We have too many red flag threads. Let's try to be a little less negative for once with a green flags threads.
ITT: qualities you'd want to see in a prospective mate.
>self deprecating (as in, insecure enough to not be happy about self but secure and self-aware enough to be able to joke about it)
>fashion sense that isn't flashy and doesn't call attention to self
>does not show a lot of skin
>long hair and bangs to hide face
>shaves legs and pits but does not shave vagoo
>snobbish enough to have "high" taste but smart enough to like things because she likes them and not because others do/don't
>does not use social media apps such as instagram or Snapchat (essentially anything that revolves around taking selfies)
>humorous
>generally quiet but has a small group she's comfortable socalizing freely with
>has a fetish for obesity
>has a fetish for bad hygiene
>has a fetish for manlets
>has a fetish/some sort of abandonment issues that mean she's willing to support you
>has a premature ejaculation fetish
>has nice feet
>>29649278
I feel you're being a little too specific anon
>is fond of drawing or other creative activity
>enjoys biting and nibbling, caressing, cuddling and the likes, perhaps asmr-esque manner
>not obese, being a bit chubby or thick can be good if the person is fit at the least, if done right they get quite alluring
>likes to stroll through quiet scenery, forests and the likes
>has a dignified personality, be it as an intellectual or artist
>hair at least reaching somewhere near shoulders
>no piercings, earrings .etc
>doesn't use instagram, snapchat or facebook, at least not much
>genuine, loyal, with a good common sense
>good hearted, but not foolish
>decent taste, be it in music, cuisine and other matters, with that probably away from most of the mainstream, bonus for vintage appeal
>occasionally watches anime
>caring, nurturing, mature, lovely, devoted
>perhaps uptight or vintage in character
>strives for health and well being of mind, body as well as spirit
>somewhat spiritualistic, takes interest in the occult or tradition. simple example being lucid dreaming
>idealistic or perfectionist, maybe critical
>good sense of values that one lives by, firm and reasonable
>enjoys literature or philosophy and knowladge to some degree
>strives towards self-development and likes the idea of helping one another become a better self, being two halves that despite differances compliment eachother well
>sensual, maybe a hopeless romantic
>somewhat open minded yet moderate and cautious
but most importantly, genuine I presume
with being genuine one is natrually drawn closer towards true warmth and kindness of heart
>>29650735
wat even
>makes decent money / not a gold digger
>is okay with pumping out a baby every year until her uterus gives out
Ever since I saw Cheaper by the Dozen as a kid I've always wanted a big family like that.
I envision a future when I am 80 and our family reunions are gigantic events where we rent a Yacht or some waterpark for the day just for my entire big ass family.
a man can dream
>>29650741
I assume something's.. wrong?
Did I overdo it?
>>29650794
yeah, a bit
>is cute
>isn't dumb
>isn't a whore
>actually likes me despite my personality and insecurities
doesn't exist senpai
>>29650735
>>no piercings, earrings .etc
Thankfully women like this seem to be making a bit of a comeback.
>does not use social media apps such as instagram or Snapchat (essentially anything that revolves around taking selfies)
this is the best
>has genuine hobbies that aren't video game based
she have stinky feet
>>29650735
dude you just described my gf
Except for the ASMR. I only get that ASMR feel sometimes.
I wonder though if these are just generic enough traits to find in a large chunk of the population?
>>29650805
well, it's not like I expect anyone to suit even half or 1/4th of the stuff, it's just anything I could think of, that could be nice, so even one or two traits would be great, and I'm more than sure that stuff like being devoted or caring or taking interest in drawing is nothing unusual
point being, these are not requirements, just anything nice, in this case what I could think of
>>29650875
I wouldn't say a large chunk, but a chunk nontheless.
I guess some of which I mentioned could be called generic traits for a nice significant other..
>>29649129
So, basically a muslim woman in a niqab?
>>29650875
>dude you just described my gf
>nationalist
>virgin
>christian values
>understands the most important aspect of womanhood is her role in birthing and raising children
>isn't entirely beholden to her friends in making decisions (this is huge in a woman)
Plays PC games that aren't MMOs or RPGs
>is intetrested in me.
This is all I want.
>>29650735
This anon knows what's up. I wish I had such a gf.
