Gonna kill myself later and still have some money on my bank account. Tell me what you want.
500 dollaroos
for you to get help of course
Paypal: [email protected]
can you add me on steam? there's something i'd like and i'd like to talk before you hit the abyss
Donate all of it to a suicide prevention fund
>>29649250
use the money and get some help
A girlfriend. That's all I want. Really.
Hey bud. I don't need your money but if you wanna talk to someone who cares I'm around.
>>29649300
Thanks for showing you care, man. Hope he talks to you.
Glad to see some kindness on this board.
Don't kill yourself please!!!!!
It gets better if you try.If there's no turning back though I'd be thankful if you can get me Overwatch: [email protected]
buy me a game on steam?
Me steamid is Ayepricity but steam name is just apricity
>>29649250
just some cash to start my savings
>people actually giving paypal emails
who cares when you have neetbucks?
Anyways anon it's not worth it. This existence will be over soon enough, no need to rush your one chance at having cogitative thought
>>29649250
why not waste your shit on dumb shit like fireworks and firing it at random shit.
buy drugs
buy a prostitute
buy a bunch of stupid shit
buy dumb shit in general
>tfw this thread is a test from satan to see if you're a greedy worm who tries to profit off someone's suicide
GIVE ME ADIDAS
There is a group discord for r9k folks if you need some friends to talk to. I am sure someone there could offer some help.
It is pretty late, and I can't stay up and talk to you myself. If you can wait until tomorrow I will be happy to have you vent at me.
https://discord.gg/sAhZF
>>29649250
I would like a wii u
how are you going to get in contact with me op
>>29649293
ironic charitable donations are still charitable donationsand are therefore frowned upon
>>29649364
>who cares when you have neetbucks?
Not everyone has neetbucks you privileged cuck.
I won't post mine because I know OP's just fishing for paypal accounts to mess up.
I want your soul op
a world without marxists and Bolsheviks
>>29649250
Please don't kill yourself, the election's not over yet.
OP here, I would rather not send you paypal money, because it will show my name. I can buy you something on steam etc., anything which doesn't give you any of my real information.
>>29649598
could you buy me an amazon giftcard then?
[email protected]
>>29649598
Can I ask why you're killing yourself?
>>29649598
You can give me your steam name and we can play some vidya together to take your mind off killing yourself
Then we can talk about it.
You don't gotta be alone famitsu
OP, I want your money so I can buy a school bus and live in it.
How can we arrange this?
Could you get me a pair of HTD level threes friend?
>>29649598
add me on steam ?
steamcommunity.com/id/lemonlime500/
Fallout 4 season pass for Xbox one
Send digicode to [email protected]
Dark Souls III for Xbox one please
also I'm sorry for what you're going through OP
[email protected]
>>29649765
op didnt deliver
oregano
>>29649250
I just want to be happy. If I had enough money to live in a comfy cabin with my vidya and enough money to support a modest lifestyle I'd be satisfied
>>29649250
I have no money to buy any games since 2011 and I cant play any multiplayer games. Please buy me something... anything from my wishlist
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198067039165/
Use that money to do something nice, or different. Hire a hooker, go gamble or something. Maybe even try drugs, if you can find a dealer.
>>29649250
Don't listen to these faggots OP, go ahead and buy yourself something nice, such as a big bottle of booze, extremely greasy, but good, food, or a feel good drug, etc. Might as well make those final moments tolerable even though you'll probably never remember them, let alone, your existence.
>>29649250
200 bucks for my overdue bills and debt would be nice
[email protected] is the paypal
>>29650149
he bought me doom on steam, just wait I guess
>>29649250
I want you to be happy.
I want you to believe in yourself.
I want you to believe that a bright future is attainable.
Let me know if you need someone to listen.
Op, what's your steam ID? I can buy YOU anything just so you'd reconsider. Even a nepnep smiley, my friend
Can you buy me Warhammer total war anon ?
>>29649598
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/lecter-in-sky-diamorphine/id1105695642
Buy this album and upload the mp3s plz? I've been looking for it forever.
Sorry guys for taking so long, I already fulfilled some requests, but I also have to deal with other stuff before I do it, I try to send more stuff in the meantime.
