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>tfw white >tfw lactose intolerant >tfw only 5'10''
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>tfw white
>tfw lactose intolerant
>tfw only 5'10''
>tfw practically no facial hair
>tfw not typical big dicked white chad

Who else here white but without any of the perks.
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>>29655883
5'11" but same here bro. feels bad.
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>>29655883
Oh shut the fuck up, up you whiney used condom.
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>>29655883
White skin is the best perk you can have. Women always choose whites over everyone else and you guys live life on easy mode. Whites can't be robots.
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>>29655883
>white
>lactose intolerant
Pick one.
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>>29655915
Ok so how come I'm still a kv with no gf
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>>29655883
OP you dummy. Being white is the perk. Our skin and culture is beautiful, our physical features are desired by the majority of the world.

You were born into the /lucky/ race, like me. Congratulations.
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>tfw white but still want to kill myself
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>>29655947
Because you have standards, you don't feel like paying an escort, and you're probably socially retarded.
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>>29655989
How do I activate my latent white genes so I can grow a cool beard or drink milk for easier gains?
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>>29656097
I'm /vegan/ so I'd suggest to eat more chickpeas.

But you don't need a beard, hipsters ruined that shit.
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>>29655947
Because you choose to be. You probably put absolutely no effort into your appearance or personality, but guess what, if you put minimal effort into those things, women would still choose you over a guy of another race who is chad tier.
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>>29655947
Being white=/=guarantee you will get a gf.

But you are more likely to get a gf than someone of another race with everything else in common. Women universally prefer white men (Google this it's true). You have some chance of getting a gf, even if it's small. If you were Asian or Indian, you'd be hopeless.
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Why are you guys so obsessed with height? I'm tall and I don't think it's a good thing at all

Being tall is quite awkward, the world is designed for shorter people
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>>29656283
>Why are you guys so obsessed with sex? I'm Chad and I don't think it's a good thing at all

>Sex outside of marriage is quite awkward, the world is designed for monogamous relationships
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>>29656232
>>29656134
Not him but what if I live in white country where I seen only one nigger during my 24 years of life.
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>tfw living in a society that makes failing at life almost impossible yet failing anyway
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>>29656398
That's different, obviously. What about people of other races?
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>>29656433
Only gypsies but they are only visible near markets begging. Asians but they are again very rare and visible selling some cheap shit.

No spics, poo in the loo or whatever else race.
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>>29656478
Yeah, that's a different situation.
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>>29656283
This

>tfw buying clothes designed for either manlets or fat people
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>>29656492
So I'm fucked and chicks even those ugly ones, go for normies or Chads.
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>>29656549
How do you look? What are your social skills like? What are your hobbies or passions?
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>>29656604
Like shit.

Social skills are shit, I can talk but it's hard for me to find any topics to talk about.

WW2 and XX century history, tanks, planes.
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>>29655883
>milk
>height
>facial hair
>being chad
None of those are the perks of being white.
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>>29656627
>Like shit.
Elaborate

Socially that may prove a problem.
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it's because you have no personality.
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It's possible to be white and lactose intolerant?

How is this possible?

I'm Black/East Asian and I chug milk after the gym on a regular basis
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>>29656642
>milk
Whites have the HIGHEST rate of lactose tolerance

>height
Whites are the tallest race

>facial hair
Whites can grow facial hair

>being chad
Whites have the most Chads

>>29656696
Cause god is a retarded troll who created this shithole of an existence.
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>>29656643
I'm very far away from being attractive.

1-3/10 at best maybe.
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>>29656719
Well you can fuck some hot wife's with BBC while their husbands watch.
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>>29656750
*BWC?

I'm white...
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>>29656794
>lactose intolerant

You're not white anymore. Welcome to the dark side. You're one of us now.
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>>29656944
Ok what should I do with my white skin? What perks can I get
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>>29656992
Start cucking white guys, and make sure you breed their wives so you spread our lactose intolerance genes
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All manlets are wasting an opportunity by not becoming traps.

If your family has big tits you'd be a big titted cutie, too.
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op just steal some cute korean girl from her boring asian bf. it's embarrassing how many times i've accidentally done this -_-
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>>29655883
>White(sort of)
>lactose intolerant
>5'7"
>lots of curly black hair
>7"x5.5" dick
Muh Sicilian Heritage.
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>>29656410

/b/tard here, isn't that like the r9k motto?
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>tfw white
>tfw i can eat as much cheese as i want
>tfw only 5'9
>tfw a giant islamic looking beard
>tfw microdick
;_;
pic related, it's the size of my dick
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>>29657093
>white"sortof"
I lold
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>white
>6'3"
>blond hair
>broad shoulders
>decent physique
>full facial hair since 16
>6" dick
>decent paying job
>legitimately autistic
>mute

I should have been Chad.
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>>29657097
It's not the motto, it's our way of life.
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>>29655883
>5'10"
sorry OP but I don't think you are white white, you are probably an italian or some degenerate eastern european, not true whites. that is why you dont have any of the perks.
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who is white but 1st generation american and therefore poor..

Probably the greatest upside of being white is being in a lineage that is long established in a western 1st world country..

I never made friends with "old money white people" even though I look just like them. Instead mexicans and south americans and russians and asians who are ALL lower middle class with strict parents.
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>>29655883
>white
>lactose-intolerant
Fuck off nigger
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>>29657189
mute people are my favourite mongoloids
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>>29657250
slav detected
no, you don't look like us ivan
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>>29657265
that is funny man. I am not a slav
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>>29655883
>really bad sight (-10 on each eye)
>bad skin
>bad breath
>bad teeths
>no job
>shitty education
>5'9'
>lazy
>typical nerdy hobbies like rpg and gaming
>always bullied in school
>socially retarded

And I have a GF :) Tomorrow we are going on LARP together :)
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>>29657289
then what? pretty much the only poor "white" people who immigrate to the US these days are slavs
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>>29657312
Slavs these days sure but my parents immigrated 30 years ago, they are 60 now
>Hungarian
scientifically not slavs and technically not eastern europe (only judging by the berlin wall)
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>>29657396
>slav in denial
I thought you were going to say balt or something but this is just even more sad
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>>29655883
>tfw 5'11-6 but have bad posture that makes me shrink down to 5'10

It might be more than 6 ebin. That's how absolutely wrecked my posture is. Unless I stand back to wall in some retarded military at attention stance. Maybe that's your problem, OP?
Either way, don't get memed into thinking 5'10 own an acceptable height. That's average for Whites in America and Europe.
If you're still really worried, flat feet can make you lose like 2 cm, so you should get those fixed it you have them. Then there's limb lengthening, HGH and aromatase.

As for lactose intolerant? Meme disorder. Like people who claim to have gluten intolerance, it doesn't exist. Some people, like people who live poor as shit in China and Brazil and Africa, usually suffer from stomach problems caused simply by the shit that's around them. Or they're both with IBS and they conflate that with lactose intolerance.
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>>29657396
But can you back up your claim?
Don't tell me to do the same. You are the accuser here.
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>>29657545
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>>29657417
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>>29657444
>As for lactose intolerant? Meme disorder.

Lmao explain how after drinking milk I get gas every 5 minutes for the rest of the day. I definitely can't drink milk nor digest it because lactose goes undigested straight into the colon and then the e coli break it down because I couldn't. Fuck milk.
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Should I go to rehab tommrow morning? I've been sick for days. I just drank enough to stop it but I donwant to live like this anymore.
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>>29658900
Nice dubs.

Yes go to rehab you shouldn't live like this get better
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>>29656696
What's up with the chicken drumstick?
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