>>29650827
i think you meant to say
>ACTUALLY likes videogames and is genuine about her hobby
that shit literally doesn't exist
most girls that "like" videogames are either pretending, "playing" once in a while because lul so random xddd, or just "TRYING" to be unique
>>29649129
>>29649278
>self deprecating (as in, insecure enough to not be happy about self but secure and self-aware enough to be able to joke about it)
>long hair and bangs to hide face
>has a fetish/some sort of abandonment issues that mean she's willing to support you
Those are red flags senpai
>Doesn't have a lot of selfies
>Has a good relationship with her parents
>Has a hobbie that requires actual effort or talent, or both.
>>29649129
>does anal on the first date
>>29649129
I think there's only a green flag that's objectively important>has next to none male friends
>actually likes me
>is pretty enough to get me up
>isn't self-destructive
>has some sort of career path
Everything else is negotiable
>>29651114
Come here my love!! I've missed you!
>>29649129
Literally all of those describe my ex
She was perfect though, green flag city
I'll never love again(':
>>29649129
>lives in a timezone between 2007-2013
>under 60kg
>under 5'5
>cute
i wouldnt even care if she even knew i was alive, i'd just like a girl like that to be alive
>skinny - chubby range (can at least run)
>6/10 or above face
>loyal
>kind
>likes me
>my age
that's it, that's literally all i'm asking for
>>29649129
>helps me to kill myself by holding the ladder steady
>virgin
>cute
Just about it
>>29651530
>that amazing feel as you simultaneously defile her while she makes you into a man
There is no other sex act as erotic.
>>29651556
>defile her
See that's what's wrong with society
>>29649129
Fuck off with your puritanical neckbeard nonsense.
>>29651579
If it's wrong, why does it feel so perfectly right?
>sarcastic meme lover
this is the single sexiest trait i've found in a woman, but they are always taken
>strongly shares passion in our mutual interests
>is as lonely and cynical and bitter as I am
>self-loathing or self-critical
>similar taste in media>big boobs>wants to always be with me and work on things together>hates me less than I hate myself
>>29651764
>wants to always be with me
How to spot virgin 101.
>>29651790
Was the rest not a sufficient indicator?
>>29651818
I don't think that anon is just pointing out you are a virgin, but rather saying that you will probably not feel the same way after gaining some experience with women
>>29651818
It is but reading "wants to always be with me" hurts physically.
>>29651843
>>29651843
I agree, I think realistically after getting a girlfriend I would get sick of her and she would get sick of me even faster, and we wouldn't want to be around each other all the time.
>>29651859
I apologize for inflicting that upon you.
>>29651907
It's not so much getting sick of one another, but just giving each other space to live life and then come together and focus on making the time you do spend together special
>licks my balls and asshole during the first time meeting
LOVE
>>29649129
>humorous
So basically no woman? There's a good phrase I remember about women and men.
>''Women are human beings. Men are human doings.''
The man makes the move, he controls the action. The women is taken on a rollercoaster and plays the passive role. She laughs, he jokes.
>>29649278
>has a fetish
Even then, she won't truly love you. The sex will be fantastic for her, without a doubt, however you are just a sexual fantasy she would need fulfilled every once in a while. No feelings involved, no dates, nothing.
Anyway, she probably has a Chad boyfriend who she cheats on as a part of her fetish; ''the disgusting fat man steals the hot girl away from her lover and she ends up craving his cock''.
>>29651658
butthurt roastie detected
a true robot will never love you
>>29652245
That's why finding a funny woman would be a huge green flag
>virgin
everything else is trash for temporary use
if you are a guy and don't stick with the girl who you were with the first you are also trash
>>29652467
What if she turns out to be a cunt in other regards
>>29652485
you can fix anything except for cheating.
>looks like this
>is a weeb
>is a virgin
>posts nude pics on 4chan
>>29652516
>I've never had a GF - the post
>>29652644
No, I'm simply not a swipe left millennial faggot who thinks some dramatic breakup fallout is more emotionally satisfying than communication
>>29649129
>is timid
>wears sun dresses
>is below 5'3''
>>29652516
>you can fix anything
keep telling yourself that 20 years into a fucked-up marriage
>>29652632
>is a virgin
>posts nude pics on 4chan
>>29651658
>ywn undo losing your virginity
>ywn lose your virginity on your wedding night to the love of your life
>you will always be a dumb whore with nothing more to offer the world beyond your putrid, festering cunt
Stay toastie, roastie.
