>I envy the woman who will get you, because you are such a nice guy.
>you're going to make some girl so happy one day
>"I dont really ant a bf right now anon"
>*starts going out with someone 2 days after this*
>>29647658
>Sorry I don't have any female friends that are single...I know quite a few single gay guys you can date though!
I honestly prefer fucking my hand.
End of line.
From my personal stash.
>sorry anon but let's break up, I'm so busy with stuff right now
>She's not busy with anything
>>29647658
>sorry anon, you remind of my ex
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEE, JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>29648006
Hahaha that's horryfing
>>29648139
How about this
This was one where the deal was already sealed.
>>29647702
that's pretty much ubiquitous with 'you're ugly' these days
>>29648006
because then you wouldn't like him you stupid hole
>>29648006
this hurts so much because you did everything right. you are the person you thought she wanted you to be. you became what you thought would make her fall in love with you. But you cant change the way you look. thats the only thing you cant effectively change. we fell for the personality meme. truth is we will really be forever alone.
>"I'm just not the girl for you Anon"
YOU'RE NOT CLAIRVOYANT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
>>29648426
Strictly speaking, I can in fact change how I look. I'm a big believer in the "clothes and exercise" meme, primarily because it's worked before.
I also gotta work on my confidence which has been shot since before that post.
>>29648429
so you're saying it's not possible for a guy to know if someone is the girl for them or not and that everyone just flies by the seat of their pants and zero character assessment capabilities? ridiculous
>>29648470
How about giving it a legit try before automatically shutting it down? Because obviously one party believes it can work.
>haha no you look fine, calm down & don't worry so much. :)
>blocked next day
>>29648499
do you affirm that people are incapable of assessing someone else's character as well as incapable of knowing what kind of person they themselves are? if so, you're a fool. it takes two to tango in a relationship. shame on you for simultaneously wanting to waste someones time while assuming they're too stupid to know what kind of person you and she is
>>29648544
Fucking hyperkek
>>29648547
>shame on you for simultaneously wanting to waste someones time while assuming they're too stupid to know what kind of person you and she is
She''d be doing the exact same thing. I've also made an assessment based on myself and the other person and decided it can work, and she just decides to ignore that based on her assessment? Why am I in the wrong for that?
Either way, it's just a bullshit excuse when what she really means to say is "I don't want to date you". That's a hell of a lot better and more reasonable than "I'm not the right girl for you".
>>29648615
I said it takes two, if one's assessment is positive the other's negative, nothing can happen. you can't form a bond just with one person you may as well go jack off your little dick if you're not going to take the other person into account
I don't want to date you is implied when she says she isn't the girl for you, you idiot. I can tell why she rejected you just from this little back and forth. you're a selfish swine I pity any girl that's stupid enough to get involved with you
>>29648426
Lolwat. They say it just because they're polite, in fact they're annoyed and want you to fuck off asap
fugg x-D
How do I kek him boys
>>29648647
>if one's assessment is positive the other's negative, nothing can happen.
Clearly, but the issue isn't with them not wanting to date me. I'm fine with that. My issue is when they try to be "nice" about it by implying there's something wrong with them and not me. I know they're rejecting me. It's annoying that they think they need to coddle me or else I'll sperg out at them.
>>29648825
so you understand both parties must be in agreement. you say your concern is them trying to be "nice" but that doesn't follow with how you conducted this whole conversation with lines like this
>I've also made an assessment based on myself and the other person and decided it can work, and she just decides to ignore that based on her assessment? Why am I in the wrong for that?
which implies your issue wasn't how she said no, but that she said no at all. furthermore, what reason do you have to think she lied? what difference would it make? she still said no. clearly you do need coddling if you're sperging out that someone didn't say yes. your issue isn't anything other than she said no, the fact you've changed what it is you're "really" mad about since your first post is proof of that going from
>YOU'RE NOT CLAIRVOYANT
to
>she said no in such a way and now I'm going to call her a liar because of it
>>29648885
Why the fuck are you typing like you're a lawyer in a courtroom? You know that we're in a thread where we greentext about bullshit ways that women reject men right?
>>29648615
>Either way, it's just a bullshit excuse when what she really means to say is "I don't want to date you". That's a hell of a lot better and more reasonable than "I'm not the right girl for you".
I'm gonna flagellate myself hard for this, but the "I'm not the right girl for you" thing can actually mean that she doesn't have enough confidence or self-esteem to believe herself a viable mate.
I mean that's what I'd tell someone in the extremely unlikely eventuality that it happens to me, so I kinda see where they're coming from. Some do lie in your face because they don't want to date you tho.
