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i'll start
>aunt wants me to look after my cousin while she goes overseas
>she's roughly my age, both neets
>we both seem reluctant
>aunt really wants me to do it
>'you could both chill out and watch netflix together and stuff'
>start laughing heavily
>cousin punches me in the stomach
mfw
>>29655579
WHO IS THAT GIRL
I NEED TO FAP
>>29655579
Eyy that was my chip you fucking faggot I don't come hang out wit you anymore bitch.
Which one--
--are you?l
>>29655579
>tfw no qt neet cousin that gets flustered and mad but also cool with jokes
>>29655591
some random from /b/
can't people into basic research these days?
i shouldn't even be giving you this, because it took me like four seconds to find.http://archived.moe/b/thread/691782609
>>29655647
I call Sergey!
>>29655710
fuck off, reverse search gives nothing
>>29655579
God the girl in the pic is absolutely gorgeous. Wouldn't even fap to her pics she's too pure
>>29655647
Vladimir, mostly
>>29655647
I'd hang with Pyotr or Vladimir most likely.
>>29655647
mix of vladimir and sergey
>tfw actually eastern european
>>29655647
igor boi
>be slightly drunk
>exaggerate how drunk I am to entertain girl I like
>say a bunch of inappropriate things to her thinking I can just blame my drunkenness later
>>29655647
igor no one likes me because i become really dumb and say stupid shit around people it fucking sucks
>>29655647
Vladimir. His description describes me almost perfectly
>Listen to classical music
>Often deep in thought
>Silent around most people, except my closest friends
>Highly intelligent/wise
>Eastern European
>>29657320
>be drunk all the time because alcoholism
>no friends so I can not say random shit to anyone
Tfw you don't give fuck anyway because alcoholism
>>29657320
Why do drinkers believe that people won't immediately lose respect for them if they see them drunk?
>>29657436
That describes me accurately too,
except im not eastern european
>>29657436
Claim your fedora now.
