>ywn be a woman and feel 10x better from orgasms
>ywn be a woman and be given whatever the fuck you want just for being a woman
>ywm be a woman and be able to eat whatever the fuck you want and get fat without being looked down upon
>>29647813
>>ywn be a woman and feel 10x better from orgasms
but you have a prostate, anon
>>29647832
I feel way better when i massage my prostate, but it's not enough to even make me groan.
>ywn be twice as likely to suffer from depression
>ywn be forced into being some rights activist caricature
>ywn have to deal with periods or pregnancies
>>29647813
>feel 10x better from orgasms
meme
>>29647813
most women rarely ever have orgasms. a good chunk of them never do.
>>29647813
>ywn be a woman and be able to eat whatever the fuck you want and get fat without being looked down upon
>...this can't be real
>>29647832
prostate masturbation is literally a meme
i tried it dozens of times and i didn't feel shit
>>29647853
Women's "depression"
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>>29648225
>anyone believing in "depression"
>>29648240
>actually falling for the depression ain't real meme
>>29647853
>depression
"The Chad I'm fucking doesn't care about me and I'm so depressed that my whorish behavior isn't rewarding."
I don't even know what you mean with the second one.
>periods and pregnancy
You will never have to be a guy dealing with a woman that's on her period or pregnant.
Women have life on babby easy mode with training wheels on.
You mean I will be given anything I want just because of my XX chromosomes? Holy shit, OP. I've been working for nothing. Someone give me $10k or something since apparently that's a thing.
No one ever explained the giveaways part when I was reading about puberty.
Sure, men will buy dinner or whatever but only because they want sex in exchange. That's not neccessarily a good deal, especially when most men don't even know what the clitoris is or what to do with it because sexuality has catered to them their entire lives via porn.
>>29648348
>I'm unhappy with my own failures so I'm going to say 50% of the population has it easy mode to discourage anyone judging me
>>29647899
Pretty much.
It can make you ejaculate though.
And male sexuality has been dumbed down to pretty much just ejaculation.
Male sensuality and sexuality have been denigrated so much in our culture.
Now it's just "last long, give it to her good, make her moan, then after she comes bust a nut up in there"
The whole sensual experience of male sexuality (and gentle, loving stimulation of the male sex organs) is dying for multiple reasons (among them the fact that for a lot of us we have our literal 'g spot', the frenular delta, cut off or otherwise mangled when we're babies and the establishment has the gall to tell us that it's no big deal).
Pop culture also teaches males that we're toys for women and that our sexuality is just about satisfying urges. Men themselves are to a large extent responsible for this because of their attutide like sensitivity and sensuality are effeminate.
>>29648392
>I'm projecting
t. Namefag
>>29648348
>fantasizing about whores fucking chad
is this your mom we are talking about?
if you subscribe to the idea that depression is a real thing, then you will accept the medical/psychiatric consensus about what it means and accept that women are far more likely to be depressed. blabbing about your mom being a whore is not how you make an "argument" you little cuck.
>training wheels
get rich, there you have an easy life.
>>29648445
95% of women are fucking around. And guess what? Being promiscuous doesn't make you happy, just the opposite. But I guess women are extra special an have life on hard mode.
>>29647813
>ywn be a woman and make easy money whoring away on twitch
>>29648485
i can agree with that one, chump.
>>29648441
Cool. I'm still waiting on my vagina $$$, since apparently that's a thing.
>>29648550
>she can't even make vagina money
What a bitter, little failed woman.
>>29648610
I mean, outside of porn/prostitution (which has an extremely negative effect on a woman). What do you mean? Be a model?
All of these things require more than just "being a woman".
>ywn be a girl and just shove everything you can up your vagina
>ywn be a girl and stream video games while making more than $50k/year
>>29648633
>she doesn't have orbiters
You are not a normal woman. Youre an invalid. Your experience doesn't mean anything.
>>29648633
>learn basic coding
>get entrance level amazing job at huge tech company
>>29648414
yep
>telling girl who's interested in me that i was circumcised and am pissed off about it
>"dont worry i like cut guys :)"
>"you'll last longer!"
Bitch, do I look like I was put on this earth to fucking please women? Get the fuck outta here. I'm not here to be your human dildo, I want to feel good too.also i can't fucking try to prostate massage because i have chronic hemmerhoids. my life is absolutly awful
>>29647853
Being pregnant sounds amazing though
I'm not in anyway gender dysphoric but it's an amazing thing, i wish i could experience it
>>29648485
>95% of women have sex whenever they want with whoever they want
>but life is so hard for us :(
>>29648777
Men can do that too? Also that's still learning a skill, not something given to men because I'm a woman.
>>29648677
"orbiters" that just give free stuff away don't really exist like r9k thinks they do. They always expect sex, and flip out if you don't give it to them. Do you really think there are enough beta orbiters with oneitiis that are wealthy enough to pamper 50% of the worlds population?
Not to mention these orbiters are only after looks/youth, which you only have for a short time. And contrary to what you've been told, many women do in fact have empathy and don't enjoy taking things from people with no reciprocation. I'm not saying it doesn't exist at all, but it's nowhere near prevalent enough that women can be supported. Most beta orbiters only offer attention, not money, unless you count $30 takeaway as "money".
>>29648882
>many women do in fact have empathy
This is true.
/r9k/'s "all women are psychopaths" meme isn't actually reality.
>>29648882
You're a fucking failure. Women have life so easy because they are treated special, given advantages because of their gender, worshipped by guys so they don't have to struggle, and can find men to leech off of easily. Just because you aren't using your gender to your advantage doesn't change what it's like.
You've probably benefitted from your gender without even realizing it because women are privileged in western society.
>>29649031
this
oregano oregano
>>29648377
You realize you can talk to men right? If the sex isn't good open your bloody mouth and communicate and don't pretend you are having orgasm after orgasm. We can't read your mind.
>>29648777
This is what I'm doing. Fuck it.
