Let's talk about real things that can help improve your life. Most of my knowledge is hygiene related so if you have helpful stuff to add please do!
>#1 See a doctor
Almost all of us are still young enough to be on our parent's insurancethanks obamaso go for a check up! You don't have to get your balls touched if youyou know you want itdon't want to.
>#2 Take a daily vitamin.
When you're getting gloved fingers shoved up your asskinky ;)ask them about what vitamins you think you should be taking. Ask them if they think you should have any kind of supplements too. Trust me, taking vitamins makes you feel SO MUCH more energetic and healthy.
>#3 Proper toiletries.
Ask them about what type of stuff you should use in the shower. They'll be able to see what's fucked up about your skin and show you what products can help you out.
>>29645845
>#4 Put some vaseline on that ass.
This is 100% serious. Put a thin layer of vaseline on your butthole each time after you poop and take a shower. Not only will it make wiping your ass easier it helps eliminate swamp ass.it also makes sure you're lubed up all the time
>#5 Bidet in the shower.
Most of you guys have one of those shower heads you can take off the wall to spray under your fat rolls. Put it on the massage setting and spray your butt down. It helps get rid of swamp ass.
>#6 Change your sheets!
Change your sheets every 1-2 weeks. All that stuff about acne isn't really true, but it will help you smell better. Also once you put that work in and get a gf your bed will be nice and clean and she will like it!
>#7 Do some sort of exercise.
I'm not saying that you should go get a gym membership and get ripped.dyelbro?I'm just saying do something! Walk for twenty minutes a day. Go play disc golf at the park. Something! It not only will help your health but you will become much more comfortable outside of the house.
>#8 Buy clothes once you're happy with your body.
Most of the time your clothes are ugly because your body is ugly. You're too self conscious to wear good looking stuff and settle on the safe stuff. Wait until after you're happy instead of going all in on a new wardrobe now.
>#9 Get a job.
If you don't have a job then get one! It doesn't have to pay well, and it doesn't have to be fast food. The point is that doing something productive everyday really helps you improve everywhere else.
>>29645854
>#10 Wash less, treat more!
You don't need to shampoo every night. Eliminate all flakes and dandruff type stuff with medicated shampoos and then wash every 2-3 days. Do an oil treatment every couple weeks if you have longer hair and once a month if you have short hair.
>#11 Clean yo' shit.
Clean your living spaces once a week. Once you do it consistently it will become much easier. If you take care of where you live, you will start to take care of yourself.
>#12 Work on that diet.
I'm not saying you should go hardcore just improve it. Instead of cheezits have an apple. Instead of pringles have a banana. You don't need another sandwich, make a smoothie instead!
Do you guys not like my tips? I worked so hard on them. :(
Excellent, very pragmatic. Thanks for taking the time to write it out, surely someone will find it useful.
>>29646228you're too kind, thanks
>>29646183
Thanks for the tips. They are appreciated.
>>29645845
I really like your tips tripfriend
I'm trying to get /fit/ with a 5x5 stronglifts program
Very positive thread
>>29645845
Setting goals.
Achieving goals releases dopamine to make you feel good.
For help setting goals consider SMART goals
Specific
Measurable
Achievable
Realistic
Time-sensitive
A common piece of advice for depressed people is to start with making your bed every day. It's definitely achievable and a good place to start tricking your brain into releasing dopamine.
>>29646440
>>29646455
I'm glad you guys like them. I want us to be positive. I feel like so many people come to these threads and whine because everyone just makes such unrealistic things for people to do
I liked your tips OP.
OP why did you make the list so long, now I won't do any single item on it because it's too daunting
Or maybe let me make the list shorter
>have discipline
I don't think I can do it OP
>>29646640
Choose one and start there. Self improvement takes time and dedication, sometimes going slow is better.
Tldr, this looks like too much work anyways
>>29646640
You don't have to do everything at once! Go at your own pace silly!
Op is such a huge fucking faggot fuck fsggo
>all this physical stuff
What about mental self improvement?
How do I get a job? No luck on Craigslist
>>29646712
Wonderful observation!im probably closer to half a faggot, i still like girls more
>see a doctor
I have an extreme fear when it comes to them. Just fucking end me already.
>>29646766
Then don't do that.i guess...
>>29646845
Shit thread desu fampai
>>29646936
Okay...I'm just trying to help...
>>29646845
Still thanks for the effort, maybe other anons will appreciate it. Some people don't have any reason to improve.I'm just gonna sleep and listen to music all day long and hope that I won't wake up anymore, like I always do.
Why is washing important if you don't go outside? idiot
>>29646971
Well you could help us a lot by never ever posting on this board .
>>29645845
are we supposed to wash our benis? and if so, do we put soap on it?
>>29645845
>tfw haven't changed my sheets in 6 months
Really helpful dude, im glad you took the time to write this.
>>29647125
Of course!
