Good Friday robots!
Let's share some fond memories with family/siblings/friends back from our childhood.
I'll start and post some more to bump the thread.
>Be 12 or so, lil bro is 4
>Summer, and hot as fuck, so we went to the waterpark. Even dad went and he was a die hard shut in
>Going on the waterslides, asking my dad for money to go get ice cream at the tiny store in the park, staring at girls and getting giggles back
>Mom was helping my lil bro lose his fear of swimming, making him paddle in the kiddie pool
>Dad goes ''I got a better idea''
>Go to regular waterslide, dad tells mom to wait down by the pool for my little brother, sends him down on his own
>Can hear my brother giggling and laughing and screaming with excitement all the way down
>Mom is extra scared, gets in front of the waterslide exit, waiting for him
>Small kid + Big water slide = Tons of speed (I assume)
>Bro launches out of the slide like a torpedo and his little legs hit my mom's nose at full speed, even knocks her sunglasses away
>Dad is fucking hysterical, has to hold on to the railing, we're both dying with laughter
>Mom is visibly pissed
>She's arguing all the way back home, and as soon as she goes quiet, me and my dad laugh under our breath, which sets her off again
>Shower, get home, get Happy Meals and Rocket Power toys
>At around ten, can hear faint music in the living room, bro already asleep.
>Head down, can see the living room from the stairs
>My mom's nose looks worse, swollen and red, but my dad's holding her and they're slow dancing to Year Of The Cat
Makes me happy they're still together.
that was such a warm fuzzy story. Thanks for sharing anon
My dad taught me how to ride a donkey.
that was fun.
>>29654499
Thanks anon! Nice dubs
Be 5-6, big bro is 10, celebrating the holidays
>mom's filming us opening our presents on Christmas morning
>brother gets an N64 and Mario 64, he was fucking ecstatic, not memekid-like but close
>lifts up the box and hits the xmas tree, which makes it fall down directly on top of him
>I get scared and start crying
>bro notices me crying, lifts his hand in a clenched fist, can only see his arm bursting through the tree leaves, like someone buried.
>I fucking explode with laughter, can't remember ever laughing that hard again, tears and all.
>spend the rest of the day watching him swim at the castle entrance, because it took him two months to realize he could enter the frames inside.
>>29654589
Bumping with another story
Fast forward 5 years
>GC time
>Got my ass beat in katare lesson, felt salty and punched the kid in the face
>Banned for the day for being disrespectful/a bad sport/a little bitch
>Still an hour left for my dad to come, didn't want the sensei to tell him what I'd done.
>Brother went to music school two blocks away, go, explain what happened
>We take a bus home and make up a story on how the kid was a bully
>Wait for dad to come home from work, watch bro play Animal Crossing
>Fucking dumbfounded on how it was raining outside and in the game
>I break my piggy bank and give it to my bro to thank him
>He orders a pizza
>We eat pizza while it's raining outside and play some Mario Kart Double Dash
Dad still beat my ass because I lied, but it was a great afternoon nonetheless.
bumping my dude
Here's a story from my childhood I will never forget.
>walking through woods
>hear the tree tops rustling
>look up
>fucking sasuke-san-chan-juan-don-sensei shows up
>"heh, where do you think you're goin' kid?"
>"i'm walkin' through the woods"
>"well, you better hope you stand as much as these trees, punk"
>pulls out katana
>"heh, little do you know...", I say
>*pull out my cock*
>"i am an excellent wizard"
>"BWAHHH", said the sasuke-samurai
>"i hope you stand well, since you're about to be hit with a bunch of wood"
>gets his katana ready
>try to hit him
>he slices my cock in two
>"heh, look what you've done"
>the cut off cock turns into a parasite that goes up his ass
>he is trembling in fear on the ground
>parasite makes it to his left eye
>his nose is bleeding and it is eating his eye
>the parasite makes it back to my cock and morphs back as my cock
>"well samurai, you didn't stand..."
>tuck up glasses
>"...like these trees"
>YYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
>CSI: MIAMI
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