>be me
>NEETlord
>get up bright and early
>drive out onto the highway
>stop on the shoulder by a bridge
>wagies on the way to slave jobs slow down because they think I'm a cop
>rear end accident
>traffic jam
>wagies late for work
>i drive home
fucking wagies never learn.
>>29654081
>be me
>beta manchild autist
Ftfy
>>29654081
>rear end accident
Is it an American thing for people to like, never ever drive with appropriate spacing, even in heavy traffic?
pretty funny, neeter
>>29654150
Wagies are always pressed for time. Though they waste a shit ton of time because they "need" to watch tv, "need" to go window shopping, "need" to drive 60 miles away to meet with an old friend. Wagies can't manage their life, that's why they're always late even when always speeding.
>>29654081
no one is going to mistake your 20 year old shit kicker station wagon for a police car, lad.
>>29654127
>>29654191
Is wagie salt the best kind? I believe it is.
>>29654081
You don't even have money for maintenance a car cost like insurence/gas/part etc... NEETlord
>>29654556
>this is what wagie ACTUALLY believe
>Neetslaves in every other thread
>"Wahh, life sucks, no gf, no friends, etc."
>Neetslaves in wagecuck threads
>"Nothingpersonalkid" tier exploits
You people are adorable. It's like watching the sped kids have recess back in high school.
>>29654970
This. If NEET life was all they cracked it up to be /r9k/ would be one of the happiest boards.
>>29654150
Nah, most people are just dumb and keep thinking that if they climb on top of the car ahead of them they will somehow get to the place they're going sooner.
>>29654081
Thisis a true story. I was there.
>Be wagecuck
>Get paid
>>29654970
I especially love the free time meme they throw around so often.
They have all the free time in the world, but because they lack in real life experience and managing their own lives, they can't manage their free time worth a shit.
I'm a wagie and also a normalgay and in the little ammount of free time I get I manage to do kick boxing 3 times a week, see friends, spend time with my family, go camping once in a while, work in my garage, go outside to take a walk or enjoy any other outdoor activity.
The NEETslave spends 24/7 shitposting on /r9k/ and contemplating suicide.
WEW LAD, I sure envy your shitty life!
>>29655747
>be NEET
>get paid with your money
>be wagie
>get paid a pittance for selling your life
>until you get fired
>>29656201
>Every wagecuck works at Subway meme
>Every wgecuck is paid a pittance meme
>Implying I didn't choose my career and am not happy about my choices.
Keep justifying yourself, NEETslave. Without this conveninet system you are so happy to parasite upon, you wouldn't know shit about taking care of yourself and die. I hope you enjoy it while it last and I hope for you that society doesn't crumble before you die.
Keep in mind that you choose where you are in life and that everything I have today is a consequences of my choices, I'm fully aware of this and accept it gladly.
>>29655809
that is a vocal minority
we true NEETs are above such petty concerns
>>29657192
So how many operas have you written today neetslave with all that enlightened free time?
>>29657238
i've taken 284 pages of notes over the last two years
>>29656333
Trips of truth Kek has spoken
Neetslaves BTFO eternally
>>29657259
>i've taken 284 pages of notes over the last two years
>284 pages of notes
>in 2 years
>not even one full fucking script
10/10 must be really useful all that free time
>>29657385
how many "scripts" have you written then
>hear wagie come home
>left dog-shit uncleaned in their room
>emptied their drinks [that they just got yesterday] from 4/4ths to 1/4ths because they did not get me thet type of soda i wanted
>flushed some of their food down the toilet like ham and watermelon and a hotdog because they forgot to buy me a packet of chips
>ruined finding dory for my mom because she did not watch the history of hitler with me [she is a sjw]
>left backdoor open and their AC bill went up to 75usd because i do not wanna keep a watch on their dogs
>get 700usd tax-free rent-free bill-free from ssi each month
how devilish am i?
>>29657405
>Reusing the question
Pretty bad situation, fatso.also not that anon
>>29657450
>Then I woke-up, shitted myself and started crying for my failure of a life
>>29657474
i'm not fat and it's a fair question
>>29657385
>Not even one page a day.
>Not even 3 pages a week.
>>29657491
>Why didn't you do what I was supposed to do?
Lack of education comes along with lack of logic.
>>29657500
it's called quality over quantity you pleb
>>29657490
lol
>shit myself
www.nuxed.com/moon
>fail at life
atleast am not a wagie. ;]
>>29657510
i still haven't accepted that i'm supposed to have written a script in order to prove to you that i'm doing something productive with my free time
>>29657519
Let's the quality of your work, then.
>>29657553
No, you're just a fat neckbearded manchild with a miserable existence of nothingness. It's much worse.
>>29657591
i only show my work to fellow neets
>>29657259
>not having a 600page book named white pages and the whole book is just blank pages but the cover is fancy.
