I want to masturbate but I have company
>>29645568
Tell them to jerk you.
Go "take a shit"
>>29645568
start beating it in front of them, they will leave and not come back.
>>29645568
I want to masturbate but I'm dogsitting and I don't want to ruin anyone's sheets
>>29645703
This. It's orgy time.
>"i'm gonna go beat off for a bit"
>go masturbate
It's that easy. My friends are pretty chill about that shit. Sometimes you just need to blow a load, you know?though sometimes a couple of them want to join in, shit gets weird
>>29645568
>I have company
FUCKING NORMIE GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BOAD NORMIE NORMIE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29646638
Can't you just go into the bathroom, get Naked, stand in the shower and jerk off then wash it down and dry yourself with some tissues
If they ask why the shower was used just say it was dripping real loud and you went to turn it off but accidently turned the wrong direction.
You can even wet your clothes a bit if you want to have a funny story to tell these people