>>29650432
domo arigatou OP sensei
>>29649250
OP I need $56 for new shoes.
Paypal is [email protected]
THANK YOU BASED ANON
can i get sonic adventure 1 on steam friendo?
>>29650432
Well if you're making other anons happy then can I ask for Dark Souls 3? If that's too much then Mount & Blade Warband is fine.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/BilbosBaggin/
Add me for a chat if you want OP
>>29650432
Don't kill yourself man, use the money to go on a trip somewhere. It's not like you have anything to lose if you're ready to die.
>>29650464
http://steamcommunity.com/id/niggerfucker/
oh yea I guess i need to link that
>>29649250
http://steamcommunity.com/id/topkaka/
add me up and talk to me you fucking retard, don't kill yourself
>>29650560
>level 121
how does this even happen
do you spend actual money on cards?
>>29649250
DO IT NO BALLS FAGGGOOOOOOOTTTT
Godspeed, man. I hope you'll finally find peace after being stuck in this hell called existence.
Pay postage cost to send me your semen.
Need it for surrogate fertilisation purposes.
>>29649250
>>29650233
>>29650432
Add me:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/valhauros
If you are deadset on dying and just want to give some joy to others:
https://steamcommunity.com/id/valhauros/wishlist/
if you buyed me divinity original sin it would be super nice.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/vez1311/
Add me:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/CRAAAAAAD/
Talking to many people can help and if they dont bring joy to the people who are here for you but please dont take your life away since every single human being has a purpose in life.
http://store.steampowered.com/bundle/575/
That is there if you want to OP
Can you gift me Starcraft 2: Legacy of the Void, OP? My Battlenet ID is Snowdrop#2992
>>29649598
Just so you know, you can't send anything that's been bought off the steam market for a week
>>29649250
Add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/AraAraAraragi if you want to talk or just send games.im a-also looking for some friend ;-;
>>29649250
dont do it please if you are being serious
>>29649250
I want you to stick around a little longer, and join this server too, you might make a pal
https://discord.gg/BMsVH
>>29650607
yes. it's nice living with your grandparents that are still alive and give you money monthly
>>29649250
$20 for weed?
Im a broke neet that cant find a job
>>29649598
>killing self
>caring about people knowing your name
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Oldschool runescape membership
Ingame name :
Doron_Ashont
i long ago stopped living, this game keeps me happy-ish.
you would make me very happy <3
btw dont kill yourself, if youre not reeeaaaly sure. but the choice is obviously yours, and i respect that.
>>29649250
i want you to wait
>>29650876
why would you waste money on that?
>>29650928
technically it's my money but practically it's their money so i'm not wasting my own money on it but theirs therefore i don't fucking care where those money go in if i didn't win them myself by doing something
>>29650973
>i'm sure that number on your profile will give you more gratification than something like a down payment on a house or something
>>29651016
it's not even that expensive if you only get the lowest priced cards
>>29650906
It's almost like he's not going to do it and just wants some attention.
Alright.I feel bad asking you to buy me shit.I'm a pirate and don't even use steam.I'd wish to know why you're ending itAlso buying me gunpla would be nice
sankyu op, I wish you the best for your afterlife, if you change your stance on suicide, readd me please
>>29650973
what's your steam op
i just want to be your friend
>>29649250
Hey lad. How do you plan to off yourself? Genuinely curious.
>>29649250
steamcommunity.com/id/randumizer
You can chat me if you want. You don't need to buy me anything. I'm busy with uni a lot but your life is more important, if I can help.
>>29651289
sorry mean for you know
>>29649250
>>29650463
same anon here bumping this post
Can you give me $56 for new shoes?
My paypal is [email protected]
THANK YOU BASED ANON!
>>29649623
>>29649598
>tfw no amazon giftcard
Can you send me overwatch or something?
can I get a 100 bucks to buy a nice dinner for me and my gf tonight ?
>>29650379
https://mega.nz/#F!Qt5gmRqJ!dQ5-04kBr4qSykl7p-93AA
>>29651290
Assisted suicide, I finally got my permission.
