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Who is the biggest loser here? What are your credentials? I may
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Who is the biggest loser here? What are your credentials? I may not be but here you go:

>25 years old
>never had jobs that made more than minimum wage
>dropped out of community college constantly
>cant pass Calculus/pre-calculus
>struggle with studying other stuff, can't really study unless its memorizing spelling words or something stupid
>don't have credit, don't know how to get my own apartment/house
>currently live at my uncles house 800 miles away from mom to go to tech school for I.T program
>not sure if I will pass said I.T program , afraid i will be too retarded to retain information
>still a KV
>want asian gf
>tfw white male
>don't have any real hobbies just play league of legends and masturbate to porn alot
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>>29645180
congrats, you're the biggest loser.
You're best at something, finally!
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>28 years old
>held 1 job for 2 months , never worked again
>khv
>NEET
>i wish to die
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>>29645180


Stop playing games you escapist bum

>>29645512
Damm
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>>29645180
That sounds normal for a robot
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>>29645180
I think we both know we are not the biggest losers here
>24
>Minimum wage cuck
>Dropped out of CC for many reasons, one of them bullying
>Passed precollege math with a D
>Out of school and drinking too much to really retain any new info
>No credit or prospects
>Live in moms house
>Kissless, handhold/hugless virgin
>Want to be happy
>Mulatto
>Play solitaire board games
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>21 years old
>Dropped out of Media HS
>Havent had a single job
>Have made original compositions since i was 12 but im afraid that my music is bad to other people, and thus i have never shown anyone my music.
>The last 6 months ive sparked conflicts with all of my best friends, it ending with them not wanting to have any contact with me.
>Functioning drug addict
>Emotionally detatched borderline-bipolar nutcase.
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>>29645693

What drugs are you on senpai?
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>>29645693
Also, before dropping out i had straight A's. The regret makes me vomit if i think too much about it.
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>32
>KHV
>finished highschool at 20, been NEET until 25 then worked 5 years
>instead of ascending to wizardhood my gramps died and I inherited whole 8 figures
>can be NEET until I die unless I go on a spending spree
>parents and extended family despise me for that
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>>29645752
Do you still work? Sounds like it could be super comfy.
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>>29645752

Did you buy your own condo/house? I envy you if you did. Thats my dream is to be a NEET and have my own 1 room condo with internet so I can just eat , masturbate and play on the internet all day
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>>29645715
I shift between clonazepam, bupe, tramadol, alcohol and amphetamines depending on what i feel like binging for the time. To people that say that heroin is the ultimate robot-drug, they are dumb. Everytime ive taken heroine ive been extremely disappointed. The stuff is just as powerful as bupe, only difference is that you can take heroin for longer binges without it losing power. Psychs are special for me, i save them for special occasions, my fave being mescaline.
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>26
>only had 2 shitty jobs
>one was field work
>the other was picking in a warehouse putting wood in boxes
>quit within 2 weeks because my arthritis flared up
>Dropped out of community college multiple times since 2010 because of depression
>remember we had to do a collage about what are your plans for the future, where do you see yourself in 5 years
>wanted to be a fish and game officer
>tfw body too broken for that
>tfw worse off than before
>want a job
>too apathetic to look now
>worthless body too broken to do labor
>going to get on disability
>on foodstamps like a piece of shit
>never had a gf
>haven't had friends since I was 15
>tfw mom and dad lost all hope and respect for me
>too ashamed of myself to go to my cousin's kid's parties because they're doing better than me at all levels
>socially, physically,and financially
>they think I'm being stuck up when I'm just too ashamed because I rather hide from them than have them ask questions about my life
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>>29645779
Why would I stay in a minimum wage job?

>>29645790
nope, just bought a semi decent one-room apartment in city and I live there, i don't need much space and even this is too much cleaning for my liking.
I can do almost anything since I have no expenses aside from food+bills
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>>29645819

No offense but if you are into drugs you are more a failed normalfag, not a robot. You should leave this board immediately.
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>26
>never worked a day in my life
>took me 8 years to get a 4 year degree due major switching when classes got hard (I started in mechanical engineering and ended up with a history degree)
>parents + grandparents paid for it, they're never going to see a cent back on their investment.
>currently neet
>fat
>neckbeard
>ugly
>rotted teeth
>kissless, hugless, friendless virgin
>horribly out of shape, get winded climbing stairs
>sleep 12-14 hours a day
>even bad at vidya.
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>>29645839

since you have a degree have you ever considered trying out as a military officer? I would do this if i had a degree
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>>29645838
>implying i dont take drugs to ease the pain.

RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29645875

I take benzos(lorazepam) but only because my mom got the doctor to get a prescription from me. Also I get very bad anxiety. If you are getting heroin and shit that is ultra-normalfaggotry, Please leave my r9k
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>>29645870
>fat
>horribly out of shape, get winded climbing stairs

considered trying out as a military officer?

kek
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>>29645693
I am a composer too. I write piano compositions. Its my only real passion in this world. I play piano and I'm 23 yrs old. I recently graduated but my degree is useless and I'm just working in retail to pass the time.
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>>29645902
>military officers
>not fat and horribly out of shape
Have you considered trying out as military officer?
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>>29645886
I couldnt agree more.

orignilale
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If any of these apply, you're probably not the biggest loser desu.
>18-25ish age
>have attended any education past high school, even if dropping out
>had good grades, ever
>had friends, ever
>don't have abusive parents
>worked for any amount of time, however small
>getting money from the government for whatever reason
>not obese
and many more. being in college/working/having friends and even thinking you're qualified to be the biggest loser makes you retarded desu.
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>>29645180
>21
>Electrical Engineering
>Fucked up college and basically left before I flunked out (Was doing well until they hit me with this crazy 4000$ bill and stressed me out druging midterms and finals)
>I was 20 never had a real job

Now I have to transfer to another school so my gpa resets but its basically starting over. And I am at the biggest cross roads of my life. Choosing which school I go to

>School 1 is close to home and accepts only 30 credits (I have 54)
>Will also have to start out in liberal arts before I can go into my original STEM major
>2 hour commute
>No dorm fees though because living at home

>Option 2 Go to college that is way upstate
>Should be getting a call to see how many credits transfer
>Accepted directly into major and have already been accepted unlike option 1
>Have to take a placement test that could result in me having to take remedial classes even though I didn't have t take remedial classes in my other school (Also would not have to take them in option 1)
>Would have to take out loans to afford dorm fees and only have 10 meals/wk because that would be the only meal plan I could afford

I just plain don't have the money to go with option 2 but there are more perks to it.

Worse part is my mother is treating me like a total failure and acting if she doesn't care that I will have to take out loans to get an associate
>Why are you so afraid of a placement test, just study
>Why wouldn't you want to take out a loan do you not have any faith in yourself and your degree that you could make money afterward?
>I would rather take out loans than puttz around in liberal arts for one or two semesters
Overall basically giving me shit, when she knows I don't want to take out loans and I've been looking for a job for the past 6-9 months in everything and haven't gotten anything.
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>>29646069
Jokes on you I'm almost all of them.
>24 years old
>Only went to community college, dropped out of 4 year
>Only ever got C's
>Only ever had one friend
>Parents threaten me and abuse me to the point that they got me misdiagnosed with a mental illness by lying and manipulating a psychologist
>Only worked for two years at a fast food place
>Haven't gotten any money at all since then which was a years ago
>Can't get any jobs because my old managers are dicks and didn't like me because I didn't take any drugs with any of the other employees
>Literally stuck in my abusive parents basement for the rest of my life because things keep getting so fucked up I don't have the opportunity to leave
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>21 years old
>Never had a job
>neet
>Dropped out of high school
>Have trouble with some math topics, but it really doesn't matter because I will probably never attend a college
>Fat
>Neckbeard
>Horrible teeth
>Fucked up jaw
>Friendless
>Want to improve myself but the moment I open up Khan Academy or CodeBlocks my dick or a game I haven't beaten gets in the way
>A total degenerate, a real one, not the /pol/ or pseudo-normie idea, the kind that /trash/ would even reject
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well...

