Evening, my friends. Decided to dust this place off and give everyone a nightcap or two. I am not affiliated with the original owners, just a regular. l can't promise I'll be able to respond to every question, as my evening shroud of melancholy has quietly settled over my mood.
Stick around, and you might witness some selected readings to soothe aching souls. Sit back, converse, and let the drinks flow.
I'm starting the jukebox on this little number. Feel free to change it to anything you like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMM2tgnzNhw
Driving home. When I arrive that shall be me entering the tavern.
And this is no ordinary tavern, but one with a bed that you can rest on and they serve drinks to you.
>>29646704
Stranger, it's none of my business telling you how to do your business, but I hope you're not texting while driving. I await your presence.
I had a dream last night where I had a wife. She had birthmarks and odd hair growths and was 6'6. To anyone else she was ugly, but to me she was the most beautiful woman. I ended up cuddling with her, seeing her smile, kissing her and having sex.
Why did I have to wake up
>>29646865
Might not be on the same level of what you experienced, but I saw the dreaded picture of my crush with a lover. How many nights I've spent mentally watching torrid, lust filled escapades between us, over and over...tfw no qt teacher bf ;_;
Mind if I play a tune, eh Bartendie?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpd-2buQc0
Also can I just have a water please sir, on this dark and lonely Thursday night?
>>29646672
So why this place closed for so long? I loved this place back in the day...
Anyways I'll have some whisky.
>want to start making youtube videos
>sony vegas is $230 on steam even with 50% off
>too pussy to keygen and risk virus
Who /wanna be youtuber/ here?
>>29647196
You sure can. Nice one, "bartendie"
>>29646672
Damn I wish I could drink tonight.... I miss my old friend whiskey
>>29647261
Thanks man. Quiet night here, huh?
>>29646672
Man could you imagine sitting in a tavern and this guy is playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYsnRc09csQ
>>29647225
>>29647280
Two whiskeys coming up.
Have some move bossa nova, why don't you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldt_ylbAqe4
>>29647311
Sometimes quiet isn't a bad thing.
>>29647323
That would be quite an experience to see.
I'd been talking to this girl that frequents the bar near my work out the other day and I thought I had a good shot. Hell, for a minute I thought I had it in the bag. I got shot down though.
Frustrating, but I'm happy I went for it.
>>29646672
>>29647373
*sits quietly, entranced by the surrounding ambience*
how is it that my most treasured songs are playing at this very moment?
*tapping her heel to the swing of the gentle melody, she closes her eyes*
>>29647465
Always wondered how one words something like that, care to greentext what you told her and what she replied?
I'll just help myself with a cup of tea, hope it's ok Bartender-san.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbdD9gPnhhM
>>29647465
Good on ya, man. Much luck to you in future romantic persuals.
>>29647540
No problem. I wish I liked tea but my spoilt American palette won't allow for it. I'm always in the mood for Dave Brubeck.
And now, some selections from Nein Quarterly:
"How to find happiness: think of where you last saw it. See if it's still there. If not, ask yourself why it left. If it is, ask yourself why you didn't stay."
>>29647540
I had talked to her a few times, my friend had vaguely known her. We had a couple casual chats that I thought had gone pretty well, but her friends pulled her away before I could get her number.
I go to this bar all the time, so I figure, hey when I see her I'll do it. Saw her at the bar.
>Hey anonette, I might be barking up the wrong tree here, but I was hoping I could get your number
Then she said she had a lot of shit going on in her life and also that she had a kid, and I said oh, alright and immediately dipped out.
I also wasn't 100% clear if she was seeing someone. btw good song my man.
>>29647664
Thanks man, I usually don't get sappy or caught up on things like this, but she seemed like the perfect package. If she had called me a faggot and told me I dressed like a moron I still would've had to try.
Hey there, everyone. Bartender, can I get a scotch?
>>29647868
Sure thing.
"Some say it is what it is. Others say it's not what it is. Still others say it is what it always already was. But nobody asked."
>tfw you reply to the wrong person and you look like a total faggot
Hey y'all.
Girl I liked briefly informed me she's pregnant and that I should drop the pursuit. I'm slightly relieved, since I figured eventually it'd end in heartbreak.
Listening to this and trying to formulate a plot for a good colorful action film.
https://youtu.be/OvUJsu5w8IU
>>29648079
It's ok to be gay.
"We regret to inform you that there's no better time than the present."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIjLJPrhCbs
good morning yall, just finished a 10 hour night shift, in the mood for something burning but not too hard anything u recommend
I'm not even sad but this is still comfy/cozy. Can I skip the serotonin level test and sit down by the window bartender? I just want a sweet tea
>>29647243
You could buy a cheap laptop and run a 32-bit vegas on it, or run vegas on a virtual machine.
>>29648266
>implying serotonin levels can be measured
Well folks, l have to jet. My pillow beckons.
Anyone want to take over?
l leave you with this tune. Goodnight, fellas. May the road be smooth and the sun bright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyhgmmBx9Rw&
>>29648401
mr. bartender, you are perfect
i love you and good night
how about some pretzels
whiskeys in the veins tonight
>>29648401
>tfw this has been the best thread on 4chan
>tfw soulmate is your bartender
>tfw ur on an anon board
i hope i run into you someday, sir ~
[email protected]
>>29648494
>>29648525
People in my house were arguing, so I decided to peek back inhaha i'm so lonely.
help i love you too
>>29646672
NEET here, I'll have some Vodka please, my problem is my parents are forceing me to get a job and move out
My dad has terminal cancer and was given only a few months to live. The last two years I've been spending time with my girlfriend (now fiancee). I feel guilty that I abandoned him and have not done a lot with him. He has been in a wheel chair since I was 2 and I am 26 now.
Life is just such bullshit and it makes me wonder what the point is. I'm going to work hard all my life to try enjoy it just to: watch my friends leave/die, lose family, and probably die of cancer or something fucked up myself.
I went for a drive with him today where I shot a deer with him last year. He told me he is depressed because we won't be doing stuff like this next year because he will be gone.
I wasn't able to cry then but I'm sitting on the couch balling my eyes out.
I don't know what to do. I've been looking after my dad my whole life and now he's going to be gone.
>>29648801
I'm drinking some old Milwaukee and about to down a 26 or Canadian club.
>>29648594
>>29647513 (You)
>>29648494 (You)
>>29648556 (You)
thank you for the lullabies
>>29648830
i just opened this thread, how the fuck did this happen
whatever, time for a Guinness
