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2016-07-01 08:36:18 Post No. 29649547
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:36:18 Post No. 29649547 [Report]
I'm friends with Chad and he has a new girl every weekend. Rumor has it he has a legit 10 inch cock and ends up fucking all day.

Chad fucks 50 girls a year at minimum. Each girl getting 4 hours of dick, that's 200 hours of having sex clocked in. 5 years in college gives him 1000 hours of having sex. That's pretty much a master of pussy destruction right there.

You're lucky to get 30 minutes in your entire lifetime. Why the fuck would a girl ever settle for your virgin prick when she can go to any bar and pick up a stud like him who knows how to please her?
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:37:16 Post No.29649562
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:37:16 Post No.29649562 [Report]
>>29649547
10 inches sounds painful as fuck, that's not good thing at all.
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:38:52 Post No.29649581
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:38:52 Post No.29649581 [Report]
> when a 16 year old tries to combine 2-3 old jokes into one and fails to deliver anything even remotely amusing

the post.
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:39:17 Post No.29649586
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>>29649547
>Why the fuck would a girl ever settle for your virgin prick when she can go to any bar and pick up a stud like him who knows how to please her?
WELP
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:41:07 Post No.29649615
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:41:07 Post No.29649615 [Report]
>>29649581
> thinks this post is a joke and not solid philosophical reasoning for suicide
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:41:41 Post No.29649625
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 08:41:41 Post No.29649625 [Report]
>>29649615

> double downing on the lack of humour critical for these posts.

wew lad
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 09:16:13 Post No.29650008
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Anonymous 2016-07-01 09:16:13 Post No.29650008 [Report]
Sauce on that dick?
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