during your break or when you finish your shift, confront her. Don't worry about starting a big, mind-blowing conversation... for now just make smalltalk, a la "how's your day?" and "how do you like this job so far?"
Make idle chitchat for a bit. Then ask her if she wants to get a coffee, or a drink, some time. Grab her number...and youre done.
Just grab yourself by the balls and do it!!
Are you retarded
Fucking ask her out. Holy shit. Can you be this fucking autistic.
Un fucking believeable.
I honestly think this is bait as no one can be this fucking stupid.
>>29658161
for real, your about to go off the deep end if you actually deluded yourself into thinking this girl was interested in you
>>29660695
HOLY FUCK ARE YOU LITERALLY FUCKING RETARDED
GET
THAT
SHIT
Does anyone think that OP's actually reading the thread?
take a pic of her
>>29657010
I understand you, I'm somewhat in a similar situation but I've gotten used to being a permavirgin nerd, I don't want a relationship, I just want to do my work, get home and have fun by myself. I don't know how long I can get away with it though
>>29657010
have a legit 9/10 latina with a huge ass hit on me at work.
too bad I have a girlfriend I intend to marry
fuck you're one of those guys who actually has life on ez mode but is too stupid and too much of a bitch to take any of them. life has to be vidya, there's no way people like you could actually exist - it's too comical
>>29657010
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>29657010
>can tell her confidence drops, she stops dressing cutely and doesn't put her hair up, comes to work wearing sweatpants and stuff, looks sad often, has her eyes glued to the floor most of the time
i can tell she is down because she break with her chad bf
glad you didnt pay her attention she only want you as a new orbiter
>>29659910
>>29659950
Yeah...that aint happening
I literally have no life outside of work.
Only thing going for me is that I can hide the fact that I'm a worthless loser and on first you can't tell I'm incapable of further socialising with people outside of workspace.
Even if I ask her out she will soon figure me out and then everyone at work will know that I'm socially retarded.
>>29662500
Just be honest op, don't stay outside the topic, you actually can't advance without removing this mystery from the way, ask her why she has interest in you, and that you think you don't deserve it
You better talk to her man anything at all ask her to go watch animu with you, go to starcucks, fucking anything she is latina!!!! if i was white i would try so hard and when we finally bang id wear my maga hat.
You better be trolling, nigga
>>29657010
LOL you BTFO a normalfag that's something to be proud of anon.
Hearing about that faggot's butthurt makes me smile.
OP, go ask her out right now.
>>29660695
You better hurry up OP before she has to go back
>>29657010
what the fuck are you wating for OP? fuck her and possibly get her pregnant this might be your last shot at glory. LEAVE THIS PLACE AND FUCKER ASAP!
>>29659953
Idk m8 I've done kinda the same thing, but mommy issues so cant trust them bitches.
>>29659894
Why are you guys trying to encourage a normie?
>>29660695
oh i see you brought your laptop in bathroom.
>>29657235
At least he's not me, where I literally was sitting and a girls bed and she showed me her tits and I still didnt fuck
Post her pic you baitcunt. All these summerfags can be fooled but not me.
>>29660149
OP has jerked off to the image of her in his mind 100 times already.
>>29657010
You're doing the right thing by rebuffing her. She'd just suck your savings dry while railing chad
>>29660768
I'm a robot, or something like that, and I've had hot girls like me. At least for like, a day or two.
She just pitied you and wanted to feel better by interacting with you. Normal roastie behaviour.
>>29657010
You're not robot if you attracts women and don't know how to react
You're just a stupid retard and your roommate is right
lTT: Summer
>>29657010
>> cute voice, wide hips, ass so fucking huge and round it's almost unbelievable
I like how you include no description of her personality. You're just a fag playing the advantage created by your cretinsim. You don't hit on her cus youre beta, so she gives you a chance, thinking you might be a real nice guy. But youre no better than the thirsty normies and Chads.
>>29664783
That's pretty sad but understandable if you were inexperienced. Whore probably did that to chads on daily basis so she expects you to react the same
Now get out you failed normie
>>29664950
I had a gf at the time and I dint wanna cheat. But I was 13 so I shouldn't have cared about my little gf who I didn't even know really. I fucked your mom tho
OP fuck you
This girl is in LOVE with you
Someone talked shit about you and she gave him shit? She DEFENDED YOUR ASS AND YOU'RE NOT RESPONDING
SHE WANTS YOU!
STOP BEING FUCKING DENSE!!!!!!!!
>>29657010
Ask her out and tell your roommate to fuck off.
>>29658108
Learnin the hardway is the only way, you have to learn to deal with that
>>29660149
No
He must make it with tis qt
>>29657010
Am a latino man and I have those some proportions. I also live as a woman.
I also remember this shy guy who would talk to me at work and arguing with my boyfriend.
OP, do I know you?
>>29657010
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT FAGGOT!
>>29657010
does she still work at your job?
just talk to her? she'll probably sperg out more than you seeing as she clearly wants your penis
>>29657010
Ask her out you faggot. Go become a normie and live a happy life
>>29657010
Ask her out man. In highschool I had a qt black girl constantly make advances and I just sat back like you did because my friends constantly embarrassed me and her. She wound up almost going to prom with a Chad, but decided to stay home instead. Felt like killing myself the whole night.
>>29660695
OP take a deep breath
and exhale
everyone just humans
just a bundles of chemical reactions
BUT SERIOUSLY OP
THE DOOR IS OPEN JUST STEP INSIDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni-Gqp9-Has
>>29657010
I would have done the same thing opiee
work on yourself.
I wish there were latinas in my country.
>>29657010
I know that feel OP I've done the same thing myself more than once
>>29667844
>one hour and eighteen minutes ago
aw, I wanted to ask where you live and laugh at you. Isn't every country in the world being invaded by shitskins of some kind? Latinas may be godtier, but you could find a shitskin almost as good.
>>29669100
What about a white girl that's as thicc as a latina?
She doesn't like you.
She thinks you hate her for not being like the other guys and wants to talk to you just so you can be nice to her and inflate her ego.
>>29669100
Britbongistan
Ugh.. Fuck you man.
Alright, just summon all of the courage you have and ask her if she wants to watch a movie at your place. If she says yes, just get some wine and get both of you drunk. Its the only way you'll stop over thinking.
