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GET FUCKING DRUNK.
2016-07-01 02:44:34 Post No. 29644218
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Anonymous
2016-07-01 02:44:34
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ALRIGHT YOU FUCKS, LISTEN UP!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, I'M LATE AS FUCK POSTING THIS SHIT BUT MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I'M DRUNK MOST OF THE TIME AND GETTING MY FRIENDS DRUNK FOR NEARLY FUCKING FREE.
HERE'S HOW YOU GET DRUNK FOR NEARLY FREE, MAKE REAL ALCOHOL FOR NEARLY FREE, BE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO SAYS FUCK YOU TO THE COST OF ALCOHOL.
THE MAN IS KEEPING YOU DOWN. BOOZE IS BOTH CHEAP TO MAKE, AND EASY TO MAKE.
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Still with me? Good.
Here's what you're going to do. You're going to hit up a homebrew store or find someone who can.
1) For 1$, you're going to buy EC-1118 YEAST. in a packet, or a bunch of you're good at hiding shit from your parents.
2)For 2$, you're going to buy a AIRLOCK. It's basically a little piece of plastic that you put water in that keeps shit out but lets co2 out.
3) you're going to go buy 1 gallon of ORGANIC APPLE JUICE. in a glass bottle Seriously. No preservatives, motherfucker, we want this shit to spoil.
4) your'e going to buy a BUNG or rubber cap with a hole in it. Your airlock fucks it like a virgin and that's how you let co2 out.
5) you're going to open that bottle of apple juice and pour 1/2 the yeast in. What do you do with the other half? YOU BOUGHT TWO BOTTLES, RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER? They're 1$, you cheap fuck!
6) you're going to throw some sugar in. Literally throw 1 cup of sugar in with the yeast. Borrow it from the hot girl next door. Promise to get her drunk for free in 11 days.
7) throw the airlock in the bung. throw the bung on the apple juice. Stick the bung into the apple juice container.
8) FAP FOR 11 DAYS.
9) DRINK THAT SHIT. YOU WILL BE WASTED AS FUCK. Yes, it tastes good, stop being a tard.
Here's some cuck who made a site about it.
http://inhabitat.com/how-to-make-your-own-delicious-hard-apple-cider-in-6-easy-steps/
go forth and have a buzzed summer. Go get laid. Booze makes it easier, especially when you can tell the man to go fuck himself and you don't need a fake id..