>>29649016
pointing out your stupidity and then pointing out your inconsistency is not, Typing like a lawyer, it's called using your head. which is something you should do more of, so you can realize all this bluster about clairvoyants and baselessly calling people liars is just your poor way of handling someone telling you "no" you selfish, greedy, stupid little man
>>29647703
Exactly this feel, anon. Just kill me now. I've had multiple girls assume I'm gay just because I'm a beta KHHV who doesn't know how to flirt. At this point I really wish I wasn't attracted to girls, no good will ever come of it
Anyone else? Please?
>>29649197
Even if you were gay you'd still be awkward as hell, but at least someone out there would be willing to fuck you.
>>29648006
I think this is absolute evidence of women being superficial.
>>29649222
Trips don't lie, niggalips
>>29648006
this is why i just shrug when i hear about women being raped/murdered/whatever now
>>29647658
>tfw you tried hard to chat with a chick at college, then the next semester when you have the same class again you sit next to her first day and the next day she moves away
>>29649220
I guess. I don't even want to fuck, though. I gave up on that a while ago. I'd be absolutely terrified and fail to make any girl happy anyway because I'm just so thoroughly pathetic, ugly, and unpleasant.
I don't even know what I want anymore, only that I feel sad and bitter because I don't have it.
>>29648368
"Damn
That's a bit of a shock"
...
for real pham ?
>>29648368
I had this exact same thing happen to me
>4 years ago
>chick I knew for a year has a friend that tells me she likes me
>I did as well
>confront her about it
>she admits to it/I ask her out/she says yes
> 2 days later
>send her a message asking how she is (it was Sunday)
>no reply that day
>send it again the next day
>no reply
>send another message asking her if I was bugging her and that I didn't mean to if I was
Here's comes the fun part.
>finally got a message back 3 DAYS LATER
>long message about why she hadn't answered in almost a week
>"my old boyfriend texted me and we got to talking again and I don't know.. I just got those feelings back again."
>blah blah, apologetic paragraph
>"I'm sorry. I understand if you don't ever want to talk to me again."
Instead of letting her have it like the piece of shit she is for pulling that on me, I just told her to never contact me or speak of me again. Just another reason why you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket, especially if it looks like nothing will go wrong.
>>29649375
I'm sorry, anon. Here's a (You), at least.
You tried, if that means shit at all. I don't even bother trying...
>>29649437
Good job cutting off contact, anon. No beta orbiter for her.
Remember, there is no such thing as a lonely woman; you will almost always need her more than she needs you, so you're bound to lose.
If only we could be liberated from the vaginal Jew
>>29649222
Roastie whores blown the fuck out by Kek
>>29648825
>It's annoying that they think they need to coddle me or else I'll sperg out at them.
oh god, heaven forbid, anon, that people want to keep things cordial in the dating world and keep those interactions simple instead of precisely critiquing your autismo ass. Why should they spend the time making themselves look like a fucking asshole instead of just brushing you off kindly... they don't owe you shit. You don't deserve that kind of emotional energy from other people, you've gotta make yourself look like the stupid cuck and request the info yourself.
talk about sperging out.
>Don't pretend like I'm weak!
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29649591
Praise be unto lord KEK
>>29649761
>the truth is too much to ask for
>it's okay if people assume that you're incapable receiving bad criticism
Nah, get fucked.
>>29649831
No, I'm saying that it's *not* too much to ask for, but that you shouldn't expect people to do it. People that you want to date are not your teachers or role models, they are fucking PEOPLE who have their own lives and shouldn't be in charge of making you grow up.
The point is people shouldn't have to explain something unless someone really needs to know. Then it's on the person requesting info.
>>29649831
>>29649908
If I had to explain to every retard who wanted to be around me why I don't fuck with them, I'd fucking off myself.
>>29649831
It's not about being 'incapable', anon, it's about the fact that girls are not your mom and don't have to take care of you and help you figure out why you suck.
If you're still normal enough to be able to read between the lines, then you are self aware enough to figure it out on your own.
>>29649908
>women play games and never explain it to you
>hehehe that's just how we are boys
>man does the same thing to a woman
>why isn't he doing what we expect him to do?
>>29647658
Last words from my whore prom date
>>29650023
Neither sex likes having their feelings hurt... regardless, I'm not talking about people playing fucked up games with you, I'm referring to one particular argument up the thread, namely that girls shouldn't be expected to do anything more than brush you off if they aren't into you.
If they don't want to be bothered by you, then you don't deserve them or an explanation from them.
>>29650023
>>29647658
and yeah, obviously what OP says is true, shallow people are terrible, but what I'm talking about is a different kind of problem.
>>29648651
im guessing the context was that anon was talked to as a friend, not a potential romantic interest.