Sometimes I even use soap as lube to masturbate with, two in one right? I use dove beauty bars and if you use it just right the lather gets nice and thick and I just cover my whole body in this thick white lather. It's got such a sexual smell to it as well.even if it is supposed to be scentless
>>29647248
yea but what if the soap gets in your pee hole? also i don't want to wash it because I might get an erection
Hey, good on you for helping folks.
I'm not much on doctors, and not only because I forgot to pay up my insurance like a jackass.
What sort of vitamins do you reckon a 120lb 5'10'' skellington should be taking? I'm mostly sedentary with a shit diet, naturally.
It's a bit funny (in a morbid sort of way), I've managed to avoid having most of those tips apply to me; got a decent job while finishing school, and am luckily without any severe mental/cognitive aberrations. Even so, holy SHIT my living space(s) are wrecked to shit. It isn't like I just leave uneaten food out, but there's paper trash, beer cases, etc everywhere. I'm intimately aware that I should clean the shit up, and that I'd almost certainly experienced improved quality of life from it.
But I just don't! Fuck sake, what sort of a whacky mental block is that? I'm not bitterly depressed nor anything similar. I just don't pick my goddamn shit up, fuck!
If anyone would like any help on basic-tier employment, social questions, driving questions, school questions, feel free to ask my ass. I'm here on the third shift for several more hours.
>>29646758
Thanks for the reply OP you're a huge fucking faggot.
>>29647427
I don't know anything though! It was pretty easy for me to get mine. I can't give any real advice about it!
>>29647427
op please post a picture of yourself, i want to kissu
>>29647296
After washing it regularly you'll stop getting then any it'll become part of your routine to the point that of you don't do it you'll feel dirty, especially if you're uncut.
>>29646758
I'd recommend checking your state's Department of Labour website for postings; apply to any you think you're even remotely qualified for. If you're looking to apply to a lot of positions (you should be), you can have a lot of common text answers in a text file, ready to copy n' paste into the online application.
In order to get my last job (which led me to this one as well), I just drove around the two counties I'm closest to, applying to every single motel in the area for a desk job. Took me a few months and a few interviews, but that's how I did it.
I could try and be more detailed if you give more pertinent information; employment/education gaps, skills if any, personal desire, how good you are with social interaction, etc.
You could try looking up local temp-agencies. Plenty of folks have a very negative opinion of them (with decent reason), but it is ALWAYS, ALWAYS far easier to obtain a better job if you've already got one than it is to obtain one from scratch, if you don't have in-demand qualifications.
Swear to god, once I actually got a job, I got 2-3 returned phone calls asking if I still needed one.
>>29647490
As flattered by your interested as I amand slightly turned onthis isn't /soc/ and I don't have any pictures saved on my laptop.
So, no.
>>29647620
I want to kiss youon the butt part of your bodyI'm a dirty neckbeard, take care of me senpai!
>>29647649
We can't really do that through a computer though!I guess you'll just have to use your imagination!
>tfw unmotivated and coming closer to suicide each day
fuck being lonely and having nothing to do hurts
>>29647704
Aight,I put on my robe and wizard hat.I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
>>29647737
That was pretty clever
>>29647734
we can all make it, dont lose hope yet
>>29647774
yea, did you recognize it from this? http://bash.org/?104383
>>29645845
I need a gf therapist
>>29645854
>Put a thin layer of vaseline on your butthole
stopped reading there
8/10 you almost got me trolled
I've never shaved my pubes before
is this weird? should I shave them?
>>29647876
I shave mine.I'm a faggot though, so it's your choice.
>>29647896
>I'm a faggot though
modern white men HAHAHAHAHA
>>29647896
But they're long as fuck. No way I can use a regular razor
>tfw no friend like OP who will help me to improve
>>29647992
You have to use clippers first. Get them down as low as possible. Then use a razor for around your junk and an electric razor for your balls. It's also easier to shave if you're hard.
Finish by rubbing an ice cube on the shaved skin and you're good to go!
>>29647992
honestly buy a cheap plug in beard trimmer and get a comb and just do it like a barber trims up the sides of your head. It's the easiest way. Also don't get it skin close, it's not going to happen, just aim for like a consistent 2-4 mm of hair. It's really quick with this method and the comb acts like a cock/balls shield.
>>29646739
The whole thread is about mental help
>>29648034
If you do a few of them you'll become more confident and be able to make more friends!
>One reads in Nietzsche of amor fati. The very opposite of the fatal resignation demanded by the logic of submission, amor fati is that love of fate as a worthy adversary that moves one to courageous action. It springs from the willful self-confidence that develops in those who put all of their substance into what they do, say or feel. Here regrets melt away as one learns to act as one wills; mistakes, failures and defeats are not devastations, but situations from which to learn and move on in the perpetual tension toward the destruction of all limits.
>>29648385
Oh how very... interesting.
