>got home drunk last night and had a fap before bed
>accidently "liked" the video without realizing it
>automatically posted to my facebook feed
>My family and all my old high school friends who haven't heard from me in years see I liked "Dirty Talking Tranny Takes Daddy's Dick"
>wake up to see 37 notifications on my facebook page
>delete the video and too scared to click the notifications
>disable my facebook account
>tfw don't know how to fix this
Shouldn't have used a facebook in the first place you normalfag.
>>29652192
Say your Facebook was hacked
Literally all you have to do
Also apology is neededo
>>29652192
>having facebook
>being this normie
>he fell for the social media meme
>>29652192
i can see how that could happen
>>29652192
maybe you can convince them that this isn't you, but inside you know that you jerk it to faggot porn. to fix this you're either going to need to own up to yourself or make a change, hiding and lying wont fix anything, your friends and family have thought of you as a faggot for a long time anyways, most likely
> porn videos having facebook integration
things that don't happen
should have kept your cool and played it off as an edgy joke
dayum this is one of my big fears, but it's your fault for staying logged into facebook and browsing porn.
I'm always hypercautious, but as some other anon mentioned I would most likely pull the hacked card. Maybe you can fill your facebook profile with more junk etc. to make it seem plausible, don't answer any PM (or answer with some cheesy hacker response like "this profile has been hacked by le legion" etc.), and if someone irl talks about it with you you can just say that you can't access it
>>29652192
>not fapping in an incognito window blind to all your social media
this is high school level shit
>>29652246
>normie
>being this 16 years old
>>29652261
he's prolly not a faggot, just too deep down the rabbithole that comes when you fap several times a day for months and then stumble upon trap shit on e.g. /r9k/
>staying logged in on facebook
deserved desu
>>29652192
This is one of the reasons I don't have facebook. I remember back in 2009 on April Fool's moot made it so that whenever you post something on 4chan it goes automatically on your facebook feed. I lol'd since I didn't have facebook but I felt bad for them too
>>29652295
>just too deep down the rabbit hole
this is what i call an excuse, anon will never know peace until he can admit first to himself, then to the world, that he masturbates furiously to fag sex like every day ( e.g. A Faggot)
>>29652294
>being this butthurt when called normie
>>29652265
pornhub and xvideo has integ
>>29652192
Your story sounds exaggerated but this kind of shit DOES HAPPEN with facebook.
Sane thing happened to me only the video got posted to my timeline on my birthday, so everyone who came to my page that day saw it. Not only that, but they thought I was fapping on my birthday instead of going out. I've also done the dreaded "like" on a picture a an old HS crush from 8 years ago when beating off to her pics.
Facebook is TOO dangerous to use. I don't use it anymore, not worth the risk
>>29652809
>I've also done the dreaded "like" on a picture a an old HS crush from 8 years ago when beating off to her pics.
sometimes in some weird way I wish this would happen to me just so she at least knows I think about her. not something weird like an HS pic 8 years ago though.
>>29652192
Hahahahahahahahaha.
If you used icognito mode and made that mistake it would have accessed your fb account right?
>>29652898
I think I talked to the girl once in my life, and it was 8 years ago
>>29652192
>oh yeah my friend did that when I wasn't looking
>hahaha
problem solved
>>29652192
>Dirty Talking Tranny Takes Daddy's Dick
Even worse, its a shemale...
http://www.ashemaletube.com/videos/219587/dirty-talking-tranny-takes-daddys-dick/
OP, PLEASE make screenshot of the notifications
>>29652192
>Not using incognito mode
Or
>Logging your incognito session into FB.
Come on anon. Even if you're drunk, there are steps we take to keep our fappy time and social media separate.
Failure to do so is just plain degeneracy.
>>29652228
>>29652192
this is literally all you need to do, the fact your account got deleted adds even more credibility.
