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2016-07-01 05:17:01
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>be me, ambitious sociopathic young man
>just driving around looking for potential business opportunities
>see an entire stainless steel shopping cart loaded to the brim with aluminum cans
>pull over and start loading it into my car
>the homeless guy who owns it comes over and starts giving me a hard time
>i turn on the charm
>"oh, I'm sorry sir, I thought this was garbage! I was just trying to dispose of it properly!"
>he says whatever, just leave my cans alone
>see that the wristwatch he's wearing is nicer than mine
>charge at him, kicking and punching with all my might
>he pushes me down and kicks me in the ribs a couple times
>drive home imagining how cool it would be to have that guy's wristwatch