>intensive reading class
>grill named britney kind of weird and borderline annoying
>one day teacher says something to me
>britney jumps in and says "oh I thot you called me because x, y, z"
>reply "stop being an attention whore, britney"
>class doing that "ooooh" noise
>nobody says shit because she was weird
>inb4 called normie
mind this was the second week of class and I didn't socilize so nobody hated me
> Go to brothers house and he is kinda poor
> See Christmas lights on his neighbors houses but not his
> think he is too poor to buy them
> Tell him and his wife that Christmas lights are expensive and cheap looking
> Leave and see that he turned his Christmas lights on
>>29651316
>visiting sister at her work with my mom (I was like 16 at the time)
>sneak up behind her and cover her eyes while lisping "guess who" like a weirdo
>sister comes out the back of the store
>person in my arms is not my sister
Still consider suicide to this day
>Working as lifeguard at pool
>See a guy with one arm struggling to move a chair
>Go over to help him
>"need a hand?"
>He just stares
>I stare back
>I help him without a word
>>29651316
My sister always says I'm mean if I don't fulfill a request.
>annoying fat girl in high school is an annoying tumblerina pretend-lesbian lil shit
>we are all there in break time
>one friend asks "why you pretend to be a lesbian"
>she's like "Nooo, I AM a lesbian"
>I say "Well, have you never seen those types that are ugly as a sin and start pretending they are gay so it will seem like they are the ones that don't want attention when they are the ones being rejected?"
Girl just stares at me stuck in time, guys giggle
>walking with brother and mother on the street
>me and mother side by side, my brother behind us, behind a fat ass lady and her fat ass son
>my brother walks by the side of the sidewalk
>mother is like "what is your problem?" to him
>"His problem are two fatasses in front of him" I answer pissed off.
>To clearly gay friend who recently came out as gay, but not on the time: "So, you still pretending to date that ugly ass girl to hide that you're a faggot?"
>retards rehearsing a child's play under my brother's window at our building
>some gay ass Cinderella type shit or some shit
>playing some gay ass Disney music with it, some top-quality real time cringe
>Turn on my radio and start booming Waka Flocka's "Ballin' Out" and other hip hop tracks on the maximum volume out the window
>it bothers the retards and they start looking up
>keep playing music for almost half an hour
>look out the window, they are all sitting quietly on the benches down there
>There is a Stacy looking sad as fuck, another girl holding her shoulder saying something to her ear
>boy was I keking
Most of the reason I keep coming back to this board is because I'm a hot-blooded asshole who likes to fuck with people for giggles
>>29651316
>meet a friend of a friend
>we get kind of close
>he takes me to his house
>tells me he has a stepfather and that his brother is either stepbrother of only half-related to him
>meet the brother, he's 8
>tell my friend that I'm surprised he looks nothing like him
>mfw
Hurt both their feelings. But my friends mom is a fucking MILF. Perfect redhead. Goddamn.
>>29653031
>need a hand?
oh my fucking god
>>29652952
Fuck, that is really, really rough
>>29652952
thanks for sharing this anon
>>29651316
>I didn't socilize so nobody hated me
NORMIE FUCK OFF
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUUUUUT!!
>>29652917
hahaha what the shit. i talked to this nigra before.