>20 years old
>PDD-NOS
>grew up with controlling religious parents in remote bumblefuck area with nobody my own age
>living under a rock my whole life as a result
>had no idea what a foreskin was until high school
>hospitalized twice for mental issues
>parents used to hire people to hang out with me when I was 17-18
>too doped up on risperdal to object
>dropped out of high school
>dropped out of community college after flunking one class
>was an art major in community college
>only four jobs under my belt and all were menial minimum wage
>got fired from two of them, quit one because of anxiety, the other couldn't afford another worker
>NEET for almost ten months now
>spent most of that time on the internet
>fuck up simple tasks all the time
>overlook the obvious all the time
>look like an idiot as a result all the time
>still live at home
>still don't have a driver's license
>I'm shit at multitasking so learning to drive is hard
>Minecraft, guilty pleasure
>used to be on the border between overweight and obese
>ideal weight now but somehow kept the hunchback and double-chin
>acne
>wear same clothes for days unless I have to go to some family occasion
>this includes underwear
>same with showering
>shitty stamina
>most men in my family have been in the military and I've never been able to do one push-up.
>fall asleep anywhere from 2 to 5 am and wake up anywhere from 11am to 2pm
>social anxiety affects me even with people I've known my whole life.
>I don't even care that I'm a KV
>chronically cringey
>no marketable skills
>no references
>nothing going for me in life
>don't think I haven't thought about ending it all

scorn away
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>>29645928
>>29645870
As a person who wanted to join as a USAF officer but fucked up college and looking at enlisting
This guy>>29646100
In order to be an officer you have to be selected then pass OTS (Officer Training School). Its basically BMT+
You would want to be physically fit to do it.

>Pros
>Get all that military dosh at the officer level
>Cons
>heard it becomes political after O-3 or something
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>43yo virgin
>high school dropout
>only had one job working at Kroger for a couple years
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>27
>have only had shitty minimum wage jobs and am currently unemployed, have been for nearly three years
>can barely do basic algebra much less any of the higher maths
>enrolled in CC for Network Administration, feel fucking retarded because I legit don't get shit about what I'm doing despite being in the program for a year and half and having one year left
>have severe social anxiety due to fucked up teeth, going to need them all removed and full dentures
>credit is fucked due to parent's putting shit in my name and never paying it off, can't even open a bank account
>smoke stupid amounts of weed when I can afford it(rarely) because it's the only thing that cheers me up in my life outside of my cat

I just hope I can find some type of decent job with this stupid degree I am still trying to get otherwise I might as well go live in a box and smoke meth like everyone assumes I do/have.
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>that glorious feel when your only problems is nojob/nogf
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>>29646264
we need an /r9k/ minecraft server, playing on random ones gives me anxiety, I want to build cool villages and crap but I'm scared people will think I'm a tard so I stay away and build houses alone in the woods while not talking to anyone.
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>>29646343
>43yo virgin

Damn, you won the thread
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>>29646508
reeecraft.boards.pro

v1.9.2

It's a safe-space for autism.
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>>29647270
>>29646508
fuck

It is reeecraft.mchost.pro
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>>29645180
OP you are the biggest loser.
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>>29645599
>bullied at community college

How on earth did middle aged divorced moms and kids who dropped out of high school get to you?
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>>29647489
CC is a haven for ghetto minorities looking for disbursement money.
They enroll, attend class sporadically, generally make it unpleasant and then they get some free government money while failing the same intro classes semester after semester.
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>>29645826
>they think I'm being stuck up when I'm just too ashamed because I rather hide from them than have them ask questions about my life
I know this feel all too well
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>25 years old
>pedophile
>failed community college
>fired on day one of construction job
>got hired at subway, slept until 5pm, missed first shift, fired
>no job before or since those two
>live in a trailer my dad bought from a FEMA auction for me on the edge of my parent's house because they dobt want me inside
>addicted to fucking cough syrup
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I'm getting my BS at 25.

Enough said
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>29
>never had a job
>didn't go to college
>living off disability $750 a month
>living In a disabled and elderly folks apartment $160 rent
>I'm ashamed of myself so I don't visit my family anymore cause they have any jobs and kids. Etc
>play WoW majority of the day but to scared to join a guild or raid cause they'll figure out I'm an fuck up even in game.
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