>tall
>chubbier side
>big "assets"
>motherly
>interest in music
>tattoos
>hair just above shoulders
>god tier feet
>gives great head
>gamer
>stemfag
>likes reading
>likes horror movies and scifi
>curious about life and working to better herself
These might be too much though
>>29652801
>>tattoos
>>hair just above shoulders
Red flags rite here
>>29649129
>she has a genuinely nerdy or creepy hobby that she takes to obsessive levels
Stacies don't have those. They might read, casually of course. They might dance, but it's just to improve their status and have something to post about on facebook.
>>29649129
What's wrong with Snapchat OP? ;)
>>29652919
i'd sell my soul to find a girl with a porn collection as creepy as mine
>>29649129
>She has plenty of sexual experience
>She has had at least one lesbian encounter
>She sucks great dick
>She is a liberal
>She is mildly feminist but not a radfem
>She is willing to do threesomes
>>29653262
Ooh forgot some
>She has pierced nipples
>She has tattoos
>She hangs out with male friends
>She has regular girls' nights to give me space
>She is atheist
>>29653262
What the fuck, u cuck
>>29653308
wait i've got some more
>she's got plenty of black male friends
>she's a size queen
>she believes in open relationships, at least for the female
>>29653262
>>29653308
>>29653348
originolo comen tolo
Values loyalty
Hates cheaters
Doesn't waste time fooling herself she must ride the carousel because her friends did or say so
Devoted
Loyal
Doesn't cheat
Loyal
Loyalty
O
Y
A
L
Fuck green flags man just give me a loyal girl who doesn't cheat the moment things don't all go her way or when you're struggling...
>>29653367
Having someone cheat on you is probably the best way to end a relationship
Sure, it'll make you feel bad, but look at it logically
You pretty much have all the power after someone cheats on you. You could do almost anything and be justified in most people's eyes.
"Lose" her stuff? Sure. Smash her car? A-ok. Kick her out? Just fine. Tell everyone she knows, humiliating her? Go right ahead.
Just don't beat her up and you'll be fine
>>29653314
Once you've had an experienced woman, you understand what a pathetic fantasy the "qt virgin" meme is.
Virgins are emotional trainwrecks who suck at sex
>>29653355
The third one about nigger dick wasn't me
>>29653355
thoes first two weren't me
>>29649129
>nihilistic but financially stable
>likes to workout in several individual- and team based sports
>doesn't take 'naughty' duckface pics with female friends on a gurllz night out xD while posing with big glasses of wine
>emotionally cold in public, passionate with me when we're alone
>has knowledge about various subjects that are going on in the world, not only the latest gossip about what Stacey did last night
>....
>>29653596
>>....
Does this mean you want a girl that doesn't talk? That's a pretty good ideal, actually.
>>29653622
it means i can keep going for a while listing other requirements
But finding a girl that applies to the first five will be hard enough already
>>29649129
>long hair
>plays vidya
>willing to stay up all night. On a sci fi binge no less
>sick sense of humor. Can laugh at abortion jokes and eat while looking at a gore thread
>enjoys thw chan too
>ALWAYS willing for sum fuk
>doesn't care about expensive bullshit and values effort more
>compliments me and is everything missing in my life
>enjoys metal and industrial music
>can deal with me being ugly and fat
>is cute as fuckI found her
>>29653565
Yes huh
Niggers
>>29653736
>I found her
don't worry, she'll show her true colors in due time.
my gf
>virgin (for now. lol)
>plays vidya
>has good taste in music
>cute as hell
>bondage fetish
>loyal
>literally robot's dream gf
feelsgoodman
>>29651391
Lots of women like video games more than life itself anon, just don't expect to find a pretty one. Sitting in a chair and staring at a screen makes you ugly, man or woman.
Anecdotal evidence:
1. My wife likes gaming more than I do.
2. A friend of a friend literally had his wife leave him because she wanted more time to play WoW.
Now a woman who genuinely likes cars? Airplanes? Guns? That's fucking rare.
