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Half way through the year already edition
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I hope some of you are awake by now. I might go to sleep soon.

I have a problem, I feel mean not going to see my gran in the care home, but I can't think of anything worse than going with my family and I'm to awkward to go by myself and wouldn't have anything to say to her.
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matched betting is going ok but a little slow, I've only made 78 quid so far
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I've been waking up to drool on my pillow recently, it's really quite annoying. I'm relatively healthy and definitely not a fat shit so I don't think that has anything to do with it but for the past two weeks or so I have either woken up in the middle of the night with a wet patch of drool under my cheek or it has dried on the side of my mouth.

Really quite annoying tbqh lads.
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>>29648947
I always drool in my sleep

I am a bit of a fat cunt though
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I'm 26 today. I hope Anons are thinking of me at this difficult time.
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>>29648539
how long have you been at it for?
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>>29649137
happy birthday real nigga
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>>29649153
6 days but for 4 of those I was waiting for money to come back into my account

It'd be more if I had a bigger bankroll
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>>29649283
nice, I gave it a go for a while once but I don't think I understood it properly
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>>29649497
I pretty much had to get my mate to sit me down and run me through a few bets
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tesrt

sfdgdsd
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Another day of doing fuck all, wish I lived in a city so I could just go roam somewhere

Something about being in a busy place but remaining anonymous seems really comfy to me
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>>29650117
Poleaboo is awake now, will go to the mosque and for the final Friday prayer before Eid

apart from that he won't be doing anything either
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>workplace banter
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Just reminded myself why I don't shop at GAME anymore.

>pick up Star Ocean
>"would you like the special edition instead?"
>"no thank you"
>"are you sure? it has some DLC with it"
>"no thank you"
>"would you like to get a reward card?"
>"no thank you"
>"are you sure?"
>"yes, I don't want one"
>"would you like to pay an extra pound for disc protection?"
>"no thank you"
>"are you sure? it's just an extra quid in case you scratch or break the disc"
>"no thank you"

JUST FUCK OFF

I've literally never broken a disc in my life, the last time I scratched one was when I was about 7. I just want to get the game and go back to my cave.
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>>29650199
But you do realise the majority of people would have answered yes to some of those questions?
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>>29650220
I know, I'm aware of why they do it, it's just that they don't do it at other shops.

I normally go to Grainger Games for new releases and they don't ask me a load of bullshit. I'd have went there if they had it in stock. I also buy online most of the time but I didn't want to wait for delivery and it was the same price anyway.
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Anons, when will we finally be able to nuke London?
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>the domme I'm trying to meet hasn't logged in since Wednesday

why? we were close to arranging something
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>>29650281
fuck off, /pol/, you're boring, little shit
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hope you all observed the two minutes silence at 7:28 this morning desu lads

i will report anyone who didn't to the authorities.
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>My neighbour just got released from the nuthouse.
>Want to go down to the river/forest with somebody
>TFW have to do everything alone because only friend might fall into the river
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Just want a finnish bf desu lads
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Must be a true story
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>>29650175
>Went to Iraqi barber for haircut
>Asks if I'm getting a fresh haircut for Eid
>TFW murtad (apostate)
>TFW can change religion but can't change my Paki face
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>>29650444
Fucking hell clear your notifications mate
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>>29650491
Notifications make me feel less lonely
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>>29650479
Poleaboo won't be getting a haircut

He's growing his out
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Lads bit conflicted atm,

Job centre is being a bitch to me constantly nagging and forced me to apply to some really shitty jobs and turns out after I passed the interview I can start if I want.

The problem is that its some weird hybrid warehouse/office pharmaceutical company and the job could vary day to day. Now its 40 hours a week, 4 days a week, 10 hour shifts. I don't drive so It would take me roughly about 1 1/2 hours to get there and it's also nightshift.

I would want to do it for a bit but I honestly don't think I could as I'm a skinny rake and the workload is apparently very stressful unless your physically fit and also after doing some calculations for 4/7 days a week I'd coming back into my house and leaving within an hour again after sleeping. I don't think I can tell the job centre I don't want to do it but I honestly feel like I'd end up getting laid off or getting ill within the first week.

Any advice lads? I don't really need the money but its alright pay at ~10 pound an hour.

