The thread that lists what you really like and can't tell anyone.
>I get adrenaline rushes from almost getting arrested, running from the police, and anything that can get me in jail. In anyway that it comes.
My friends wouldn't want to chill with me if they knew. They get scared too easily.
I'm actually obsessed with my sister, like more than the average incest loving guy is (Most of those don't actually have siblings.)
Pretty much exclusively masturbate to her, computer wallpaper is her, phone background is her, etc.
I like the idea of incest but not with anyone in my family. The idea of it is hot but I'd rather it was not my family.
>>29649678
>tfw you can't even tell it here
>>29649712
that's pretty normal to be fair
>>29649694
Are you close to her? Do you interact much?
>>29649741
Yeah but she doesn't know about me being so turned on by her though.
She's in her twenties, like me, when we were younger we did the experiment thing which I guess stuck with me ever since.
>>29649678
I get off on manually trimming my nails by picking on them, then ripping the pieces off while still partially attached. Shit feels so fucking good. Usually it gets a little bloody or hurts, and it kind of makes it better.
>>29649753
What? You two kissed or something?
>>29649797
We slept in the same bed and touched each other and stuff.
We went surprisingly far actually, but I obviously cannot prove that.
>>29649678
I like to wear short shorts and get fucked up the ass.
>>29649812
How often do you see her? Do you hug? Laugh? Smile?
Do you think you connect really well and that fuels your feelings?
>>29649865
Yeah we connect well, we hug, hang out and watch shows together.
I think it's also partially because she's objectively really hot while that's not the case for me, she's by far the most attractive woman I interact with often.
I'm completely straight but uninterested in pussy. I do the whole normal sex thing to keep the girl happy, but if she doesn't give up the ass within the first couple of months, I just move on.
I also like beating and abusing women. It's the best. Pictured: what women should look like, except this is pretty soft.
I like watching this stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaMOrqoMaw0
I know the practice is cruel but I love shotas, especially brown ones that cross dress. 4chan and hentai has ruined my mind
>>29649997
what is this? Soft core teasing from the middle east?
>>29650017
They all rape him eventually.
My roommate recently brought home a new cat, a kitten of indeterminate age (though he guesses somewhere around six months at this point.) He's super cute, playful, snuggly, vocal, gets along great with our other cat. in short he is fucking awesome.
But pretty soon it's going to be time to get him neutered, and I've been thinking about that. I did some research, and the process is - well, I mean they slice open his scrotum and surgically remove his balls. And I can't help thinking, I wouldn't want that done to me. I get why my roommate wants to do it, though, he's an outside cat and will likely spawn broods of new homeless little kittens if precautions aren't taken.
All the same... I was just thinking about it, the other day, how he's never going to really get to have sex the way he ought to. At least, as far as we know, I guess? Basically I've been thinking I should... fool around with the cat. Like, feel him up a little, try to give him the experience of sex, even if it's just me, while he's still got his balls.
Which is... I guess a little uncomfortable, because I'm not - I don't think there's anything wrong with bestiality, I don't think it's gross like a lot of people - I think if you can eat an animal you can probably fuck it too. But I've never really personally saw the appeal. Until now
>>29649997
We need to nuke the middle east.
>>29650045
>dammit why did I laugh so hard at this
>>29650017
It's an Afghan practice where cute boys, from the ages of 11-18 usually dance for a group of men. The guy that gives the most money gets to spend a night with him. So yeah I guess it's teasing for the dudes with no money
>>29649678
aliens impregnating human women.
>feelsoddman.jpg
>>29649889
Even if she's not into you sexually, you seem to have a better relationship than most do with their sister. That's something to appreciate. Maybe some plebs would prefer a girlfriend they could fuck a few times and then get bored of or she gets bored of you. But a caring sister is better than a lot of girlfriends.
>>29649694
Basically the same except with my mother. I fantasize about her all the time and if ever the opportunity was presented to me, I'd have sex with her without a second thought.
>>29649678
I wish that I had hot sex with one of my middle/earlyhigh school teachers. Right in their classrooms, nobody in it but us, fucking on the desk. Basically in one of those /ss/ situations. All of that is too late now and I won't be able to at least have a possibility on having that happen to me.
Every fetish on this list
>>29650301
Same.
>>29650354
>hyper scat
>hyper pregnancy
>human toilets
>unbirth
ok
>>29650301
same. this comment is an original comment.
Fatties
>but i wish i didn't
>>29650354
>>29650390
>Sex Toy Transformation
Does the person transform into a fucking dildo like a transformer.
>>29649678
Loli lezdom
I want to be tied up and abused by a little 5 year old girl. I want her to squeeze my tits with her little hands and for her to sexually abuse me anyway she wants to. I want her to treat me like a toy.
>>29650354
thanks for giving an hours worth of google
>oh shit its the macro starfox guy
>toddlercon
>trophy plaque
>>29650548
yes. classically into a decepticon
>>29650590
AUTOCOCKS, PULL OUT.
oregano.
>>29650354
anon, do you have this archived? Can you mega dump some of it?
>>29651115
Sorry I don't and really I don't plan on creating an archive due to the low amount of links in a lot of folders.
