*blocks your path*
*jacket billows in the wind*
This is the end of the road for you...
No. 4U. *unzips dicks*
>>29654669
*spits in portable spitoon TING* step aside pardner, I gots to go see a fella about a mule...
*poncho flowin in the wind*..three coffins filled today, I'd hate to make it four...
>>29654767
*Pulls up in a caddy with 10 inch rims* "Ayy yo hol up" smacks lips
YOU'RE JUST ANOTHER NOTCH ON MY BLADE, KID
*looks up at you*
*stares into your eyes, penetrating them*
*starts walking towards while drawing sword*
Aaaaaaaare yoooooou suuuuure you want to do this?
>>29654786
*rustles cattle*...make that five..
*keeps on wranglin on, doesn't hol up*
>>29654669
Yes its is!!!
Throws self onto your blade commiting suicide
>>29654786
10 inch rims are you fucking stupid or something. A fucking base model civic from the 90's has 14 inch to 16 inch rims.
What backwards nation did you go to to find 10 inch rims.
>>29654786
*pullovers the vehicle behind you*
*slowly approaches the car*
*knocks onto glass three times*
Licence and registration sir
>>29654767
*smirks*
*adjusts shades so that they appear completely white*
I don't think you heard me...
*rushes at you*
BUT YOU'LL HEAR THIS!
*blade glows blood red and the screams of 1000 tormented souls fill the air*
HOWLING DEVIL JUTSU! HIIIIYAAA!
>*gives monitor a puzzled look*
yare yare
>>29654824
*rolls cigarette one handed*..now pardner, them's fightin words...
*strikes match on boot, lights cigarette*...you never insult a man's horse...
>>29654851
*cuts your head from monitor*
ovarida
>>29654839
*pulls out six shooter*..DRAW PILGRIM
*five shots, 3 ricochet, 2 aimed at you*..Hm..
*you stop dead in your boots, falls over dead landing on your own weapon, impaling yourself*...Make that six coffins...heh
>>29654824
10 inch rims were really fuckin cool at one point.
Eventually bigger is better took over and people started going for 20's plus
Now I think it's all about having big tires.
*sees a ruckus forming in the distance*
heh.... I wonder if I will need to sort this mess out...
>>29654945
stfu faggot from behind the bleachers said one man with not so much hair on his head
girlfriend looks the other way.
stab stab stab
>>29654945
*sees man observing ruckus from my invisibility skill*
heh...poor sap...he doesn't even know im here...
*goes uninvisible in front you*
boo
*teleports behind you and slits your throat*
nice try, kid.
>>29654945
*red eyes glowing from darkness*
it's not your time yet...
they are too weak for you...
>>29654669
who are you? *unzips dick*
>>29654914
7
*snaps fingers and you die, your revolver clicking when you realize you're out of bullets*
*unzips dicks* *fks ur ass* ur pretty good... for a kid...
>>29654965
*drops down dead*
*suddenly appears in front of you and stabs you 100 times*
you sorry fool, you fell for my shadow clone technique
>>29654987
*senses that an otherworldly being is watching me*
>>29654767
*nerfs you*
Not so tough now, are ya McCree?
>>29654996
*the missus comes out with smellin salts, brings me back* I reckon eight...
*shoots you with last bullet dead center in the forehead*
*trees blowing and rustling*
*jumping from tree to tree*
*jumps down and does a flip midair*
*ground shakes and dirt comes flying up*
*stands up*
Hehehehehehe, what do we have here?
>>29655001
*iranian national anthem playing* VAT ARE YOU, MICHAEL JORDAN EHM, EH JACKSON??
*Slaps chest, cameraman zoom it* YOU MAKE ME SICK, EMBARASSING
*Off the ropes, comes running back, clothesline* YOU MAKE YOU FUCK FOR YOURSELF, I MAKE YOU HAUWMBUL
*picks you up, suplex, kicks you over, camel clutch* I BLREEK YOUR BACK, *I* FUCK YOUR ASS
*fks ur ass* SHEIKY BABY NUMBER VUN, IRAN NUMBER VUN, USA? HAUCK-TOEY!!
*walks away*
Thank god I don't have autism.
>>29654669
*teleports behind you*
"Oh, I think it's just the beginning" I whisper with a wicked sense of humor
*unzipps dick*
"I think i"m gonna have a little fun with you!" I say with crooked nihilistic smile
*my dick teleports into your asshole*
*I start thrusting intelligently*
*unzips ar-15*
*puts in fresh clip*
*clicks into full auto*
bringing a sword to a gun fight? heh....
What's the matter, kid? *wind blowing, blows my white hair across my face*
Surprised I predicted you're every move? ...Psh, we're jus gettin started..
*eyes glow red*
>>29655096
*you end you walking in the same spot*
heh, it seems you've fallen under my trehundretusexteenu degree jutsu...