Should I just man up and do it even thought Its very likely I wont last and possibly get fired or something? doesn't that look worse on your cv than not applying at all?
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Who else here think Theresa May is gorgeous and gets better with age?
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>>29650516
>>29650516
Growing mine out too. Bitch-length.

>TFW growing long hair to hide face when hoodie too dirty to wear publicly.
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Who else here watch Rollercoaster POV vids on youtube?

For the fun day out feels.
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>>29650588
>Bitch-length.
Same

But to make it easier to pass
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>>29650608
Wanna hook up? No homo.
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>>29650517
Did you say you're okay with night shift?

Mate just take it to get out of the house. Might find a fembot there to have robot sexy time with. There's enough fucked up women out there for us all man.
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>>29650556
Butterface

Her body is fierce tho
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>>29650648
Yeah night shift is comfy

but as i said 10 hour shifts with ~3 hour travel and me being a lazy cunt I sleep for about ~9-10 hours I would only really have 1-2 hours at most which fucking sucks.


It is a temporary contract job, do you think I could do lets say 1-2 months then "quit"? am I allowed to do that without getting fucked over on something?
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>bored
>thinking about going to get alcohol and get drunk just for something to do
>no one to get drunk with
>know I'll just end up getting drunk, still bored, miserable and alone

If I survive the year it will be a fucking miracle
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>>29650556
>Orange nails
wtf?
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SACKED CIVIL ENGINEER ANON's alcohol supply is dwindling but he is adverse to going to the considerable efforts of visiting his local Co-Operative convenience store to replenish his supply.
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>>29650781
how many savings do you have as an ex civil engineer?
the engineering job market is still good, why don't you just get another job?
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>>29650796
>Just get another job

fucking normie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>29650303
I thought you had time and date all sorted?
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Not shaved since march and my job centre advisor indirectly called me ugly

dont even care lmao she implied I should be walking in smiling and full of happiness what a cunt.
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>>29650707
If you quit a job without good reason you cant get jsa for a while.
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>>29650636
>No homo.
of course not, I'm a girl

Though I'm going to have to decline the offer of a date as I only go out with white guys. Sorry.
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>>29650822
It's a made up story and he always messes up like this. Just ignore it and go along with it.
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>>29650796
Please don't reply to him.
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>>29650828
You should probably shave desu senpai
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>>29650822
They haven't responded to my latest email(s) with a final confirmation

>so should I call you on the day?
That's what I sent to the tumblr girl

>so are you free 2pm on Saturday?
That's what I sent to the 2 dommes

Meeting the 21 year old on the 10th though and she's really good at responding to emails
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>>29650836
>if I say it enough maybe I'll believe it
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>>29650828
>indirectly called me ugly

Elaborate pls?
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>>29650865
Jesus how many are you planning on seeing you daft cunt.
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>this is my only social outlet

I should have planned ahead and got some oxys

The feels are really hitting me today
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>>29650868
oh, good news

My blister/burn has gone down so I should be able to continue with laser next week

>>29650895
I was just impatient so I emailed several at the same time
Figured it would increase my chances of finding one I liked and arranging a successful meet
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>>29650836
Do you have anyone in this thread that you would date?
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>>29650914
>The feels are really hitting me today

Same here, until I played some Pink Floyd.
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>>29650891
She said I dont look interested and dont care about anything at all. Then went on saying "Is that how you are in interviews?" while slightly giggling. Also told me to dress better, when I was wearing a hoody and jeans.
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>>29650937

The only people who wear a suit to the job centre are idiots looking to get mugged or idiots who work there.
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>>29650932
I plan on dating any and every white boy in this thread

Not even joking
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>>29650959
I'm afraid exclusivity is a red line for me.
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>>29648179
op could cross out June.

Nigii confirmed paki

where should i go on holiday?
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If reoccurring digits I do it
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>>29650937
Mate she didn't call you ugly.

Get out of Loch Feels man. You're drowning for no reason.
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>>29650796
>how many savings do you have as an ex civil engineer?

GBP 25,693 according to S.C.E.A's bank statement.

>why don't you just get another job?

