>JuIy 1, 2016
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>>29646874
Fuck yeah summer!
Go outside and look at some ass.
>>29646874
The path to paradise is blocked by a notepad, shower and a hollowpoint
I should just fucking do it already
>2 seasons away from winter
NO
I DONT WANT TO GO BACK
lol im 31 this month
>>29646950
Is this the year things are going to finally get better for you?
>>29646960
dunno stopped caring, i think ive outgrown emotions now
>>29646926
dude winter is the best season
>>29646926
>wanting to be hot
>not wanting to be /comfy/
you're disgusting
I turn 30 in 3 days.
>>29647411
>>29646960
h-happy blrthday
>>29646874
>>JuIy 1, 2016
Reminder not to fall for tricks
>tfw turning 20 this month
>tfw parents are kicking me out this month
I'm fucked
>>29646874
Happy Canada Day my fellow leafniggers
>>29647738
i'm a new yorker and i want to learn french so i can marry a cute canadian girl and move to quebec
>>29646950
that made me sad.
Im sure you're a cool dude with pretty awesome hobbies and stuff
>>29647694
Also turning 20
We'll make it together anon
>>29647738
tim hortons does have burgers now, i think
or really shitty sandwiches
>>29646950
I'm turning 22 this month..
>>29646906
Winter is here. 6 months till summer.
The thing is its not until well into your 30's do you really come into your own
You shed all the childish bullshit (for the most part) and you attain kind of a spiritual enlightenment.
But by that time you are already considered an old slut (if female) or a creepy old dude (if male)
This is all reason why im trying to shed the linear perception of time that damns and confines us.
We exist here now and thats it, fuck whatever social conventions get placed on your age.
>>29647793
Quebecois women are overrated. The ones in Montreal are normie sluts. The decent qts in the rest of the province will reject regardless of whether or not you learn French because Quebecois qts don't fuck anglos.
>>29648163
>tfw acadian and can woo them with my swamp french when they're on vacation
>>29646906
>Go outside
Who do you think I am?
>>29647676
Dude that pic's totally fakeTRUST NOBODY
>>29648540
there is literally a thread up right now trying to normalize us.
>>29647694
I'm turning 20 this month too, except my parents love me.
>7 months into 2016
How.
The fuck.
Did that happen.
>>29647738
>Going to timmies for anything other than coffee, ice caps or snacks
>Going to timmies in general
>>29647738
image is bullshit
you can get syrup with nuggets or fries if you ask
t mcdonalds employee
>>29646906
And become butthurt because you'll never be able to fuck or tease it.
>it's already 7 months into the year
FUCK
>approaching the dark heart of winter
>no signs of depression
I'm going to make it this time, lads. Anyone else?
>no
>looks at taskbar clock
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>11 days from being19
>have done NOTHING in my entire life
>think about what would happen if i die, what would they even say
Fuck. make it stop
>>29647676
are they succeeding in their goal?
Its my birthday and the last thing i want to do is talk with my family and avoid their questions
>>29648909
AND I JUST REALIZED I MISSED MY FUCKING G.I. APPOINTMENT
THAT TOOK ME A FUCKING MONTH TO GET
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHY DIDN'T I SET A REMINDER ON MY PHONE
NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THESE FUCKING HEMORRHOIDS
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY AM I SO RETARDED OH MY GOD KILL ME WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMNIT
FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKK FUUUCKKK
>>29646926
Winter masterrace
>>29646926
>not liking winter
normie fucking detected
>we're closer to 2030 than we are to 2000
oreg
Summer is full of bugs that want to use you as a host and normal fags that point at you. Fuck summer.
Late winter and early spring is the best since it's the right mix. Warm enough to go outside but cold enough to keep the faggot insects and vegetation away. Why can't it constantly be 50 degrees Fahrenheit every day?
>>29647411
pls have wizard qualifications
pls have wizard qualifications
>>29646906
>go outside
Are you shitting me?
>3 months until autumn
Wew.
Turning 21 today.
Fucking wew.End me.
>>29647376
Every winter i pray to the gods for an ice age that lasts a thousand years..
>>29647738
>not going to A&W
>>29647694
20 this fall. 2 months until college. I cant change my life like that. Terrified of a tiniest change and now my whole life is gonna be different.
Also last summer to get laid as a teenager, the stajes are high fellow robits
>>29646950
I will be 27 next month.