>>29655096
*blocks your path*
Where do you think you're going?
>>29655039
McCree is still a great hero for melting squishes
T. High noon pro
*calls the banners*
*1300 knights and 12000 infantry rally to my side*
VINCERE NEL MORI!! DEUS VULT!!
*we charge into the fray*
hrmph! You think im playing?
*lobs flash grenade at you*
now you see me, now you dont!
*teleports up into an oaktree*
*gently rustles branch causing leaves to fall onto your head*
u gotta be quicker than that kiddo
*teleport behind you and stabs you with my great grandfather's enchanted dagger*
you almost make this too easy! ALMOST IS NOT ENOUGH!!!
*quickly pull dagger out of your back and collect your blood in a vial then vanish in a cloud of smoke*
heh another for the collection kiddo.
>>29655187
*Gets slowly rekt by the Seljuk Turks*
>>29655109
*disappear for a second*
*appears behind you*
*the ar-15 barrel falls down*
What is the matter kid? Scared?
>>29655219
heh... you only cut my gun's clone. if you were perceptive you would've noticed
*teleports away*
surprised..? you didn't think i was an ordinary navy seal did you?
>>29655219
>>29655311
*watches fight from distance*
*lights a cigarette*
*inhales and exhales thick smoke*
*smirks*
heh, this is going to be interesting...
>>29655311
*stares angrily at you*
You're going to regret making me look like a fool.
*comes charging at you*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>29655389
*watches you while in my ghost form*
*you feel a terrifying presence followed by a tap on the shoulder*
nice evening isn't it kid? heh
these threads are amusing
>>29655407
don't let your emotions get the better of you... kid... it will be your downfall..
*fires AR directly at you*
*teleports bullets so they come at you from all directions*
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*tip toe on katana stabbed into a tree*
*observing the fight in the distance, shadows over my face*
[in mind] hmmm..I could wipe them all out if I wanted to.
[out loud]...ants.
>>29655429
*grabs ghost trap from backpack*
heh, you think i didnt knew about you?
*barrel rolls and grabs proton pack*
*fixes necktie*
*ghostbusters starts playing in the background*
*smirks*
heh, lets dance ugly...
that's right, fight among yourselves
>>29655533
*silently watches you*
*Whispers behind back*
How pathetic.
*blitzes you and cuts every cell in your body in 1 second*
Tck, I wasn't even at full power
DA, DA, HOL' UP
*swigs vodka*
IS YOU SAYINGS
*drinks boiled cabbage soup*
DA, TOVARISCH, IS YOU SAYINGS
*drunkenly wrecks car, tearing down multiple telephone poles*
AM I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU IS SAYINGS
*beats up an older woman for pocket change*
YOU IS SAYING, YASNO
*squats*
YOU IS SAYING WE
*wears tracksuit*
YOU IS SAYING WE IS WORLD POWER AND SHIT?
*believes putin*
DEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRMO
>>29655460
*bullets hit me but do no damage*
*fire starts to surround my body*
*the fire is growing bigger and stronger*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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*sullenly looks into pocket mirror facing reflection off lake water into telescope of a man using flag signals to relay what is happening*..pitiful..I wouldn't wipe my nose with the likes of these miserable welps..
>>29654669
*Calls your mommy*
You're in for it now autismo.
>>29655594
*laugh from the tree in front of the one where my fake body double used to be*
HEY, KID!
*sarcastically salute you*
Didn't your mommy tell you not to play with table knives?
*whistle at you from yet another tree*
Which ones the REAL me, huh?
*cover half of my face with my jacket's tail*
And you retards wonder why you can't get a woman
>>29655684
*tap you on the shoulder with my Haitsun-kan blade*
ya miss me or ya missed me?
*smirk*
>>29655733Fucking kill yourself normie, these threads are funny as fuck
>>29655733
hey kiddo... leave the lady out of this... i'd hate to make you my PUPPET!! heh *hides half of my face with my cape and vanishes*
>>29655733
I am being absolutely serious. Undo yourself.
*watches silently from the face of a cliff*
hmph... patetic... I guess i'll end this all right now...
*point my 7ft 150lbs demon blade towards the battleground*
FROM A DEVIL'S SOUL
I CAST THIS SPELL
TO RELEASE THINE FURY AND SUFFERING
OF THOSE WRETCHED ONES
ONTO THE MORTALS
OF THIS WORLD...
heh...
SOUL STREAAAAM OF TORMENT... RELEEEEEASE!!!!!
*blade explodes with black fumes of fury, and a horrendous beam fires towards all of you cowards, the sound of every tormented soul that gives me power can be heard screaming as it flies toward you*
*a massive explosion occurs, and demonic black fumes of despair slowly cause all of your bodies to melt and fall apart*
heh... it's really no fun when it's this easy...