Because a legal job doesn't pay S.C.E.A enough money to retire early and buy a ferrari. He plans to bleed normies dry. In the interim he may gain self employment rolls as a freelance civil engineer. To facilitate this he has to be mobile so he will construct a camper van. This will also mean he can operate in a stealth manner and make it difficult for law enforcement to track him, he also avoids getting rent jewcucked and he moves out of his fathers home to gain independence.
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>>29651034
Listen bud, first off I'm not your mate. Secondly you weren't even there, so what the fuck do you know?
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wish i could smash some pakis in with a lead pipe desu lads, starting with Poleaboo
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>>29650175
Islam hates trannies. Why do you insult them by going?
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I'm back from smashing some pigskins in with a lead pipe desu lads, starting with a local UKIP member
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>>29651101
Stop telling porky pies.
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>>29650444
>American sniper
>True story
Wew lad.
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>>29650914
You'll just have to drown in spirits instead lad.
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>>29651101
As if you could leave the house without the threat of your bennies being cut Amir.
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I want to quit my job and be a neet again
I miss the neet life
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>>29651142
Alcohol is the shittest drug on earth
I'd rather stay sober
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>>29651260
>I'd rather stay sober
Edgy
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>>29651310
How is that edgy you prick stfu
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>>29650715
Same as you. Been trying drunk every day for the past 6 or 7 months. Today if I want to get to pass out point I need like 18 beers. Don't even know how my liver can keep up any more.
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>>29651322
Keep the edge coming, Rasheed.
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>>29650715
go out to a pub and drink with others and have conversations lad
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how many of you here are virgins then
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>>29651445
Honestly just fuck off you tedious fucking prick
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>>29651065
She called you a miserable cunt because, guess what, you're a miserable cunt.

No need to take everything so personally. If an office worker tells you to "dress smarter" and you honestly stomp home to write in your virtual diary that "she was a girl so I must be ugly :'( woe is me why bother trying" then honestly you're fucking beyond saving

Man the fuck up, cheer the fuck up, and buy smarter clothes. Don't swag about in your fucking carbrini crosshatch dickhead rags and then moan when people call you a dosser
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>>29651422

Don't worry it won't last for long. You'll get the DT's and liver failure soon.
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>Eid starting
>All the pakis getting grouchy and negative now
Please fuck off to your own country if you're going to ruin the comfy.
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>>29651491

It takes robots every ounce of strength to not kill themselves while in the job centre. You couldn't even fucking pay people to fake a smile in that place.
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>>29651525
I was on the dole for 6 months. They fucked up and put me into a group of 40/50 year olds who had been out of a job for years rather than people my own age who were also fresh out of school.
I had to sit and listen to their depressing fucking stories and everyone telling eachother it was hopeless, my partner was called Paul, he was a manic depressant and on his little card that we had to draw a picture on to introduce ourselves, he drew a crying man next to a snapped noose

If I managed to stay reasonably optimistic and not fucking cave to suicidal thoughts then you can too you clueless edgy little fucktard
Now buy yourself some smarter clothes, take up a sport and become someone vaguely interesting
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>>29651422
yes m8, then the energy drinks to get through the night shift
im scottish tho, so my liver dont give any fucks. im more worried about the kidneys, i dont want to piss calcium crystals.
>tfw boss tells me im a different person when we go out for drinks with the shift
>he doesnt know im drunk 4 out of 8 hours at work
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>>29651595
>my partner was called Paul, he was a manic depressant and on his little card that we had to draw a picture on to introduce ourselves, he drew a crying man next to a snapped noose
Top fucking kek
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>>29651480
what, I'm just telling you how to fix your problem. it's very easy
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>>29651523
???

Poleaboo would assume we'd all be happy because it's Eid

I think you're just a bigot and a racist

>>29651525
Job Centre is just like 5 minutes or less

I wanted to kill myself at that job fair though
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>>29651613
>he doesnt know im drunk 4 out of 8 hours at work

Alcohol has a pretty distinctive smell on the breath, my good lad.
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I'm going to get 2 pies and a pudding from the bakery and you can't stop me
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Am I fucked?

I met a girl on internet and we like to talk in phone and text a lot, daily.

I asked how tall she is and she's 168cm. And I said I am 169cm.

It was heartcrushing when she said if I'd be even 1cm shorter she would not date me. I lied my height, I am 165cm.

Now she wants to meet me. What do?
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>>29651842
wear cuban heels
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>be me
>constantly analyzing people
>observing their thinking patterns
>how they interact with the world
>reactions to things
>understand how they work on an intellectual level
>use this to my advantage when communicating with them by using specific words to get the desired reaction
>lying is seen more as tool than a breach of moral code
>when there aren't any people around, mind is constantly analyzing the world around me
>easy ability to understand a wide range of things
>easy ability to adapt to a wide range of situations
>useful information remains in my brain (first aid, languages, etc.)
>useless information goes in one ear, out the other (birthdays, names of people, etc.)