>>29657626
>i only show my work to fellow neets
translation : I have absolutely nothing to show
>>29657647
yeah nothing to show to you
>>29657663
keep making up shit that will help you>implying im not a neetshitter too
>>29654081
>NEET
>drive
>>29657687
why would i bother lying
>>29657712
Wow, the proof of your "quality over quantity".
>>29657610
>fat
5'7/140lbs and have trouble gaining weight but if you say am 'fat' then i heard fucking helps burn as you feel the bern. while mr.nose is fucking ye hole, mind taking this smelly neet dick in another?
>neckbeard
there is a program where i could get on that normies and wagies will drive to where i am and give me a bath/brush my teeth for me/help me get in my jamjams/wipe me bumbum and much much more of the daily neet struggle. we neets have to move very slow and get out of bed safely to not pull a muscle or strain ourselfs. a nap helps at best.
>>29655056
I hate being a wagecuck for this reason alone, and yet there's a hundred other fucking horrible things about it. I want to deal with the general public as little as possible not be forced to fucking get tailgated and flipped off by them everyday, I understand why people go on killing sprees. I wish gunmen good luck on killing as many as possible because these people deserve it. Wagecuckery has taught me that humanity isn't worth saving, but worth destroying.
>>29657749
>translation : I have absolutely nothing to show
i have literally just showed you something
>>29657760
Show us the QUALITY of your work, not the QUANTITY.
>>29657806
but anon, he is writing about your life. little roachie. ;]
>>29657806
>Show us the QUALITY of your work, not the QUANTITY.
how do i know you won't steal it
>>29657755
>And that's why I'm on /R9K/
>>29654081
>be me
>NEET masterrace
>get up early
>hitchike
>a wagecuck gives me a lift
>I keep telling him to relax and drive slow since I have no appointments and I'm going nowhere in particular
>he freaks out after 5 minutes
>tells me to shut up
>ask him what's the problem
>he punches me and crashes against another car
>when the police arrives I tell them he punched me for no reason
>he gets arrested
>after a couple of months the court sentences him to 3 months of so of community work
>has to pay me 3000 euros
wagecucks are truly pathetic
>>29657823
He can't write about yours, since you don't have one.
>>29657830
>Running out of excuses
>>29657852
>Then I woke-up and cryed because it was just a dream and in real life I'm a friendless loser
>>29657873
but i do have a (you). thanks. ;]
>>29657852
I count six major plotholes in your story, none of that made any sense.
>>29657905
I also write Game of Thrones episodes in my free time
>>29657873
i've got a lot of excuses, here's another one
i don't like you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrdoynCu6F8
can a wagie watch this whole video?
>>29657927
>Now, if you excuse me, I have to go back in the basement and cry about the life I don't have
Being a loser even on /R9K/ is one of the saddest thing ever.
>>29654081
>he LITERALLY lives off the tit of the government
>>29657971
none of these things are accurate
>>29655809
And yet, you're here. LOOOOSSSSEEERRRRR!
I wish I could be a neet, but my nation is hateful
>>29657952
Nice cringe compilation material.
>>29657995
>he literally gets fuck by the tit of the government
wagecucks aren't even worth the government's penis
>>29658012
So are you and your NEET friends, faggot.
>>29658029
CRINGE DETECTED
YOU'RE GETTING POSTED IN THE NEXT CRINGE THREAD BUDDY
>finish college and become wagie 1 year ago
>move out on my own
>leveling up my apartment constantly
>got a nice 50" tv instead of my old NEET tier 32"
>getting all the dope ass furniture
>it's like playing The Sims only IRL
>buy the finest tendies from Whole Foods
>dip them in fine bbq sauce
>wash it down with some prosciutto and red wine
>get high and play video games after
>start to get tired
>lay on the couch with my blankie and watch some Netflix or Plex
>cat jumps on the couch and curls up with me
>tfw cozy as fuck
I don't regret my NEET days many years ago but I definitely don't regret ascending either
>>29658098
click on some of me other videos. ;]
>>29657952
Fucking gold, wish he burped like a pig.
>>29657995
I'd rather live off their tit than take their dick, your move wagie.
>>29658098
>I'm not crying...
>I'M NOT CRYING!!!
>>29658103
>ascending
>wagie
oh, the ironing
>>29654081
This sounds boring desu
>>29658098
have some more; https://myspace.com/nuxed/videos
>>29658169
LMFAO #EMBARASSING BITCH
>>29654081
>NEET
>Having a car
>>29654191
> caring more about social status from vehicles than their actual use in transportation
I could buy a Lamborghini at this point shitlord but I don't want to waste money on cars to show off like you idiots do.
>>29654150
despite every driving class and DMV instructor forcing the point that you're supposed to keep a cushion of space around your car, people will still go 70 in a 45 and wonder why they end up slamming into the car in front of them.
American drivers are mostly subhumans who can't comprehend that a 2000+ pound hunk of metal moving at high speeds can end or ruin someone's life.
>>29658532
> t. investor-class NEET
Probably subsidizes the other NEETs as well. Some kind of king of NEETs.
>>29658532
>NEET
>buy