>>29655733
*grabs book*
*flips pages magically*
*point finger on a page*
Hmmmm, a normie huh.
Ah, I see.
*closes book*
*smirks*
You better run kid, you're out of your element.
*energy vortex starts building up around me*
You're still standing? Heh, you just don't know when to quit do ya kid?
>>29655665
shit.. have to restrategize
*sets up clone in your path*
*teleports a safe distance away*
You think a weapon stands a chance in the face of Hokuto Shinken?
If you are a mane, you will use your fists.
*muffled Ai wo torimodose playing in the distance*
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA...AAAAWOOOOTAAAAAAAAAAA!
*HOKUTO...HYAKURETSU KEN!*
(TL note: HYAKURETSU KEN means Hundred Crackhead domo arigato mister roboto fist)
Filthy Crimineable, you are already wa mo shindeiru!
PSSSSSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR
Yeah, I was there yesterday too. Is this the birth of an epin new meemoo?
>>29655737
*I tap you on the shoulder with the katana and wakizashi I'm holding in my right hand*
I could ask you the same thing...
*I swing the German longsword in my left hand at your head, splitting it open and splattering your blood over my face*
*camera focuses on my mouth, which curls into a wicked smile, revealing sharp fangs*
*camera pans up to reveal my purple glowing God Eye*
>>29655733
Heh..broads only slow me down pal. Them and their friends always laugh out of shy nervousness when I walk by with my blade steadily at my side. I mostly don't acknowledge them but when I give them the smirk or a whipping out of my steel they laugh more or run away respectively from shyness. My virginity keeps me sharp. I have to protect it like i protect my master's secret finishing move. heh..pal, I could get your woman just as fast as...
*snap fingers*
*disappear in a puff of mist*
*cut your head clean off*
...this.
I love these threads. You imaginative anons are the best.
>>29654669
"okay kid, just take off your glasses I'd feel guilty punching a kid with glasses"
*dumb pleb takes of glasses*
*pepper sprays you on the eyes*
xD
"should've worked on your blind swordsmanship"
>>29655808
*I rise from the haze, casually brushing myself off*
Kinda breezy out today, huh?
*Pull out my totally sweet looking machine gun*
You just brought a knife to a gunfight, kid.
*unleash a flurry of bullets, shedding the landscape to shit*
Keepin' it stylish!
*A demonic huge fireball flies off and explodes, incinerating everything*
Return to ashes, kid.
*Withdraws cooly*
*sets facecam down on floor, gets on hands/knees in front of camera* Ohhh boysss, heard you were having a bit of a tiff, hmhmhm ^_^
*perks ass right up into the camera, only wearing panties* It sure is hot out today huh? Here, let mummy cool you all down..
*BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAPPPPPPPFFFTTTTFFFFFFFRRRRRRRPPPPFFFFFF* tee hee, there, doesn't that feel nice?? ;^)
>>29655665
*grabs a bucket of kerosene*
*throws it at you*
[Muffled ragtime music plays in the distance]
*tap dances away with my barbershop quartet behind me*
>>29655808
*gently and regally floats down from the sky*
*a light aura illuminating a gentile being*
*7 feet wide angel wings glowing*
I am the angel of death. You demons have no place in my realm.
*pulls out giant scythe with an insidious black energy surrounding it*
Now die trash.
*swings down scythe and cuts you in half*
*the swing opens up a 5 mile wide rift in the ground and holy hellfire sprouts from it, further destroying you*
You have been undone.
Tsk...
*crosses arms and looks down*
You're 100 years too early to face me...
>>29655845
*opens door*
Hey Bro, could you keep it down? Me and Bella are trying to watch movie. If you're going to the shop could you pick me a sixpack and a pack of trojan magnums?
Thanks bro.
*closes the door*
*bella starts giggling*
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1 YEAR AGO EVERYBODY ON THIS BOARD WAS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW NOT TO USE ASTERISKS LIKE A FUCKING LELSORANDUMB REDDITOR
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
LITERALLY 2007 FULL MEME CIRCLE FUCKING END YOURSELVES
>>29655842
*smashes clone*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHERE ARE YOU??? ARE YOU SCARED? I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN PUNK!
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>29655971
kill yourselves you laughably unfunny fucks
>>29655880
*drops an uneaten chocolate cake in front of you*
Heh, know what would be funny?
*proceeds to set up the camera again*
>>29655941
KEK
nice change
>>29655957
*giggling* oh anon, honey, you really should settle down, be a good boy now or mummy won't make you your easy mac and tendies tonight
*pulls down panties, revealing sweaty, moist, wet starfish, ass pointed in your face* here, its a real swelter out today, this should help cool you down, settle you down a bit hmm? :)
(wet)*BBLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPTTTT* nuthin personnel, anon, mummy loves you very much!
>>29655971
kids like you shouldn't stand in one place for too long..