I feel like a robot. Not the /r9k/ piece of shit kind. I have been told in past relationships I lack emotion and I'm an enigma. I went to a therapist and after 5 months she even called me an enigma.
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>>29651868
We're you raised by females?
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FUCKING LASSIE CANCELLED ON ME AT THE LAST SECOND BECAUSE ITS TOO COLD TO GO OUT

I'M GOING TO STEAL HER FUCKING DOG
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>>29651737
I think you're a mud eating paki who wants to dress up as a girl.
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some times i put toast in the toaster to make it toasterer nice ice cold dub
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Any other musical anons out there?

I'm ill and have the day off work and decided to make an auditory representation of how I feel from my duvet.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oLfB2fEHbj
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>>29651742
not after brushing your teeth and downing an energy drink
c'mon m8 i turned up to work stoned for 5 years, you think a little beer would but off much of an odor?
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>>29651868
kek you're a true robot from the old days m8, about 4/5 years too late.
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>>29651960
>true robot
>from the old days

i'll agree with you he's 4-5 years too late, but the internet nostalgia is disgusting lad
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I have my Army assessment next weekend. Should I put on a more 'common' accent?
Lots of people have commented that I have a really posh accent and I don't want everyone at the assessment center to think I'm some posh school kid getting groomed for an Officers commission
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What an awful /britfeel/ we've got going on today
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>>29652017
I agree. Cute anime girls make everything better.

Post your waifus lads
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>>29651868

You might be a clinical psychopath.
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>>29651998
lol no because when you slip up it will be even worse
they will respect you more for mucking in

>"ok bye bye love you mummy"
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>>29651983
ah well man, supposedly we're meant to go through a quarter life crisis in our mid twentys. im drunk and remembering the faggots from the good ol' days. ive been on the internet 15 years, things back then were better. everytrhings turned to shite now, all that seems to matter is money/whores/mental issues.
fuck /r9k/ used to be happy, i came here for a /b/ without the children and tard stories. now its all mental illness/grills. shit we used to think they were the true faggots.
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>>29652050
When will she save me from the mess that is my life
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is meme magic real lads
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>>29651595
>They fucked up and put me into a group of 40/50 year olds who had been out of a job for years rather than people my own age who were also fresh out of school.
>I had to sit and listen to their depressing fucking stories and everyone telling eachother it was hopeless, my partner was called Paul, he was a manic depressant and on his little card that we had to draw a picture on to introduce ourselves, he drew a crying man next to a snapped noose

God is telling you to kys
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>>29652065
>r9k used to be happy

Ok I've only been on here for a few years but really? How could a board aimed at outcasts and weirdos every have been happy?

I agree that it's mostly gone to shit now with the 'fembots', trannies and underage soc attention whoring. There are still a few good robot threads though, it's not completely dead
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>>29648179
Alright lads. I'm thinking about joining the English or Northern Irish Police. I'm Australian, so I'd have to pay 1000 pounds to become a citizen. Would I actually get accepted into the police?
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>>29652227
>Would I actually get accepted into the police?

http://www.policecouldyou.co.uk/documents/npia-02-20112835.pdf?view=Binary
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>>29652227
Not before spending 18 months doing pointless shit for an awful wage, unless you already have experience, then maybe
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I fucking hate this country
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>>29652098
She can help you get through some of the rough times but ultimately it's up to you to fix your life. Wish you the best laddo
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>>29652254
I meet every criteria. I'm 21, drivers license, physically fit, no crimial record, slightly above average at taking tests

>>29652267
I've been looking for work in my home town for 2 and a half years with no luck, currently working 20 hours a week in fastfood. I'm getting close to sucide tier
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>>29652298
Then leave you fucking traitor
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>>29648947
>>29649005
lol, my cat drools
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Poleaboo went to the mosque for Jumma prayers