Still sending stuff out, I have to do phonecalls like I said and multitasking is pretty hard for me, sorry for keeping you anons waiting who haven't gotten their stuff yet.
>>29650432
>>29649250
This >>29650509
You want to know what I want?
You are in a unique Situation: you have nothing to loose. Go on an adventure. If you fail the suicide Option is still there. If not you may get enjoxment from that. Just buy gear and go to another country. Visit places where you have never been. Climb a mountain, go to Vegas, rent a horse and ride around, basically do whatever the fuck you want.
This is what I want.
>>29651570
as in legal assisted suicide?
>>29651570
>Assisted suicide
Are you sick with something terminal?
>>29649250
a hug from u
>>29651586
It doesn't matter if I have nothing to lose, I just want to get over with it without leaving a mess behind. People often say things like "just live your life now, nothing is holding you back", but I'm just too tired of this life.
>>29651599
Yes
>>29651614
No, but after all evaluations I'm eligible for it.
can you get me DOOM? thanks buddy, good luck
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198037404240
>>29651718
care to tell us why?
>>29651718
Where do you live anon? I was under the impression this type of thing was illegal in most places.I've thought about it quite a bit myself.
>>29650197
Use a darknet market. It's a bit of a hassle but for people like us it's a lot easier than 'somehow find a real live drug dealer'.
>>29651752
apparently a lot of people go to switzerland to get assisted suicide at some controversial clinic. For some reason it's one of the very few countries where it's legal.
>>29650700
Clearly your purpose is to give people licenses for for video games through a corporate cloud service.
>>29651718
I am >>29651586
Sorry to hear. I wish I could change your mind but I realize I have no right to.
>>29651570
Assisted suicide? Man, must be feeling like appointment with a dentist, both fear and hope for relief.
What are you suffering from to go this far with things?
I'm sort of in debate myself, but these thoughts of life going as desired brings urge to attempt repairs, even when failure is no longer a stranger and health has been affected.
If you're not suffering from something terminal, care to struggle together and see what we come up with? Buy us a baby penguin with the remaining money to boost morale every day.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198000636860/ just add me up senpai
>>29652040
>featured group
>>29649250
From what I've read, suicide is probably your best option. I'd really appreciate it if you would buy a game for me. You can also add me if you want to talk. Good luck.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198142842542/wishlist
steamcommunity.com/id/erthos
I'd just like some dota 2 hats honestly
I don't know how much you're willing to give out to one dude but there's some pretty expensive ones, like $35 each and a new set that's actually selling for $100 pretty often
http://steamcommunity.com/id/RabinHud/
Fallout 4. The season pass too if you can.
Maybe I'll wave on my way into hell one day.
>>29649250
You're going to really regret this when you pussy out.
>>29649250
As much i would love some money, i'm killing myself in September, so materials things aren't useful, i'm just letting everything go.
For real m8, don't do it
>>29649250
Please don't do it, stay with us. The internet is big enough brother, learn new things, keep yourself busy
>>29652388
>The internet is big enough brother
Not anymore. Now it's Facebook, Twitter and Reddit + Tinder.
Amazon giftcard [email protected]
Hope you dont off yourself and fail. Being in hospital is embarrasing; the sense of failure even suicide was too much.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198038779301/
Would like GTA V
See you on the other side space robot
I've been hankering for that new Zero Time Dilemma game, but I'm too afraid to post my paypal or steam account in an obvious troll thread.
Luckily I've already downloaded the torrent.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198071295287/
Hey OP. Requesting Dark Souls 3. Have a good time in the ether. May we see each other again.
>>29652577
Hey OP, sorry to be selfish, but could you also give me a 50 US dollar gift card for google play? Really sorry how it's all turned out.
>>29652599
Email is [email protected]
>>29649250
EUW Riot Points
SludgeWorm username
if you buy a giftcard send the pic to [email protected]
Amazon giftcards would be great too. I want to tell you don't do it, but as someone who's been in your position that's poor advice. Do what makes you happy anon.
can I haveDoompls
http://steamcommunity.com/id/guntosh/
Don't do it OP, find some hobbies and shit to do, give meaning to your life.
If you are, however feeling generous I would really like Squad.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044329896/
>>29651718
Best of luck, OP. If you need people to talk too, we're all here.
