>aunt frank caught you doin the toilet test
Dad's 'friend' pooped on my birthday cake
>>29644165
what is the toilet test??
>>29644165
the fuck is a toilet test?
>>29644165
>cousin sal found my dresser nips
>mom found the poop colander
>>29644607
I have no clue, and I'm not sure I want to google it.
>peanut found the sack glue
>dad found the Thurston Steamer
>>29644165
Fuck yeah, i love these threads.
>Wife's son finds the pump pinocchio
>auntie esther found the enema sponge
>best friend found the chest tweaker
>sister found the waffle stomp
Sock
>binky found the pootie toot poot scoot
>keisha saw my linguine
Uncle Festus found the fetus
>niece found the watermelon that I fuckand ate it
>I found this threadfucking originalio REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29644556
>>29644607
The toilet test is when you flush the toilet after having done repairs, maintenance, or snaking the bowl to make sure it flushes properly.
Cousin tried on my testi vest
I wish I had a closer family just to get busted on purpose by female cousins and aunts while fapping and such.
>>29645784
...go on...
Then what would happen?
>>29645801
Well, maybe I wouldn't start by getting caught fapping, but definitely would love to get caught naked and let it escalate from there.
Like, at some point they get used to see me naked and eventually start busting in the bathroom naturely withouth asking and shower.
Then they will start asking to give them things or wash their backs when they feel lonely or not sexy.
I think aunt and cousin sex is the nicest, too bad I'll never experience it.
If one day I'll get a gf with a single mom, I'd try to get caught naked by her, it would be hot as fuck.
>>29645602
>l found this thread
>>29645919
kek try as you might, those porn scenarios are very very unlikely
>>29644165
>distant cousin found the cunto concerto
>>29646025
this one's my favorite
> sister found the semen salt
>>29646109
>semen salt
sounds like some snake oil shit
>mom drank the semen consomme
>>29646126
> 2016
> still not preserving lost semen in salt
>>29646230
Well seeing as I'm married, I dont feel I need to do that at all
kek
>>29646126
Enjoy getting a semen deficiency.
>>29646366
see >>29646333
not worried
Only planning on 2 kids anyway
>girlfriend found the fart porn
>>29646419
>this board found the brap thread
>coach huey saw my penis papers
>the bartender saw my flush button
>>29645539
Wait a second this actually makes sense. Wouldn't they? Why the fuck are pro lifers so butt hurt about innocent people getting to meet god sooner.
>officer Marcel recognized my calf tapestery
>>29646794
They're butthurt that they have to endure life first.