But he arrived too late
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>>29652335
I WOULD BUT NOWW THAT IS GONG TO BE SIGNIFICANTLY MORE DIFFICULT CAUSE OF BREXIT AND I CANT LEAVE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I AM IN EDUCATION AND EVEN AFTER THAT I WILL STILL HAVE TO PAY IT OFF AND THAT'S A REAL BITCH TO DEAL WITH WHEN MIGRATING.
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>>29652370
sorry for caps
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>>29652134
Yes, Iceland are in the quarter final.
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>>29652439
As is Pepe. Meme magic always finds a way
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>>29652227
Are you white?
If you are you won't have a chance.
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Spock Spork
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>>29652439
>>29652490
What about Vardy?
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fucks sake lads I was doing really well with my running last year but then I got back into smoking cigs at uni and fucked all my progress

got to start pretty much back at the beginning
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>>29648179
Does anyone here hew fingernails? i.e bite them off then chew them like gum?
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>>29652664
I chew my toenails desu

Much more flavour
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what should i do lads? bored desu
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>>29652664
>>29652671
absolute rotters, the pair of you baka
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>>29652681
Play a video game.
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>>29652613
lel

>>29652664
no but i have a shelf where i put my fingernails after i bite them off

>>29652681
afternoon wank
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>>29652688
i was playing stalker earlier but got bored. open for suggestions of what else to play
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>>29652698
she's such a nerd XDDDD
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Just made an account on the student room

Am I a normie yet lads
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>>29652652
Vardy wasn't getting played enough so he his meme magic bar couldn't fill, Roy kept him on the bench all the time for literally no reason.
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>>29652698
>afternoon wank
just had one unfortunately lad
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>>29652704
What kind of games do you like?
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Is this shit legit lads?

https://www.amazon.co.uk/EstroVoid-Estrogen-Aromatase-Inhibitor-Testosterone/dp/B019EED1HG/ref=sr_1_2_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1467379655&sr=8-2&keywords=clomid
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>>29652783
>Being low test
You're meming irl lad.
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>>29652797
I have gyno thats why I'm asking.

gyno means I'm low test right?
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>>29652807
If you have legit gyno, you can go to a doctor.

>>29652783
It's legit, but it won't do a damn thing for you.
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>>29652758
basically anything that's good and isn't weeb shit desu

especially strategy or just mindless shooters/rpgs
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>>29652819
I'm being 100% serious now I went to my GP it was some indian guy, he felt my tits and then sent me for a blood test.

I went back he said my blood was good and then sent me home.

I don't even know what the fuck happened.
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>>29652820
Give the max payne series a go. I liked all 3 games.
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First person to reply to this post ending in 8 decides what I drink tonight

If my own post ends in 8 I'll kill myself
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>>29652830
Then you're just fat. Hit the gym and your 'gyno' will go away.
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>>29652864
might do that.

had the first one when i was a kid on ps2, remember really liking it but also finding it impossible past a certain point. i was a retarded child though.

also that fucking nightmare level.
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>>29652807
Well yes, you are low test.
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>>29652876
just drink lots of tea.

as soon as you finish one cup, have another one ready - as if you were binge drinking.
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>>29652876
your piss
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>>29652876
Dragonsoup.
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>>29652876
Your cummies
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>>29652876
A beer at the pub
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>>29652876
How about bleach
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>>29652876
prune juice.
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>>29652876
absinthe desu lad
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>>29652876
puddle water
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>>29652876
a bottle of bleach
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>>29652369
>Jumma prayers

Jumming up your arse more like
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going to take a nap as sleepy, mummy woke me up at 10am

goodbye robots
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>>29652876

Drink bleach desu

t. Nigil
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>>29652876
Lilt
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>>29653113
>Nigii with another unoriginal post

What a surprise
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>>29653113
Go fetch your new daddy a six pack, he's tired from kicking your mum's head in
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>>29653164
>Six pack

FOY
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>>29650999
>Nigii confirmed paki
Why?
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>>29652876
Have a nice gin and tonic
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>>29652688
>>29653181
>>29653164
>>29653154
>>29653113
Whys this cunt pretending to be me?
I've said this so many times, everytime I leave the thread someone pretends to be me and you idiots believe it.

>>29653113
Kentanon you really need to get a life you sad fuck, do you still need a career to leave the house?
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>>29652335
I fucking hate this planet
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>>29653288
And we have a winrar!

G&T it is, gonna push the boat out and buy a lemon too

Cheers mate
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Poleaboo wishes there was a BLACKED-like site that focused on white men and girls of Pakatani descent like herself.
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>>29653335

Literally what is your obsession with KA?

Swear down m8, you're literally the only fucking one who mentions him.