An Amazon giftcard would be amazing, is it posible? [email protected]
>>29649293
>facebook filename
that thread is like 15 hours old and some faggot already posted it on his funny memes facebook page?
smfh you dickslapper
>>29649250
I want you to not die
as the well-known wall-hanging says, don't leave me alone with these fucking animals
>>29650432
>Kaiba
Well at least you had top tier taste in animu
>Implying this wasn't a ploy by a lonely faggot to be showered with attention.
hello, if indeed you are parting with your money and then your life, I would like Dark Souls 3 and its season pass
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198052692386/
50$
Paypal: [email protected]
>announces he plans to kill himself
>literally aligns himself with the order of the universe on his way out
Very interesting. Hopefully this act of kindness will give you the realisation that serving others is the meaning to life and you decide to stay. I respect your free will, but I'd highly recommend that you don't kill yourself, because you'd be messing with something far, far bigger than you can comprehend. Once the deed is done, you'll remember everything and immediately you'll be like "Oh shit, I was actually here for a much greater purpose"
Serious suggestion: fully submit to the pain cry your fucking eyes out. I believe most people kill themselves because they deeply suppress emotions which leads to these crazy thought processes. You're numb more than anything right now, aren't you? Crying deeply is a built-in mechanism gifted from higher intelligence that makes life bearable again when it's getting too much. It ALWAYS takes me away from suicidal thoughts. Start aligning with this stuff and go with the flow of your emotions, you'll be very glad you did.
>>29649598
No thanks, I think nightmares would haunt me if I were to accept your offer.
>>29652817
I want whatever this guys smoking
>>29649250
>tell me what you want
someone who cares about me
>>29649250
Hey op i dont need a game really but if u want to, add me on steam, we could play something together or talk idk. id is nicknameinuse1
Get me Prison Architect. Good shit amiga
>>29652885
Are you someone worth caring about?
But for real hermana Suicide isn't an escape, if your Christian your going to hell, if your Atheist you dissapear and cease to be, does that sound appetizing? I'm not gonna stop you cuz this is 4chan. And knowing 4chan if someones gonna die they're gonna die. No matter what you say or try to do. Idk think it over and if you decide not too I'll maybe ship you something awesome like a cake or send you some cash to buy some
>>29652841
Ain't smokin' shit my man. I'm simply waking up from the grand illusions.
>>29649250
I don't want your money but if you're still here how did you manage to get assisted suicide? I don't really want to live with my dad on disability for the rest of my life, I've got nothing terminal same as you
>>29652978
Well how do you know that the worlds really how you described? DMT experience?
>>29653044
Not psychedelics, but quite extreme life experiences and a lot of research and focus on certain things. I've connected the dots. Took me several years of this to confirm that god, universal order and higher realms almost definitely exist.
>>29649250
I wish the best for you, anon. I hope you find peace in the heaven, even if I don't believe in religion and that things.
>>29653044
No no I'm not saying that's how it is I'm just using an example, depending on which religion OP is it's a case of them believing "Ok I'm going to ___ religion's hell" and I was just using atheism and christianity as examples
maybe you could add me on steam and talk about shit?
like what i would like
>>29653044
Pic related is how your perception of reality is constantly being altered throughout your life like radio dials, both turning in the same directions at the same time
>>29653122
Forgot to attach the image
>>29653096
He was replying to me, not you m8
>>29653120 oh and ps steam name is quickster208
This is gonna be an odd request but
Can you send me your life story? A summarized version is enough if you don't want to write something really long. Just want to know what led up to this.
If you're willing to do that I'll post my email and you can send it there.
It's weird how solemn this thread is for the most part
>>29653134
Oh alright, so many fuckin posts idk who's number is who's at this point
>>29653122
>>29653134
>>29653076
Hmmm fair enough then, I'm sure you're right to some extent, just can't say I'd be too sure either way personally
Fake btw.
>>29652103
I'm going to go sleep actually
just throw a steam code at my unconscious body I guesshttps://www.paypal-gifts.com/us/brands/steam-digital-wallet-code.htmlwhatever number[email protected]
see you on the other side maybe
This thread is gay. Good luck OP
>>29653312
so your letting us change stuff to your paypal? at least give us a password then!