*aims at you*
*charges energy beam from AR*
>>29655941
*opens the door*
*says something under my breath*
>Hey, bro, what gives? What are you saying?
[a little louder] ...la ... I...
>What?
THAT'S "BELLA AND I", NOT "ME AND BELLA"!
*I'm enveloped in a spiky golden aura of energy*
That's the last grammatical error you'll ever make...
*turns away but raises hand to face you*
>No, wait! Stop! I'm so-
*obliterates you with a one-handed ki blast*
>>29655978
*phases behind you*
Tsk. Quiet yourself subhuman.
*shoves hand in skull and rips out brain*
Learn your place nigger.
*cleans off hand*
*rolls into thread*
*lets out huge fart*
Ahhhhhh....relief...
*rolls out*
*Surrounds you with SS men*
Huh, so it's you who's been trying to undermine the strength of the German volk.
*unsheathes Zyklon B*
THAT STOPS NOW!
*builds a death camp around you and rides off into the distance in his Mercedes*
>>29656021
*wipes off the yellow pudding*
Bro, we talked about throwing food inside the house.
Totally not cool bro.
Are you going to behave yourself or i'll have to call to your therapist?
*slams door*
*whispers "what a moron" *
>>29654669
*be me*
*starts playing of roles*
KAMAHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*everyone in thread is kill*
heh
*takes a shit*
(Heh.)
(It's a Hologram.)
>>29656076
*opens door again*
*draws katana in right hand and kukri in left hand*
*gets into fighting stance*
You dare to mock me, you meathead?
Come on, Bella, we're leaving... before things get messy.
>>29656065
Heh, not so fast
*brings in refugees
I'm done playing around adolf
*creates PAN American Union
YOUR WHITE RACE ENDS HERE
>>29656095
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHERE R U YOU FOUCKIONG NORMIESSSS
I WILLKILL U WUITH ME FISTS
PUNCH PUNCH PUNC
*punches in the air and looks very cool*
>>29655957
*3 asterisk shurikens thud into the wall next to your head*
*laughing emerges from the dark*
relax kiddo, if I wanted to kill you you'd already be dead, the ancient art of seji-no jutsu was indeed banished in 2007, but we are above your rules
*HIDES THREAD*
*SAGE IN ALL FIELDS*
*NOTHING PERSONEL KID*
>>29656152
*the sound of grinding metal is heard*
*the earth shakes and buildings crumble*
FOOLS! DID YOU HONESTLY THINK THAT EITHER OF YOU WOULD SURVIVE THIS!?
*raises arms summoning an infinite amount of untrained unarmed conscripts*
YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE RED HORDE!
>>29656212
O NO YOU DIDNT U FUCKKY
*TAKES OUT PENIS*
HERE TAAAAAKEE THHHHHHHHHIIIIIISSSSS
*BENIS IN STRAIGHT MAN BOOTY*
*begins omega ultra tHRUSTING*
YOU WONT BE ABLE TO STAND FOR DAYS HAHAHA
>>29656244
*overhears you saying you won't be able to stand for days*
Well, you did it now kid, my sides are gone
*they start floating away from me and into the sky*
SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE ACTIVATED, PLEASE EVACUATE
>>29655917
Heh, we'll see about that
*teleports right in front of your face*
*grabs your throat*
*your powers are transfered to me through contact*
I forgot to mention I'm a psychic vampire *smirks*
*throws your useless body to the ground*
Heh, child's play...
How did all of you get so damn good at writing cringey RP?
I'm tellin dad you're playin with his sword again.
*gazes into interdimensional globe*
pitiful....
*tips*
this dimension is beyond repair, it must be expunged.
*waves hand over globe causing whole dimension to undergo a big crunch*
Use my pepper spray on him. I've done it in the past on a guy who was wearing sunglasses so I know thats not going to stop him from crying like a bitch on the ground.
Anon put that away and mow the lawn!
who can summerize this thread?
>>29654821
I dunno why but I fucking died
*takes a bite of an apple while watching everyone*
Amateurs...
>>29656940
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE TAKE MY MAN BOOBIESSSSSSS
*starts running furiously at you with man boobies swinging left and right*
>>29656863
*insert anime/manga reference*
heh, [insert sarcastic comment]
*insert verb or raging in japanese*
The sad part is there are people itt who aren't being ironic.
This is how we ended up with that kid literally "REEEEing" at his parents. People who come to this board and take it seriously.
>>29656971
>implying we just aren't good at being retarded
autism is art. you can't just put anything between asterisks. it has to fit in and mold itself to become truly autistic.
>>29656971
>People who come to this board and take it seriously.
you fell for the bait
we're pretending to be autistic and silly, nobody actually enjoys this besides little kids.
use common sense man haha
>>29654669
"today....is a good day to die"
*le throws myself on sword*
