Does any robot here know of any goo investment opportunities? I don't care if they're low yield. I'm joining the military and I'm not really going to be spending any money that much so I'd like to invest a lot of it.
I know online gambling is an option but obviously that's really risky. I'm gonna be active duty so nothing that I have to invest a lot of time in the physical world.
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breed dinosaurs and make an island theme park. I heard those make good money
>>29645027
It would take to long to afford the first dinosaurs i need to start breeding
>>29645014
>what is the S&P 500 index
>>29645076
I think that's the wrong use of greentext.
Also I just assumed that there are at least a few robots who have some scheme they use to make a few extra bucks. I don't really care for huge investments rn. Investment probably isn't even the right word
>>29645125
no a greentext is used to quote someone. That was me quoting you. I was implying you are retarded because you don't know what the S&P 500 is and as such you wouldn't invest in it
>>29645261
Well you don't have to be such a meanie about it :'''(
>>29645261
>Tell mom they should just invest my college fund into the S&P and let me collect the returns
>"I dunno anon that sounds dangerous"
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29645014
Invest in everything warren buffet invests in, but on a smaller scale obviously
This works well