>>29653410
what are you attempting to say and why is it a reply to my reply
You mind getting Republic Commando for me?
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GloriouaBees/
hope you have fun in the afterlife anon
>>29653431
he thinks your OP
Mate can you buy me this?
http://younggodrecords.com/collections/special-items/products/swans-teeth-t-shirt
Medium Male shirt, message my skype for details: flamezy1
Paypal - "[email protected]"
if you can send me 2000 - 3000$ that would be nice of you
my mom just died this past month
it would cover her funeral expenses for the most part.
OP please don't kill yourself if this is real
>>29653685
heck I'll be extremely happy with even 200$ and I'll be your friend
we all need a friend from time to time...
>>29652470
You can limit yourself to whatever you want. Those sites don't set the "boundaries" for the internet
>>29653685
>>29653857
actually 500$ would be perfect because 2000$ is too much and I know it
and if you do choose to go through with it
I hope to see you on the other side m8
Uh why not live. You only have on life so use it to the fullest
>>29653685
>>29653857
>>29653910
maybe we can both find peace one day
if you feel like it you can paypal me the rest of your bank account
heck I'll even give it back
I'll hold on it for you for a week in case you want it back and didn't go through with it...
How much money do you have? If you happen to have enough for a Ducky Shine 5 Cherry MX Brown, that's what I'd like...
cute clothes and games duh
>>29653980
but after a week I'll confirm that op is indeed gone
and I'll cry and spend the money in his or her memory
Can you get me Hearts of Iron IV
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198056975687/
I'll honor your memory by re-creating the 3rd Reich
I would really appreciate if you could buy some premium time for my Tibia account... haven't played in a while and really wanna check out the new stuff, I think one month is only 15 USD... but unless you make an account there you're gonna be able to transfer some Tibia coins for me without the whole paypal thing...
If it's too much of a hassle for you, you can just transfer to paypal: [email protected]
Where did all the "haha don't kill yourself xD" normies come from?
Suicide is entirely a personal decision and you're not someone to tell someone that they shouldn't make a decision with their life. You're just taking away free will from them.
>>29654170
Forgot to add you can always make a new account and we can chat a bit before you go... I'm from Argentina and I've been through a lot of shit...
>tfw ywn suck off OP
Er, hey OP. http://steamcommunity.com/id/cuteassassinscreed
If you're not dead yet, i offer you an ear if you'd like to talk...also dark souls III or overwatch pls
Wanna buy a man some gecko food?
amzn com/w/98F6VA14JQVQ
>>29649250
Donate it to charity. If you reply i'll give you the info for one I know desperately needs funds.
Also why do you feel that life isn't worth living?
add me dude on steam: kenevil1
i dont want anything just if you need a friend to talk to
did OP kill himself already
>>29649402
ours is better
https://discord.gg/ekVFB
get fucked. weebs only.
Did Op deliver for anyone else after his last post? It's been three hours. I'm still waiting.
>>29649250
I need $100 by tonight to not get evicted
Halp
>>29654765
Nope been waiting as well
Can someone find out if OP died?
Am I getting my stuff or was this all fake?
>>29654183
>someone gets drunk and wants to drive home
>LMAO just let him dood free will xD
>>29654546
Probably. All these faggots spouting meaningless one-liners is making me want to kill myself.
Give it to the Catholic Church
>>29649250
At least try and beat Omar's high score before you an hero
Spend that money on drugs and whores... Go out with a bang OP
dont be afraid to get professional help anon
you need to take yourself more serious
OP, I trusted you.
>>29649250
Hey anon, you want to talk? I can drop my Skype if you're up for it :)
>>29657892
he's already gone
>>29658159
Man, don't fuck with me like that.
I don't want to be implicated. Just send the money to tfw no gf foundation.
>>29649250
That reminds me of when I read about some guy who had cancer, and he was spending all of his money on vacations and doing whatever he wanted. Then he found out he didn't have cancer and felt worse than before.
Maybe you just need to go wild and have a break from your current situation, but killing yourself isn't the answer. Please don't do that.