>>29651423
Having both parents while having high regard for ones family is pretty good.
As are home maker skills.
Enjoying children is good.
>She's kind to me
>Loves me
>Attractive
>Can cheer me up
>Happy to be with me
>Wasn't a whore
>Wouldn't cuck me
>>29654058
>Wouldn't cuck me
>>29653870
You forgot to stop tripfag impersonating
>>29652769
>Save sex for wedding night
>It's fucking awful. Your parts don't match and you or she can't do it without pain.
>Realize you are married to this person and will only have awful sex for the rest of your life because you didn't make sure things worked right because of your stupid virgin fetish.
Moron
>>29654139
you realize you have to use a trip in order to become a tripfag right
as you are, you're just a namefag, which is why people can impersonate you so easily
God you guys are demanding. I would be happy with a woman that would take interest in me that I could also take interest in.
>no strong leftist beliefs(no sjw)
>not religious.
>Kind
>Smart enough to have a spirited conversation about anything with.
> Can fit on the back of a motorcycle easily.
That's literally it for me anyway, and yet I've never found a woman like this.
>nose ring
>similar music interests
>Interested in me
These are not requirements just merely green flags
>>29650788
fe0ea5e2-1004-4a6d-9bd4-66bc5191e4d2
>knows how to play either guitar or piano
>somewhat intelligent
>able to cheer you up
>at least average looking physically (5/10)
>doesn't mind fucking around with me (le pranked)
>you both like the sex you two have
>you both aren't afraid to list fetishes you both like
>won't cheat on you
>same interests as you
>talkative, but not annoying
good or not, anons?
>>29654631
>nose ring
>a green flag
>>29653308
>>29653314Bitter virgin detectedbl0x
>>29653870
We been married ten years m8. Happily so
>not a moralfaggot
>not a sexist/racist/nationalist
>acknowledges that the bourgoisie extracts the surplus value of the proletariat, and seeks to put this parasitism to an end
>likes me for my personality and not just for my looks
>>29653736
p-pics kouhai?
>Japanese master race
>preferably an animu
>sexy dickgirl
>is Sasuke Uchiha
>NEET
A man can dream
>>29650788
>as a kid
That movie came out 6 years ago holy shit gtfo you underaged shit
>>29649129
>Green flags
>He thinks I won't find a way to phrase my green flags as undercover red flags.
>>29656131
what you define as "kid" might be 10, 11, but for the anon your telling to gtfo, it could be 13 or 15. In the eyes of "adults" kid is usually under 18 years old.
Just think about that kind of stuff before telling people to leave. You know... Imagine the perspective of other people.
>>29657338
Other anons pretending to be retarded, anon, cheaper by the dozen came out 13 years ago
>>29649129
>She has no Facebook, Instagram, or twitter
She's a keeper.
Some flags:
>has a cute fashion sense and enjoys dressing up and has fun with make up and fashion
>like to have sex and doesn't mind being intimate for long periods of time
>has real hobbies, preferably video games at least
>has a goal or a dream that they believe in
>non-authoritarian liberal views, preferably economically socialist
>still has left wing and accepting views of lgbt people and doesn't hate people for those differences
>doesn't put liberalism on a pedestal, acknowledges it's faults and remains diligent to not succumb to common authoritative traps of liberal thought
>is into monogamous relationships and doesn't have casual sex regularly
>he is affectionate
>he smells good
>he is tolerant of other's opinions but is able to criticize things at the same time
>!!!! he's not a narc !!!!
>weed is okay though
>he's able to bring me out of my shell; i'm talkative but i definitely need someone who is able to get the conversation going
>good sense of values
>at least has SOME direction in life whether it be work or education
>knows how to turn me on and has a relatively similar sex drive to me
>believes in relationships and monogamy
>>29649129
>finds self-deprecation attractive
>>29657673
M/f?
Would you date a 5'7" guy?
>Is breathing
>tfw you hit every green flag in thread but are still kv
>>29657771
f
yes
a guy i'm currently seeing is 5'6
>>29657957
Cool you sound nice! Hope your boy and you are doing well.
>>29657957
>currently seeing
never forget that men are as disposable as kleenex
>>29657851
>every green flag
even this? >>29655965
If so, please be my gf
>>29657793
Personally, that's a red flag for me
>>29657984
thanks!