>>29650060
I'd rather have my feelings hurt and be told straight up 'no ur ugly' than be told 'oh I know somebody who might like you!', I'm not a woman, I can handle my fefes being hurt, infact they're being hurt on daily basis and I still haven't committed suicide because of that.
>>29648006
I know this fucking feel. Every single time there's some guy who will be picked by her over me, even if I'm better than him, even if SHE FUCKING SAYS I'M BETTER THAN HIM.
WHY DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN TO MEI've literally improved myself in every possible way in order to be better than one guy once, solely to get the girl and the girl still picked him over me.
>>29648368
This is why I'm afraid of dating girls who broke up. You will literally ALWAYS just be a rebound, because she will always love her ex. Her ex will always be present in her life.
>>29649437
I've had it worse desu.
>be a robot
>literally zero female attention
>a girl starts getting nice with me
>be surprised as hell about it but it's pretty cool so whatever
>she makes me fall for her
>we date, we talk all night, she even nearly fucks me
>literally all of our mutual friends think we're a great couple
>one time we meet and she says thatshe's so sorry but she still loves Chad but loves hanging out with me
As far as I know they eventually got back together. But at least the fucking whore has failed at life and dragged him down along.
If there's anything I learned, it's that you should never really go for only one girl and never invest yourself in one. Always have multiple girls you date. Also, there's literally nothing wrong with cheating on them.
>>29650613
The typical woman is creeped out when someone she considered "beneath her" tries to improve himself to get with her. To women, self-improvement is artificial. You'll always be the lesser man she initially judged you to be.
>>29648006
AKA why couldn't you be handsomer ?
>Taking it softly so that she give u a widdle compliment
I end all of my female "friendships" with brutal relentless verbal assault until they delete themselves from the internet. (5 so far)
>>29648368
>not replying with "k"
>>29648006
Almost every single human is shallow whores
Everyone like a person they are pshycally attracted to. Her saying why cant the guy be like the person she likes, its because she the guy might be a good person and better personality, but is complete ugly and thefore she can have a crush on him
comic related
>>29649937
Please kill yourself,worthless roastie whoreo seriously you sound like a selfish,retarded cunt,wh should die.
>>29650761
Nothin personal kid
Nothin original kid
>>29650681
>If there's anything I learned, it's that you should never really go for only one girl and never invest yourself in one. Always have multiple girls you date. Also, there's literally nothing wrong with cheating on them.
My niggah. Been in a very similar situation, too, and got to the same conclusion.
>>29651116
Tbqh I can't really imagine a girl ever wanting to be in an actual relationship with me. Where she legitimately WANTS me and wants to be exclusive with me.
>>29648006
As stupid as this sounds, it actually has a reason. It means the woman is not getting tingles from you. As we all know, sexy tingies is what women define as "love" for a man, so if you're not giving it to her you will always be her "friend" and might as well be trying to fuck a wall.
>>29649908
>>29649937
how bout you stop lieing??
it literally never works out
being a cunt takes 2 seconds and is infinitely more appreciated because it will cut down on the massive amount of beta orbiters
the truth is you want to milk these fags and not give anything in return AND you lie about
>>29648368
At least she told that guy (or you, anon). She fucked it up at the end with the friendship thing, though. She's just saying that to make you look like an asshole if you deny her friendship because as we're all aware, any man who doesn't give a woman the attention she wants is a misogynistic asshole. Even if it weren't for that reason, she still flipped over to another guy like a switch. She'll do it again, no doubt. It's incredible how these roasties can't seem to see beyond their vagina tingles.
>also
Should've replied with a "k. Have fun." and never answer her again.
>>29650787
>>29651305
>>29648368
better yet reply with
>Lol ok teletubbies is on gtg
>>29651817
HOLY FUCK
Did the poster of this message kill himself yet over such a blunder?
>>29648706
Start off just saying "why?"
Sow the seeds of doubt
>>29649437
Me and this one chick were talking for a month and she pulled this on me lol. We went on dates and texted everyday
She asked if we could be friends after a whole month of wasting my time. Felt good to tell her no. Been two weeks and I miss her but fuck that bitch. I found out like two days later shes already with someone else
>>29651906
That's genius and orirririririrririrginal.
stop making friends with women you gang of pathetic faggots
>>29649016
because thread triggered anon's autism
>>29648706
>trying to date a woman who's already with someone
that's just sad m8
Even my (female)therapist pulls this shit.
>>29647702
This exactly situation happened to me and I immediately cut her off, especially since it was one of my friends. I told them I give it a week before they split and I was fucking right.
>>29647658
>"Oh no, we're not dating: just friends. Anon's not interested in me, are you Anon?"
>"Heh, nah.