Keep your petty drama the fuck out of here.
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>>29653364
think i might get some mint and lemon to finish the vodka

>>29653369
Poleaboo next vocaroo?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ObJN3VI7Xu

what's the movie this week lads
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>>29653387
Me and him have beef and it wont end until we meet in the ends.
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>>29653453
You're two pathetic NEETS that exchange passive agressive messages during an /r9k/ 'movie night'.
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>>29653388

Pokemon and Wall-E both got disqualified, so it's Princess Mononoke
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>>29653453
>Hurrr durrrr come manny I'll just stare at you out the window because I'm not allowed outside past 8pm, mumzy said so
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>>29653494
Source? Like link Gorlia's post or something.
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>>29653530

Haven't got a link, but it's the right thing to do, so I trust Gorilla will do it.

Oh wait, no he won't. He's a fucking cuck.
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Pokemon was clearly going to win before WallE went from 2 to 17 in 20 minutes.
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>>29653508
Aww you upset babyboy?

Don't have a mum do I
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>>29653473
Nah me and kentanon are cool, I just no its him who pretends to be me
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I would like to hear Poleaboo's opinon on this beef between Nig and KA. Pick your side Amir.
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>>29653557
same thing happened another week, that's why I don't bother going there now.
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>>29653612

Poleaboo just looks out for Poleaboo.
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>>29653646
Then why the fuck should we care about your selfish perverted arse?
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>>29653616
Votes are rigged, place is full of literal teenagers playing a game of virtual soggy biscuit

Why the fuck would you attend?
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>>29653656
Poleaboo never asked for anyone to care

Just for someone to listen
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>>29653364
It's an old woman's drink you absolute bender.
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matched with an 18 year old black girl on tinder, her entire ethos is being facetious and ironic. she loves the banter too

get tinder lads, i had no idea it was this autism friendly
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>>29653671
But I thought you and nigii where mates?
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>>29653671
Poley I'm an expert in your life story. Would you be okay if I published your memoirs? Obviously I'd keep the money.
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>>29653676
Sorry 'ard nut, I'll go down the local and slam a few pintsmof carling instead shall I?

>Doesn't know G&T is fashionable again, stay sheltered bro, the world's not ready for you yet
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>>29653694
Poleaboo never thought of Nigii as more than a convient pawn. He's sorry if there was supposed to be more to it.
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>>29653715
Fashionable among OAPs sure.
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>>29653680
but you have to have facebook don't you

aren't you basically already a normie if you have facebook
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>>29653737

Just set up a fake one, set it to private and away you go
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>The whores read my email and booking request 2 hours ago but didn't reply

Quite miffed
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>>29653694
Nah me and poleaboo aint cool anymore, I called him out on what he did.

I live in manny and one of these days i'll see him
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>>29653728
it's fashionable right now if you're young and middle class

my true boozelove will always be cheap, strong red wine
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>>29653680

I only get matched with stunning normies for some reason, I know it could never work with them,so I want to match with some fugglies to get confidence.
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>>29653754
but don't i have to have a pic?

what if match with someone i knew at school

>dread.jpg
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>>29653769
Now they're whores but when you're a horny mess they are 'dommes'.
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>>29653769

Send a text lad, they hardly look at emails and that. They always respond to texts, you don't have to do the whole booking bullshit anyway. Just text are you free Friday at X, she will say yeah and then you fuck.
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>>29653779
This isnt poleaboo
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>>29653494
>Pokemon and Wall-E both got disqualified

Why?
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>>29653694
Poleaboo is fond of nigii but doesn't want to get involved
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>>29653838
>but doesn't want to get involved
Why?
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>>29653680
You got matched with a bot.
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>>29653831
They was proxied, we're watching transformers now
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>>29653838
>>29653841
>>29653779
>>29653694
>>29653612
I was about to call you all out for this underage, high school tier drama but then I remembered that most of you are in your early/mid 20s. Made me feel a bit sad for you
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>>29653841
Poleaboo is ok with kentanon as well, he just talks to nigii more.
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So happy we are watching wall E tonight with the lads its my fav film :^)
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>>29653878
Its just bants, and Nigii is under 20
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>>29653805
We've had quite a lengthy conversation through email

>>29653802
They're whores because they're disrespectful

>>29653818
Obviously, I don't attempt to aggravate other posters


>>29653879
Poleaboo feels Kentanon is not as supportive as Nigii
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>>29653886
Nigii is gonna get the blame for proxying it even though he doesn't know how because he tried to proxy transformers and non of the votes worked.
2stupid2proxy
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>>29653886
Poleaboo fucking hates WALL-E

Should have proxied Pokemon harder
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Can't be at film night because some normie friends from school want to meet up and go nightswimming. What is this

Also Pokemon should obviously be the choice for tonight, it was 1st by a clear margin before all the proxying happened on both sides.
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>>29653959

For what it's worth, I don't think you did.

