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2016-07-01 18:08:14 Post No. 29656647
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2016-07-01 18:08:14
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"Excuse me, Mr. Trump, who is that blonde man that's been following you?"
"Oh, that's my servant, Gilgamesh."
"Gilgamesh? You mean, like the epic of Gilgamesh?"
"Precisely. Now, I summoned the King of Heroes here so I can participate in the upcoming Holy Grail War."
"Holy... grail war?"
"You see, every once in a while, these, I don't know, mages come together and fight for a cup that can grant any wish, right?"
"Sir, does that make you a mage?"
"Of course I am. And I'm gonna win that Grail and do what I need to. I'm gonna wish all of the Mexicans back over the border."
"But, couldn't you do something better, like get rid of the threat of terrorism, or curing cancer, or helping homeless veterans?"
"You don't seem to understand. Mexicans are the terrorists, and they're the ones causing these veterans to become homeless. They bring cancer into our country and sell marijuana, saying that it's 'medicinal.' Me and Gil are gonna make America great again and put a stop to the menace."
"Who... who else is part of this?"
"Nobody you need to worry about. All I'm concerned about is that damn Clinton clown and her Saber class servant."