>>29657996
you misinterpreted that entirely... it's still very early and it could go many ways.
>okay with being a little affectionate in public
>lets me rub my face on them
>nice healthy hair
>dresses well
>slightly awkward
>likes anime
>plays games with me
>wagecuck in college
>good sense of humor
>>29657996
I sincerely doubt she means that he's one of many, just that the relationship is in the infant stages where they're both feeling each other out for initial compatability. First few dates and maybe even a month or two can just be casual and not amount to much.
>>29656131
It also came out in 1950 you dingus. I've seen both. The old one is better.
>>29658021
Well I don't know about the last one, but everything else checks out
>>29658077
I misinterpreted nothing.If you were a robot and you had a gf you'd be hanging on to her for grim death. We both know even the fattest of single mothers has no shortage of bf applicants.
>>29658087
Are you actually a cat? I think a cat would like those things of his master, too.
>>29658137
want my contact info?
I would prefer to use tox, but I could also use kik if you want.
>>29658141
you did misinterpret it. this >>29658125 anon described what i meant to a T. i made no comment on how much i am hanging onto him... you do realise there are always two people in a relationship? maybe he would want to call it off, not me.
>>29649129
Real
2original4u pls no mute
>>29658141
Friend. Women do have more freedom with who they date but outside of select groups of irredeemable men, we also have a decent selection of datable women. It's really not hard to find eligible singles out there.
>>29658141
That's the problem
It is hard picking a suitable robot to date since there is such a plethora of them, and they seem to all share the same red flags
>hates women
>fell for the neetbucks meme
>an asshole in general
It would be so easy to rise above the rest but you just don't
>>29658199
>i made no comment on how much i am hanging onto him
>First few dates and maybe even a month or two can just be casual and not amount to much.
I know that, you stupid broad. The point I'm making is this. You're pretty casual about the whole affair, it could go either way. No problem, there's always another man right? If it was a robot who had managed to land a gf his post would be
>Gys , I finally got a GF! Pls help me not to screw this up, I can't go back to being alone!
>>29658185
yeah sure desu
>>29658274
tox me at:
AF00206B2DF62664F4AA34BD3340CDDDF6405F00DFC61F0A370C04C04874101E5C2E32ACD6DB
or alternatively:
kik me at Probot_r9k
>>29658258
okay? sorry for not posting a sob story.
>>29658174
maybe. those are the characteristics of the man that I'm in love with
>>29658258
nigger this is why you're a KV
>long hair and bangs to hide face
how do you feel about girls who cover? (hijab, tichel, etc)
>>29653262
Literally all of those are red flags m8
>>29658331
>sob story
what the fuck are you talking about? The women on this site are the dumbest fucks I've ever encountered. The point is, for women, relationships are easily obtained and just as easily disposed of.
>>29658357
>man I'm currently in love with
don't forget the currently
>>29658441
are you experiencing short term memory loss?
>If it was a robot who had managed to land a gf his post would be
>Gys , I finally got a GF! Pls help me not to screw this up, I can't go back to being alone!
yeah, sorry for not posting a sob story like that
>The point is, for women, relationships are easily obtained and just as easily disposed of.
that's not the case for many women at all, at least not for me. however i am not emotionally stunted and attempt to look at relationships realistically. this includes not crying and obsessing over a guy who i've had only a few dates with. this does not mean if i stopped seeing him i would automatically have a new guy lined up.
It is fascinating, that mostly degenerates on the Thaiwanesse sea-cucumber hunting forum are actually ones who want a good, traditional women.
Tells a lot about our society.
>>29652743
Wow I didn't know people could fuck you through your computer?
>>29658523
that's pretty much how cowardly women cuck, anon.
>>29656069
Well this is us mid way in our marriage. She gained a bit of weight and then lost it again. I lost 80 lbs since and she lost 20
>>29658476
nice meme. we are going to get married and never have children because his affection is for me and me only. not having children will allow us to live economically and physically comfy forever. unless he really wants a kid. but it would be an ugly mixed race kid
>>29658507
>that's not the case for many women at all, at least not for me.
bullshit. You could have a new bf within 5 minutes if you so desired. You can afford to be calculating and objective because you know full well that there will always be another opportunity. The reason robots are "emotionally stunted" is because their life is an ocean of loneliness, and any kind off affection is a life preserver that they'll hang onto no matter the cost. Women don't understand thirst, not in any real, visceral way.
