>try to commit suicide whenever my parents are gone by jumping from the top step of the staircase all the way to the bottom
>hope I'll land in such a way that break my neck
>land on my feet, collapse to the ground in sheer agony
>my knees take about a week to recover but otherwise nothing happens
Failed Suicide Count: 1
>>29646692
Retard. Jump off a bridge if you want to die
>>29646692
Wow, if you manage to even fail at killong yourself, I'm not sure what snappy remarl can be applied here. Can't tell you to kill yourself...
Why not hang yourself, OP?
How's about you make that the last one.
>implying you want to kill yourself
>>29646692
That is the worse fucking way to try to kill yourself OP. You're just gonna end up paralyzed. Don't ever do it again. How did you not even break your ankles/legs?
>>29646716
What kind of bridge?
>>29646761
Yeah, I feel guilty... I'm never going to attempt suicide again.
>>29646795
This desu, OP you really need to either mean it by jumping in front of a train, or sparing yourself more agony.
Btw post the pic of this girl decapitated, i need to save it for future confidence in moments where i feel like jumping myself
>>29647077
Nuh, just do it
>>29646692
when killing yourself becomes harder than living
live mothafucka