I was hoping to watch Iron Giant, but as long as it's not Wall-E, that's fine.

Wall-E is a good film, but movie night isn't the right forum.
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Just bought some skinny jeans am I a normie now?
What type of jeans do you lot wear?
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>>29654008
>it was 1st by a clear margin before all the proxying happened on both sides.

Fuck off you pokefaggot
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>>29652050

Oh boy the weekend, time to sit around and be useless
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>>29654013
I actually didn't, I've been good at movie night recently and I don't care what film we watch as I only join for the chat. However I have noticed my film often gets proxied and it made me think someone is doing it purely to make me look bad but I don't know if anyone is sad enough to do that. But be honest, if it was me I wouldn't do the film I wanted to win as I know it would get disqualified.

>>29654008
I can't come either, who are you lad?
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Why are the Jews trying so hard to destroy Comrade Corbo, lads?
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HA

There is at least one other person who shares Poleaboo view

http://www.strawpoll.me/10638476
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>>29653959
Literally google it lad.

Proxy voting is the easiest thing.
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i wish i had brit friends so i could improve my english
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>Steam train sounded it's whistle for a full minute this morning to mark the centenary to the Somme.

The silence afterwards was fucking creepy.
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>>29654221
The Jews, the torries, the media, they're all afraid of him because he's not the usual political slime, he's a good decent and honest man
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>>29654202
I'm no one. Only been to film night once kek.

Posted as Bristol Anon when I was there but that was quite a while ago.

I really like the idea of film night so I'd like to show up more, but from what I hear the tripfags have been ruining that as well so I'm not sure
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>>29654244
>Wants to open borders
>Wants to abolish the military
>Good decent and honest man

Best be yanking my crank, nigga
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>>29654240
Where you from desu?

My english is fluent (I'm half english) but I'm really jealous of people with a nice English accent, mine sounds like a weird international mix
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>>29654265
>wants open borders
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>>29654242
>centenary to the Somme.

u wot m8
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>>29654479
100 years since the Battle of the Somme you ignorant muslim.
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>>29654479
Centenary, 100 years since.
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>>29654489
Honestly never heard of it. Nobody at the office mentioned anything about it either.
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>Have a dream that my Waifu got a Chad boyfriend and was there in front of me kissing and holding hands
>Then end up embarrassing myself in front of like 30 people by falling over and smashing a table
I woke up so angry, ENOUGH TOO FAR THIS TIME
My dreams are a sanctuary!
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>>29654202

Hey, Nigii, maybe you should pay a visit
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>>29654522
You might have a cuck fetish. Dreams are our subconscious desires.
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>Package from Amazon arrived
>Mum told me it was downstairs
>Go down to pick it up
>It's sitting in front of my sister and already opened
>Contains exfoliating pads and cleanser

Fuck

They're not going to say anything but maybe that's worse
What must they think?

Is it innocent enough that as a male I want to look after my skin

Also my sister was bugging me for some chocolate
>We joked for a bit
>Then said "I notice you aren't fasting today"
>She said "Well, sometimes girls can't", in a sarcastic tone
eww
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>>29654565
menstruation is a natural part of the feminine experience

don't you want to embrace it
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>>29654565
>Contains exfoliating pads and cleanser

Honestly that big of a deal. I use them and not trying to become a girl or anything. Nothing wrong with looking after your skin. My brother jokes about it, but it's just banter.

If they found your hrt or girl clothes, that would have been worse. Do something about that. They will open your parcels again.
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Just sperged 500 on a new tv, amplifier and speakers.

Hope they're worth it.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/10638447

http://www.strawpoll.me/10638447
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>>29654630
You're right

Don't need to order new pills for about 2 months

Just gotta be here to receive the River Island package tomorrow
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>>29653728
Judging a man by what he drinks alone in his own home what's next? posting wafius?
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>>29654543
why what have I done now kent?
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