>>29652632
dont really understand why people post themselves online or do nudes. are you insecure or do you require attention to feel good about yourself?
plz help me understand famila
>>29658639
How does it work though? Do you put your dick into the USB port to fuck your favorite 4chan camwhore?
>>29658674
>his affection is for me and me only.
>but it would be an ugly mixed race kid
ok, Joan Crawford. It sounds like it's best if you don't subject a child to your "mothering"
>>29658728
I don't know, probably a way to compensate for insecurities or loneliness but I'm not going to ask her, she would probably ridicule me.
>>29658738
No, but anons are still ogling her naked body, imagining fucking her, and the reason she posts nudes is to give anons that feeling, because it turns her on.
Basically the idea of cucking without anything physical actually happening. Hell if you give her a while, she might want to step it up a bit and actually fuck an anon.
>>29658665
jesus, the darker races really do have lower standards
>>29658834
I'm not too into children in the first place. I volunteered at a daycare once and I found no joy in it. people should realize that they hate children before having one, yes? It's not a good thing but it's better than having one without knowing how difficult children are
>>29658858
>posting nudes
>cucking without anything physical actually happening
Jesus you really are insecure
>>29658878
Idk mate. As far as mexicans go though she is a keeper for sure. I can't say life was good to me but she is.
>>29658858
essentially it's like getting cucked in a long distance relationship
>>29658970
>unless he really wants a kid
Nice to know your happy to raise a child you hate, just so you can hang on to a man. You're fucked in the head, my love.
>>29659068
my poor poor hypothetical child and husband
>>29658972
or maybe you're a cuck
>>29659135
>hypothetical child and husband
I thought the hypothetical husband was carved in stone? Or is he only currently the man you're in love with?
>>29659237
the man who will never love me back even though he's my dream husbando
do you know what board you're on
>>29659403
lol so now he's your imaginary bf. You need to get back on your meds.
>>29659443
tfw fembots always tell me I'm a psycho
>not putrid ugly
>into /d/ stuff
>cares about her appearance, but doesn't like the way she looks
>likes vidya (PC master race only)
Laughs and insults me back when I'm needlessly mean instead of being mad or sad.
>>29659727
excellent taste mi friendo
>>29659727
This. I need me some banter
>>29659727
This
Tomboy grills are the best
>>29649129
>isn't a pussy and likes to do boyish things
>would be a good caring mother
thats basically it
>>29652288
Confirming this is true
Only LDR I was in she liked be simply because I looked like a school shooter. She never actually loved me and left me in a shitty way/
>Attractive
>Has a job
>Doesn't do street drugs
>likes guns and hunting
>will ride dick eagerly
>enjoys anal sex
>dresses for comfiness
>wears little makeup
>skinny
>cute not hot
>LOYAL
Does not have:
>tattoos
>piercings other than ear
>something that has "Live laugh love"
>a mental illness
Doesn't:
>smoke
>do drugs
>go to bars or clubs
>slut around
>>29660509
>will ride dick eagerly
>LOYAL
good luck with that combo
>>29660594
this is supposed to be a green flags thread anon
>>29660893
Those are green flags.
>>29660878
A girl can have a healthy teenager sex drive and still be loyal.
>Like good vidya
> 5/10 or better
> Weeb but not mega weeb
>timid
>asian
>talented at something (prefer drawing)
>>29660983
They're red flags. you just put "doesn't" at the start of them.
>>29661813
And that makes them green flags.
>>29649129
>Isn't a Stacey with 100000 friends and orbiters
>Hasn't been in 1000000 relationships
>Isn't entitled
>No social media
And of course
>Actually somewhat intelligent and interesting, hasn't let living on easy mode prevent her from developing a personality
>>29651392
No they're not. Confident, well adjusted girls can do better than you and they know it. If they have a chance to leave you for Chad, they will, because they know they have that kind of power over men.
>>29662545
>watches cooking with jack with me
>>29662831
Well, that's a given, anon. Come on now
>>29649129
>she's from Libya
>loves Qadafy
