ITT: We share our most autistic and haunting fuck ups.
>be me
>first week at uni so trying to break out of my autistic cage
>be at house party with people I barely know
>didn't know I was supposed to bring my own drinks
>kind of just standing around like a faggot
>eventually someone comes over and is like "anon just head to the kitchen and help yourself" then says some shit about them heading out to the club soon
>go to kitchen, no alcohol around, atleast not that I can see
>didn't want to appear rude by coming back with nothing
>look in cupboard, find pot of cocoa powder
>figure it's better than nothing, pour some out into a cup and grab a spoon
>head back to main room eating fucking powdered cocoa powder
>spilling it everywhere because as I breathe it gets blown around
>everyone looking at me like I'm a fucking clown
>a few people across the room burst out laughing (though they were trying to find it)
>realise my mistake but have to play it cool now
>mouth is getting really dry now but I just keep eating it
>begin to cough, quite a lot of it goes on the floor
>everyone looking at me
>begin crying and just walk out with my cup and spoon
>don't get invited back by anyone and spend the next 2 years alone
>be at the shops
>downsy girl walks by
>immediately yell, "Where my chromosomes at?"
>mfw I made her cry
>mfw I'm kicked out for harassing customers
>>29655386
That's terrible anon.
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>>29655262
Jesus christ anon, usually I'd say most people are overacting when they have to "cut all contact" with people after fucking up, but I think it's appropriate in your case.
Unless you have a particular personally that's real fucking autistic.
>second year of highschool
>unironically wore trench coat and arm bands to school
>weaboo on top of it
>tell everyone that my grandparents were Japanese and moved to America
>they really weren't
>white as fuck
>one day doing class presentation on foreign cultures
>bullshit about my Japanese heritage
>one guy calls me out on it
>get defensive and decide the only way to convince the class is to debate him in "my native language"
>start loudly yelling random words at him
>AYATO
>MASAKA
>BAKANA
>BAKAA
>too stupid to realize how retarded that shit was until grad
>be at work
>boss invites us over in one of the shared rooms to celebrate his birthday
>there's cake and champagne
>I attack the cake and champagne almost immediately
>see girl I like *a lot*, we had actually went out once by this time but nothing happened
>I see two forks in her plate and a lot of cake
>she says "well I see you got some already, I was going to offer you to share this one"
>I want to say something to the effect of "the more, the merrier!"
>I say "why would we share it"
>realize how stupid I am
>I stand silent
>say nothing much
>shit is fucking awkward ever since
>want to kms
>>29655262
If I had been you, I would have made myself a drink by adding some water to that cocoa powder, unless the water in your area wasn't clean enough.
>>29655262
kekekekek the ultimate "I don't understand social ques".
>>29655844
What was I meant to do google "how to act at a party"? :,(
>>29655677
Lol you kids were the best in hs always entertaining to a pothead loser like me. At least I kept my anime behind closed doors
>>29656458
normies know not to fill a cup full of fucking cocoa powder in order to mimic having a drink.
