> Be me, 19
> Not a genetic failure in terms of looks, but social skills are lacking
> Dad is 40 years old
> ripped fucker he is
> went to prison for four years for manufacturing and selling meth
> spent his entire time in prison working out
> joins aryan brotherhood, shaves head and gets SS tattoo, the pyramid illuminati thing, my name in old English font on his back
> acts really fucking alpha
> one day pulls over in traffic and beats the living shit outta this one
black dude
> ay yo cracka why you such a punk-ass honky
> dad says nigger is gonna wish he was picking cotton
> dad slugs him in the face and slams his head on the hood of the car
> He's white so no cops
> One time we were at a slipknot concert and he started a fucking battle
> it was Halloween so people are in costume
> dad was wearing a KKK robe and hood
> throws a full beer at a dude in a shrek outfit smoking out of a bong
> shrek headbutts a Peter Pan in anger
> chain reactions occur
> it's a madhouse
> or an edgy party
> well it IS a slipknot concert
tl;dr my dad is the alpha every sorry bastard on /b/ wants to be
> pic related, is papa
>>29652304
How are his teeth?
>>29652304
Your dad is a real savage.
I can respect that, I mean it, and so should you.
I Push my fingers into my BUTTTTTTTTT
>>29652304
>every sorry bastard on /b/
go tell them then
>>29652328
OP here
Fairly good. Meth didn't rot his teeth out. He's lucky.
>>29652304
Your dad sounds like a racist asshole
>>29652372
OP's magnificent father is simply an educated and up-front individual. You're a faggot for loving niggers.
>>29652304
Is this your dad? I'm sorry to hear about his death tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnaMSjstkWo
>>29652403
he's an uncivilized criminal animal. if you hate niggers you should hate him too.
>>29652411
No. My dad is completely bald on top.
>>29652424
OP here.
The black dude nearly killed us in traffic. Cut us off in the middle of the freeway in the DFW area.
>>29652304
>40 years old
>slipknot concert
>>29652304
I guess that explains /pol//: white trash from the middle of nowhere who got caught up in prison culture, which radiated toward deprivileged backwoods NEETs without the firsthand experience of prison, starting a mass movement of internet white supremacists.
>>29652304
Sounds like a real degenerate, glad you appreciate him though.
>>29652424
I donno, so far he's only started 2 fights and they seem in opposition to degeneracy. Though he did do meth, hopefully he's stopped. All in all sounds like a good guy who wears his heart on his sleeve.
>>29652482
>any age at all
>Slipknot concert
